I get the main role because I'm the best! Bow to Lord Wily!
I know you're my creator and all, but your bark doesn't exactly match your bite....
Oh, shoot, I forgot about Dr. Cossack! I'll explain the situation to him right now...
....Yes, yes, who is it? I'm very busy!
Sorry to bother you, sir. This is Skull Man. We have a situation here at Wily Cas-
WILY!? You're helping that scoundrel? Why I never-
No no no it's not like that! Mega Man has been captured! According to B-I mean reliable sources, Mega Man is 20 miles west of Wily Castle.
I see...Alright, I'll send some robots to scout out the general area. Report to me if you receive an update. Also, I'm sending Dust Man to help you.
Roger tha-wait DUST MAN!? That blundering idiot can't do simple math, let alone help us in a search! Are you sure it has to be him?
*click*
GRRRRRRRRRRR..........*sigh* whatever.
Man, after I get to the top of this castle, I'll get to start my mission, I guess I should ask Wily which bot I should-
AUGH!!!!.....
Hehehe... New orders; keep them from ending their plan!
Alright, this looks like a decent spot. Quint, have you finished reprogramming those mining robots we found?
It might take a bit. I'm not exactly familiar with these models.
Damn, we're cutting it close! Mega Man's allies probably are on their way here by now.
You got it, boss.
If we spot Mega-dweeb's looser friends, we'll bash their heads in!
: Eloquent as always, Punk. Now let's go, time is of the essence.
You are to scout this general area for the kidnappers' base. Dive Man, you will check the underwater section over *here*
ROGER THAT! *teleports*
Understood. *teleports*
As you wish, Master. *teleports*
Why not send me too?....Master.
Because I don't trust you! The last time I sent you to aid Mega Man, you tried to kill him, even after I tried to change your programming!
Oh, come on, gramps! My programming may be stubborn, but you can't deny how valuable of an asset I am when it comes to combat.
You're guarding the lab with me, and that's final!
*to self* We'll see about that, doctor. You can't deny my programming what it wants.
The reception's still a tad spotty. Maybe if I hook up my Mirror Buster to the transceiver, we could use it as an antenna.
Blah, blah, blah! When do we get to kill those stupid Light 'bots?
All in due time, Punk. Now, help hold my lance straight while I adjust the signal
Whatever...
Haehaey! Hae!
Eh? What the bloody hell is that thing?
A Pyre Fly! We've been spotted!
Haeeeeey!
Think it's one of Light's?
No, the Pyre Fly is a Cossack model. Which can only mean that Cossack and his robots are looking for us as well.
Ha! More tin cans to crush!
This is serious, you nitwit! Looks like that Pyre Fly flew off while we were talking. It's probably reporting to Cossack right now.
Killjoy...
Hmm? What's this? That appears to be the Construction Site located near Monolopis City? I see! That is the Killer's location!
Good, I have fulfilled my mission. Hopefully, the newly-awakened robot will take care of our loose ends...
Alright, are we ready to go?
Yeah, hopefully this time you stick to the plan?
Here's how it goes. Me, Ice Man, Fire Man, Skull Man, Dust Man and Bomb Man will launch a full assault on the locations Cossack's given to us.
Not so fast meddlesome robots! I have specific orders to take care of you! Our plan will go perfectly!
Hey Quint, are you sure we're doing the right thing? I mean, we hate Mega Man, but to bring others into this?
Of course, Master has specific orders to take over this world. Are you betraying us?
Well, I'm just.
YES, WHATEVER THE MASTER DESIRES WILL BE DONE!
Please...make it stop...
Make what stop, Skully?...Aah...AAAHCHOO!
OW! GRRRRRR DUST MAAAAAN!
Message from Dr. Cossack: "Skull Man, I thought you might find this surveillance footage useful. -Cossack"
Hmm? What's this? That appears to be the Construction Site located near Monolopis City? I see! That is the Killer's location!
This can't be good. All dispatched robots, report. The kidnappers' location has been confirmed. Dust Man and I are moving to intercept.
Hey, Skully, did you know you have no nose?
Yea I do! It's right he-*feels face*
Hey, wait up! *teleports*
Eat this! RETRO PROTO STRIKE!
That was simple enough *teleports out*
Hello, is anyone reading me?
I'm reading you loud and clear good buddy, over.
10-4, roger that. Over.
Right, well it seems I've found some ancient text. It'll take me a few minutes for a rough translation, but it should clear some things.
Alright, it roughly translates to....
That was.....cryptic to say the least.
Not all of that may be right, but it could help to say the least.
I dunno, there's more to this than what we know...
Not a moment too soon, look down there, Dust Man!.....Dust Man?
I'm so hungry, Skully!
Maybe ya wouldn't be if you didn't vomit your junk all over me!...SHHH!
So you're the ones we've been ordered to sink! WELL THEN, SO BE IT!
I'll blow you to smithereens!
The power of the gods are more than enough to finish you!
Heh! You brats don't know just who you're facing!

FOR COSSACK!
Not on my watch hehehe!
I can't believe all this mess that's been happening. Forced to help heroes...Peh!
Dr. Wily! I'm back home!
Bah, whatever! You all left in my time of need! At least I have HWN....Wait. Computer, where is HWN?!
Those Killers must have took him while I wasn't looking...Stone Man!
Yeah, boss?
Tell me, where are the other Robot Masters?!
I dunno, but Crash and Magnet Man told me they're going to Arcadia.
Get them right now! If HWN were to fall into the wrong hands....
I don't think your hands are exactly safe for a super weapon either.....
Did you find them yet?! Because if you didn't, you shouldn't be here!
Grrr...Now I have to wait for my systems to cool down before I can pull that move again!
Calm yourself, Punk, and trust me. I'm not exactly helpless, you know. HIYAAH!
MMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMPH!
Oops. Forgot to spitcha out, huh?
I don't know if "Thanks" really expresses what I'm feeling right now, but-
You are trespassing! Prepare to be scraped!
No, really, that's cute. Show time, Dust Man!
Chow time!
You okay, Dust Man?
*BUUUURP*
Dust Man, did you-?
You said "Chow time!", didn't you?
O_O.......*sigh* Let's see how our brothers are doing.
What's wrong, Skully?
All three of their transmitters have stopped! They were ALL defeated!
Or someTHING...
You know what? I think you're onto something...
I can’t stand it! One stupid internet video and now everyone thinks I’m some kind of depraved weirdo!
Come on, it’s not that bad. Lots of robot masters have stupid songs written about them.
Yeah, like you would know!
Crash! Magnet! Wait up!
Stone Man? You’re back already?
Yeah. I kind of blew my vacation cashola on pay-per-view movies, and the hotel kicked me out. But that’s not the point! Dr. Wily has a mission for us!
A mission? What is it?
The Doc didn’t give me all the details but from what I can gather, those Mega Man Killer guys went berserk and ran off. Apparently they stole some kinda
I never trusted those weirdoes. Something about ‘em just gives me the shivers.
How dare they betray Master Wily! Come on, you guys! Let’s scrap those traitors and get that robot back!
You and Stone go on ahead. I’m gonna see if I can’t find any more Wily Numbers. We’ll need all the help we can get to take down the Killers.
Good idea! We’ll meet up at the construction site; that’s where they’re holed up.
Quit messin’ around! Let’s go! *teleports out*
I’m coming, I’m coming! Sheesh… *teleports out*
Hmm…who should I go to first? *runs off*
Do you have a clear shot to the entrance yet?
Huh? I thought we were scouting and not shooting anyone.
*controlling his anger* Can you see the entrance well enough to deploy your mechas?
Yep!
Okay, go for it!
.....Okay, we've got a clear feed! Looks like an underground chamber!
Now, Dr. Light, we need to get Proto Man ASAP, so could you please tell us where he is?
I'll never sell out Blues to evil robots like you!
Oh? Not even if we threatened to finish off Mega Man and destroy his remains? And after that, Roll's next!
No wait! Please, give me a moment, but don't hurt my children!
That's better! Hahahahaaah!
Dang it! We need to help right now, but there's no way we could win against a force like that! Think, Skull Man, think!
AAAAAUUUGHH!
His brainwashing is breaking! Quickly, give him the sedative!
Right! *shoves chip into Ballade's head*
Uuunnnngh......
He's been the most unstable ever since we began the operation! We need to find someway to control him, or else he could be the downfall of the operation.
Brainwashing, huh? There is DEFINITELY more here than meets the eye.
But that means it wasn't his fault! I won't let them be mean like that!
I won't let you do this!
Uh-oh...
Ugh. I'm full...meet you at base *teleports out*
Wait, what base?....UGH!
You think you'll get away with that, huh? TRY ME!
Let's dance, bonebag!
Thanks for letting us use your greenhouse to fix Sargent Man, Top Man. What with the lab being wrecked and all…
No problemo! You guys can crash here as long as you like. So, is the Sarge fixed yet?
Not yet. We’re still recalibrating his CPU. Not to mention the wiring for his core, the Killers really did a number on it.
His leg suspension could use some lubricant, too.
And all those dents and scorch marks! Absolutely hideous! Not to mention he’s in dire need of a polishing!
Before we do anything, we should disarm his buster. That amount of munitions could blow everyone here to kingdom come!
Right, right, good luck with that.
Good point, Time Man. Now, we have to be extremely careful not to-
Erm…Roll?
Not now, Jewel Man. As I was saying, we have to avoid detonating the-
Roll, I think you should see this…
I’m sure it can wait until later, Jewel Man. Hand me that laser scalpel, Time Man. This has to be a percison-
It can’t wait. Just look over here.
Jewel Man, if you want me to clean the oil stains off your armor again, I swear to Asimov I’ll-
Roll, you need to look at this. Now.
Fine, I’ll look! But next time, don’t expect me to-what the…get down!
Ugh…what was that?
I feel like the floor of a taxi cab…
Oh, my beautiful armor! It’s ruined! *sob*
I’m back! Sorry I took so long, Tama wanted some belly rubs and- sweet jumping Tezuka! Everything’s trashed! I leave you guys alone for five minutes and
That looked like a missile. But who shot at us?
That would have been me.
So you’re the one who wrecked all my stuff! Just who do you think you are?
My, my. I know I haven’t seen you in years, but I thought you would at least recognize me…
…dear brother!
INCOMING MESSAGE! MASTER WISHES TO SPEAK
The Master wants me?! Immediately put the transmitter on! If I happen to screw up....
Ah, Enker. Tell me, have you captured Proto Man yet?
Not yet, but all is according to plan. Dr. Light is slowly cracking, and if Proto Man has truly changed, he'll rescue the hostages.
That is the problem. Proto Man has something we want, but I can't put him under my control unless he's still holding an impure heart. Of course, we could always just force the squishy doctor to do it himself for me.
It shall all go out as planned. We are slowly reaching our goal, and Punk is handling an intruder.
Unless it's Proto Man, it's of no concern. What about Ballade and Quint? What are they doing?
They've been...kidnapped, so to speak. Our plan should...
Idiot! Ballade and Quint are important members of your team! I trusted you with them! Why did I upgrade them in the first place?!
But, I didn't mean to....
Enough excuses! You must pay!
AAAUHHHH!PLEASE, I'LL FIX IT, GIVE ME A CHANCE MASTER!
Have you learned yet? If not for my brainwashing, this plan would fail. I have created an army from scratch, and each of them have found success.
Although, without your guidance, failure would be had, right?
Look who's learning! Fix your mistakes, I expect the other members of your team to report by sundown.
I can't believe that terrifying power...Even with our upgrades, I'm nothing to the Master's power....
Star Man’s signal is coming from around here. Normally I wouldn’t trust him on this sort of operation, but it looks like he’s the only Wily ‘bot around.
ALERT! DWN. 037 SIGNAL STRENGTH INCREASING! TARGET LOCATION IS WITHIN VISUAL RANGE!
Light Labs? What would Star Man be doing there?
Star Man? You in here, buddy? The Doctor needs us to-holy scrap! This place is a mess! Star Man? Bass? The Light ‘bots? What happened here?
ANALYIZING…ANALYSIS COMPLETE. UNITS DLN. 003-008, DWN. 037, SWN.001, AND (ERROR-DESEGNATION UNKOWN) SYSTEMS SEVERELY
An electromagnet blast, huh? Maybe another one would reboot their systems. Suppose it’s worth a shot.
ugh... whats new wily?
bass, why are you so cocky?
here. take this.(throws E-tanks)
thanks. this will help me make a combined version of all of my past failures...
i can use this form for help.
yes. these e-tanks will be used for 2 health bars. my newer robot masters, and
Awesome. but how can you use 2 E-tanks for at least 10 bosses?
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