Ugh, talk about an ugly sight to see.
A little rude to say that about aliens.
No, not aliens; Pirates.
But doesn't Brickell... You know what, nevermind.
3 on 1, huh? I have just the thing for that.
(...Why do I feel like I’m missing out on something monumental...?)
...Seems like it worked after all... Good. Whatever's going on here, I won't let it happen without a fight.
...I just hope the others got the distress signal.
Those lights are just amazingly beautiful... Though, I can't shake this feeling of sheer power they give off.
Another Omniverse...? Is that really possible?
2014...?

So, what, we're just going to abandon ship without even trying first!?
COMPLYING.
Hey, look! Someone finally decided to come! We were beginning to think you guys were too chicken to ever show up!
Seems like this little baby man came all by himself! He must've cried to himself all night before coming here, knowing how much he's going to lose!
Now, Heavy... Let's not forget that we're down to 3 members ourselves, what with the others out on patrol. Whether or not he'll lose will require further testing... PAINFUL testing.
(Everyone must be in separate spots on the map... Hopefully they'll figure out what to do on their own.)
Say, fellas. This guy looks paler than a cow in a beef factory.
Men, this could only mean one thing... We are being attacked by zombies!
Soldier, there is only one of them.
...Men, this could only mean one thing... We are being attacked by a zombie!
We will not let these zombies take our land of the free! PREPARE TO GET DOMINATED, YOU MAGGOT-INFESTED MAGGOT!
Mmmph! Mph mph! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmph!
...Ugh, this isn't a BLU! It's just some lass in blue and yellow armor!
...Hold on... Ain't this one of them "raiders" we were supposed to help train?
...Aye, you're right! So, ye came on your own, haven't you? Big mistake, lassie! Though, I admire your dedication to the training!
If only they were dedicated to it 4 months ago...
Oh sure, just assume everyone knows how maps work, why don’t ya?
Also, while it may be 3v1, most of my kit’s designed around taking down swarms of enemies, so I’d be careful who you underestimate!
2 fort?
You must be mistaken Solider boy, i'm not a zombie, i am instead a-
...OK maybe i am a zombie. But i swear im not here to eat your brains, i'm sure if were reasonable people we can talk this ou-
Oh who am i kidding, En guarde, mercenaries!
(This should make quick work of them...)
Ack, this is bad... He's making hackepeter* out of us!
Doctor... it's time.
And so early, too... Ah, very well, then. Let us begin the procedure.
Magic, eh? I knew it! You must've been sent by Marasmus to destroy us! Well, you're not getting away with it, maggots!
...Uh, hate to burst your bubble, Soldier, but uhm... You are currently engulfed in flames.
...I see. Well, that is unfortunate.
...Well, then.
Playing defensive? Well, let's just see how well it does ya, lass!
...Hey, is it me, or does it feel like that should've hit harder?
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