of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
Hey, whaddya know! I must be the first person to survive the tripwire! First person, SQUAWK!
Lousy little-
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...What just happened?
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I never typically cared about the lives of others, but they risked their lives for that chalice, and now you're going to make them do it again? Hell, one of them even nearly DIED just from the TRAINING for it!
...
Not to mention that countless lives are still lost thanks to your stubbornness. If you really wanted that chalice to be used by someone "worthy", then why couldn't you do it!?
...Come to think of it, with all those trinkets of yours, you could very well be a god capable of doing such a thing by yourself! So WHY make these guys go through all this pain just to prove themselves?
...
...I had to be sure that it was in the right hands. I couldn't just reward them for the way they acted towards the Hydrakins over the chalice, nor could I entrust the chalice to the Hydrakins after the way they acted...
...And I ultimately could not trust the person who made the call that led them to the chalice.
Odnerom's Chalice is a powerful object from the Void... And it is in the Void that it must remain, where hopefully, it will remain safe and outside of the wrong hands.
Hopefully!?
As for the universe, once the heroes have proven themselves, I shall do the honors of restoring it myself...
...But only when they prove that they want it restored not as a reward for themselves, but rather a gift for those who have fallen by Betan's hands.
...That's STUPID! "A reward for themselves"!? Why the hell would ANYONE want the world to be restored as a REWARD!? It honestly sounds to me like an EXCUSE. I did not let you have the Phantom Ruby's power just so you could be such a selfish PRICK.
But if you aren't going to do anything to help them... I WILL.
Hey! Need to prove yourself as good people because a rainbow-colored tightwad is being a major
Squawrk...hole? Are you getting beaten to Hell and back because of it? Then I've got a deal for you!
The name's Theta Mephisto; No, I am not Beta Satan, nor do I work for him. I am connected to him, though, but that's a long story. And I am here today to tell you about Crown Coins!
Crown Coins are a brand-spanking new currency; You earn 1 Crown Coin for every 500 Zenny you earn- NOT counting the 500 Zenny you get from joining the game. With this special new currency, you can buy special and POWERFUL new items that can help you in the raid! For example:
All this and more at the Crown Coin shop! And just so we get the business going right away... I'll give you Crown Coins for ALL the Zenny you've earned since the FIRST Raid Boss!
I'll be right here if you need me!
My aching propellor.... Many thanks you two, I, on behalf of the rest of the quartet...
I sincerely apologize for how intense things got-
GAH! THERES TWO OF YOU LIVING PLUSHIES, GYRO GET THEM OFF ME PLEASE! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
Give me back my money you overgrown lemon!
so first you show up here, you STEAL a recovering persons zenny for your own selfish gain, and then you miss out on the training, which may i remind you because i KNOW you heard us, was to help these people restore their world! and now here you come, after everything, and ask for my help?
Alright, I've decided, as technically your superior as an older wily bot, You have to help these people with their quest, AND you have to pay back all the zenny you owe to the....monkey?
...Tiny right? you mentioned you we're part of some kind of Conglomerate and that you were trying to arrest the doc robot and dark man right? Could you keep an eye on my Friend So that he doesn't try and get out of helping you?
...Gh...
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Yes, well, it's been quite an exhilarating ex-
Ahem. Er, where was I? Yes, gg ez no re, I've genuinely had fun even if I was late to the party! Now, I believe I should take a peek at those wares, both from you guys and the... weird... gem deity?
...What the hell am I looking a-
Apologies about him... He just doesn't know when to keep quiet.
Ah, figured you'd wanna buy something after your little light show, great job hitting that guy Even if the attack was originally meant for me-
So what are you buying? I'm sure we've got some weird books and....Hard drives? somewhere here-
Alright, let me see... this book seems interesting! "Making the most of nature"...
How strange-- mind if I see what this is? Let me just-
Very interesting... I suppose I should pay you for that, and I'll take this too, for now... I'll look around a bit more, see if I find anything else useful!
Deity? Nah, I just use a very powerful artifact.
...And ever since Beta Satan killed me, I possessed said artifact like a ghost and whatnot, but that's besides the point.
Take a gander and grab whatever you like!
I think this ghost gems heckin high. But I'll take your filthy coins.
Nah.
Except that give me that.
95% accuracy on the charged version, keep it the same uncharged. Oh and an extra 10 damage on both versions would be nice.
By the way, Gyro and Star, how's your Dark 4 doing pray tell?
Wait.
Hello there, I've heard you're an Admiral, I'm Tiny, a former Lieutenant, although now I just work as a bounty hunter,
Also I'm not sure how Lieutenant and Admiral compare but...
Well then, guess I'm gonna do a little of this...
And now I'm gonna be absolutely ROLLING in dough by the end of the next fight!
I WISH FOR INFINITE WISHES!
Nah, just messing with ya, I know that's illegal. What I actually want is a bouncyball for throwing at people!
Well, why did you bring it up if you couldn't? Literally nobody asked about wishes until you decided to bring it up.
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