of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
..Yeah, somehow I don't think he's on our side.
Also, Cap Man? Whatever you're gonna do, stop doing it.
Gee. I wonder if the Raid Boss Fan knows EXACTLY what he's doing. It's almost as if his name wasn't ironic or something.
It's getting awfully hard to ignore someone who's starting to cause us trouble.
I've noticed. But right now, he's not our concern.
...Huh. Well, I'm not sure if I can really say if this whole thing was significant in any way or not.
...Aside from ONE potential problem. Not entirely a fan of the Fan actually being a threat to us than a joke.
Meh, he's not important. We'll worry about him if we have to.
...Still no sign of either of them... Could they still be out there doing those other things?
Probably. I've expected Sir "Holier-than-thou" to bail on us, but that Fire Emblem guy seemed like he was really willing to help.
Those other missions didn't sound too hard, though. Not too hard... Maybe they got lost along the way?
Yeah, you're right. Sucks to b-
Gyah! Who- No, forget WHO you are... What are you even supposed to BE? Some kinda post-apocalyptic bird-frog mutant!?



Bane...tem...? The hell kinda name is that?
Am I supposed to know who those two are?
Wait, it's actually you guys? How did YOU manage to survive Betan? And what's with this... fusion thing you've got going on?

(That's a pleasant picture...)
I guess that makes sense. But what brings you guys here?
Yeah, well, hopefully we'll be able to change that after this next raid boss.

Basically. Even if you ended up having to survive like... this, the fact that you survived at all is a feat of its own, so do you think you could help us out?
Great! Another fine addition to the team! A fine addition, SQUAWK!
Banetem
Anyway, missing teammates aside, there has been a slight problem that I have noticed from us recently.
Is it that some of us aren't exactly acting like the heroes we're trying to be?
What? No. The problem is that we STINK. I mean, look at everyone else compared to us...




Meanwhile, what do we have to offer for the team? Lowering their Speed stat by a single stage? Finding weaknesses and resistances? A completely unreliable skill!?
Hey! Just you wait until my skill with Cores make me the group MVP! Group MVP, SQUAWK!
The point is, we need to find some way to be more of use to the team. Otherwise, what are we even doing around here!?
Seem like Crown Coins to me- ours, more specifically. So apparently we DO all share a wallet...
Even with those three coupons, we'd still only have enough to buy two.
...How many coins have we got?
...Fight.
...everything seems to be correct here...
Alright, Your training starts now, please keep your personal belongings close to you at all times. This training will only stop for emergencies.
Screaming is not an emergency.
What's this odd contraption?
Woah! Scared me! ...I haven't seen you in...ever.
What is the purpose of this mechanism?
Oh...uh..So...at the very top..is...
And that's it.
Hmm...interesting. Primitive yes but it does fulfill the task, albeit costly.
Thank...you? Speaking of costly, I got to head back to the shop to buy some more wood.
...If you're looking for earth-born lumber, I saw some outside the base, near the south. Round 100lb.
Really? What kind?
Wha-why would I know that?
Uh...yeah you're right...anyways…
thank you!
I predict this thing will last less than a month. Sides, it's unnecessary, I've cracked the code behind it. All this will be good for tinder. ...Hmm, that reminds me of why I came back.
Global heat has increased around 0.7EHN in a day. For a world that's supposed to be dead...where is this heat coming from? I figured it's because of the increased number of residents but with how many I accounted for, it should only have raised to 0.1 max. Whatever's going on...
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