It's not like I'd know-
...The last thing I remember was making a phonecall*, and then... I'm not so sure.
NinjaGhost, are you there? What is this place...?
Huh? What's going on?
...I'm not sure...
...
...But something about this feels wrong.
...I can't seem to see you in the Net... I can't even see the Net itself around here.
So you're somewhere around here? But... How is that-
Listen, we can try to figure out what's going on around here with questions and lack of answers, OR we can work on helping everyone else out of these cages.
But, there's so many people...!
That's why it's important that we are quick to free as many as we can. The more we free, the more hands we'll have.
...I'm going to trust that you'll be alright, Tedd. You two should start looking for one of the other raiders that are here; I have a feeling that whatever the others out there are fighting, they'll need the extra help, too. I'd go, but there are too many people to help here for me to ignore.
...Woah. That's apparently a thing now.
...How am I even gonna get up there? Not like I have a jetpack or anythi-
Oh hey, what's this?
Alright, let's take a looksie. +200% max primary ammo on wearer, no self-inflicted blast damage taken, this weapon deals ZERO dama-
Wait, ZERO DAMAGE? What's the point of shooting rockets at people if you can't hurt enemies with-
Oh okay, rocket jumping. Yeah, I think I've heard of that technique. Maybe that's gonna be my ticket up there...
wait what


Outlaws...! You won't get away from me!
...Pizza time.
Ah, some-a fresh ingredients! Let's-a get this-a pizza made!

What the actual...!?
Tch, no the time to process whatever's going on here!
Know it all assholes, claiming moral ground after shoving people in stasis, not choosing to at least TRY and deal with the bloody system assholes and rather just keep everyone locked here till the end of time, play the noble demon card all you want epsilon. but if i get my hands on you i'll-
(Not the smartest move... But then again, from what little meetings we had with each other in my world, I never took you as the smart type.
Beep!
we're almost there kid, stand behind me, we'll get everyone outta here, and we'll get back to safety ok?
...where is everyone else, anyway? Am i missing out on that part of your plan or where you just going to leave everyone else for dead with the system bots?
Hark, foul fiends! For I, Xi Warrior, shall be the one who frees these poor prisoners! En guarde!
I can't say I expected this to be how I start my New Years, but since when has our lives been normal, eh?
...Up until now? Pretty much every day was a normal day.
...
...Are you sure this guy's an alternate version of me?
Truly pathetic. But then again, how could I expect any of these fools to stand against a GOD?
...Heh. Well, well... Maybe I'll get a worthy challenge out of this after all.
Heh... Come on!
Alright fine, go "find that omniverse" or whatnot, we'll be done before you can say-
best wrap this up soon...
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