of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
...I'm starting to see what's so irksome about that guy.
Uh...hey, hey now, hold on there, let's...let's not doing a-
Uh oh.
Yeah. Uh. Oh.
Ow
So...what does thou think we aught to do with em?
I caused that? Your telling me that I'm the one that kept on whacking and whacking and whacking away at em?
No no no.
That's half the reason we're not friends. I saw what you...er, your group, were doing to those Hydrakins who were just defending their home. I saw how your friends blinded that Special Guest Star Blast Man...just for helping em train. And I saw how you all beat up that awesome Cut Man. The guy just wanted to conquer and you turned it into a game of who could cause the most damage!
...You guys aren't heroes. You're just...just...just murder hobos!
...And that is BORRRNNNINNNGGG. No wonder you guys don't have fans.
...You know what? No. I DON'T agree. Because from MY understanding, we ALREADY fought evil. FOUR TIMES.
Our friends were KILLED in that hellfire. A hellfire that started BEFORE we got there, and it's not like HE was doing anything to STOP it like we were. And does CONQUERING THE WORLD sound like something a GOOD GUY would do?
And THEN there was that Tyr guy that nearly KILLED us. And what's worse is that we NEVER beat him. And even if he wasn't "evil", he was trying to KILL our friend.
And I've only ever heard about the situation with Beta Satan, but from what I know, he wants nothing more than to DESTROY ALL OF REALITY. He wants to kill theoretically INFINITE lives, and this guy wants to PRAISE him. And for what? Because we're apparently "boring" for wanting to save REALITY!?
We shouldn't have to prove ANYTHING anymore. Beta Supremo is just being a picky SQUAWK!HO-
Miss me, fellas?
Much as I would love that...I got a better idea.
...
Are...are they? They're back?!
Oi!
G-Glass?
You can make anything right?
Of course! I-
Make a dungeon then.
W-WHAT?!
...Sir would you please stop trying to buy all of Star's merchandise?
Thanks! 

Well, there I was, being burned up by Burning Desire, when all of a sudden, I woke up in the middle of space!
The middle of space...? How did you end up there?
Well, assuming I was brought back to life by the same method as those who probably also met the same fate- I wouldn't know, I was dead- the ashes probably went and reformed us in the spot where we last died... And since I was technically killed at the Balance Conglomerate after Betan wiped the world, I guess it must've resurrected me there.
...Supremo did say it was his intent to restore the dead, which you were even before Burning Desire turned you to ash.

...


Well, while I'm not against teamwork, I'm not sure if it'll be enough to get through to Supremo.
Still, if anyone has any ideas on how to incorporate more teamwork into our strategies, I'm all ears... Well, AFTER I get my shoulder cannon welded back on.
You sure we should bother him for this? We don't want to overwork him...
Of COURSE we sho-sho-should bother him for thi-i-i-is! He's our o-o-only mechani-ni-nic! No-o-ow, if I wa-a-as the real Wily instea-tea-tead of an AI proje-je-je-jection, things would be differen-en-ent.
Yeah, having another mechanic- or even a medic for our non-robotic allies- would certainly be a nice helping hand.
No, no-o-ot because of that-t-t. I was refer-er-ering to the fact that we'd have a me-me-mechanic AND an evil GENIU-U-US! NUHAHAHAHA-A-A-A-AHAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HAHA!
...But no, ser-er-eriously, hurry u-u-up. All thi-i-i-is glitching really takes the wi-i-ind out of an evil lau-au-ugh.
I'm gonna take a short break, got some chili just bout done! Could you watch the shovels? If one of em makes a beeping noise, just tap it. It's probably a mechanical error.
Uh...got it.
Well...this is...um... What I can do ya fo-
...O-Oh.
...Hmph... Leave it to a Ninja Man to make things difficult...
NUHAHAHAHA! Of COURSE someone simple like you couldn't POSSIBLY comprehend the GENIUS of Dr. Albert Wily-
So, what are we meant to do? It's not like we can just leave him like this...
What else is there to be done? Every other move we can make is too risky; We could damage him more than he already has been... And he's damaged badly as-is.
...Bah. As an AI of an evil genius, I feel prideful for making a robot this complex... But as the AI of a fellow inventor, I cannot just stand by and leave you in such a slump.
Ahh, I've got it! We can just use his blueprints from my lab!
Your lab...? Do you really think it could withstand whatever caused this apocalypse?
You kidding? My glorious Wily Castle can withstand ANYTHING that can be thrown at it!
...
...*Ahem* And even if I was- hypothetically speaking- exaggerating a little, it wouldn't be too much of a problem, anyways... Because my lab is not even FROM this universe!
Wait, it's in another universe? How are we supposed to get there from here?
Just leave that passage to Gagaku! I've designed him with the ability to create portals to other universes! It was originally for finding Ninja Man and bringing him back to our universe, but I think I'm able to make a portal big enough for all of us... Maybe.[/u]]{wily}
...One problem is that the moment that it detects [i]anyone not recognized to be affiliated with me- which would pretty much be anyone except for Gagaku and myself- it's going to cause an alarm to go off that will alert every robot in the facility to attack the intruders.]{wily}
What, forgot to install an override code?
HEY! Who do you take me for!? I totally have an override code for the castle's security system!
...Well?
Well, what?
Aren't you going to tell us what the code is?
Why should I go and tell you that!? You just need me to put it in, right? What, do you plan on raiding my castle later or something? Steal my plans? My robots? My ham sandwiches!?
...You forgot the code, didn't you-
THE GREAT ALBERT WILY DOES NOT FORGET! He just... Doesn't get any visitors a whole lot, ok?
So, what, do we just barge in, grab the blueprints, smash any robot in the way, and get out? Sounds simple enough to me.
EH!? Now, wait a second-
Yeah, sounds simple enough. Just some robots, right? I think we can handle that.
No, nuh-uh, we're not doing this-
Yeah, we've been through worse. Hell, going through worse is what led to this to begin with-
WE ARE NOT TRASHING MY CASTLE! Honestly, so BARBARIC. It's no wonder you guys haven't proven yourselves worthy to that Supremo guy-
...I have an idea on how we can get in without needing to trash the place.

I'm glad you asked. Glad you asked! This is my new restaurant! New restaurant, SQUAWK!
Welcome, to Little Papa Reggae's!
Hey, that guy stole our chances to restore the world 6 raids ago; I'd say it's fair trade we take something of his. Also I think those gems stole the original sign*, so I'd say it's fair game.
I'm selling helpful pizza items that are cheaper for low-ranking players.
Glad you agree. Someone has to make all the pizzas.
You don't need to!
You just gotta help me with this.







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