of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
Ok screw this
I'M STEALIN YOUR SHIT CAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE DEALS FOR SHIT
... I'm gettin too reckless for this
Remember when I said you were cute? Scratch that you're all fucking disgusting.
O H . . .
YA WANNA GO YOU LITTLE FREAKIN LAMP?
Honestly…
We don’t… Care anymore.
...
No, really. The more we merge, the more mature we grow. Even at the stage of Hydralings we were internally doubting the idea of fighting with you… It was more about protecting the treasure at that point.
We care to preserve the history and treasures associated with it, but preventing the creation of new history like this is just pointless.
Feel… Free to take some zenny as well.
Anything so you screw off, reall–
...I’m afraid that they have not earned that chalice of yours.
Oh, really? Says WHO?
Says the guy who HASN’T threatened to destroy everything in here because they were constantly hit by time attacks. Or wants to destroy everything that isn’t about their home planet. Or has constantly antagonized these fine gems when all they were doing was their JOB.
Hey, they threatened us first!
Uh-huh. And which party was the one to throw the first punch, so-to-speak? You know, rather than simply trying to ASK first.
Hmph…
You know, thinking back–
You really didn’t earn this, did you?
...Hate to say it, but despite your new manners, you aren’t entirely innocent yourself...ves.
Fair enough.
Which is why...
EXCUSE THE HELL OUTTA ME, but how are we supposed to fix this realm NOW!?
You’ll get it back once you’ve proven to be better people.
...And I’d say you have your work cut out for you.
And how do we do that?
Well, perhaps you’ll earn your Chalice once you’ve found a real villain to take care of.
Sorry for the trouble.
No need– From you, specifically.
A-Although perhaps we could invite–
Ah…
Well then.
Well, THAT was a disappointment. Remind me to just ignore spam calls like that from now on.
...Actually, Who was the person who called us to get that Chalice, anyways?
...
I DIDN'T GET ANY OF AMBER'S CONTACTS
Something tells me they aren't defusing.
AND THEN THE RAINBOW SHITHEAD COMES BACK! ALL I WANT IS A NICE LITTLE HOUSE IN A SMALL CITY WITH A PET MET AND TO HAVE DARK PAY THE BILLS FOR ME
...
I hate blondes.
Alright...here's where the signal is from...
...
...
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WANTED CRIMINALS FOR THE CONGLOMERATE HERE?
WANTED CRIMINALS? I KNOW I AM BUT...
Well a lot of it was just using indecent language without a license but..
WHAT IS THIS THE MINECRAFT JAVA GUIDELINES?
Well one of you is wanted for..a bit more.
.... THAT'S MY CUE
LATER NERDS
Anyways, I'm Tiny! Highest ranked surviving member of the Balance Conglomerate!
This heartbeat...that name...so you were the other organic that was with Panny there? Is he alive?
So...what's with the eyepatch?
Balance standard issue! I don't actually need it...but...I think it looks cool...and makes me `edgy` in light of recent events...
So who are you guys? Except you Chord. I recognize you. Sort of.
...I have NO IDEA who that guy was or why he decided to chew us out first thing when he got here.
...By the way, what's your guys' deal? You apparently wanted that cup-looking thing or whatever that was just sent who knows where, that much I know, but there's still a bunch of stuff I don't know about you guys yet.
...Huh. Guess I don't really know you guys well, either.
Well, we have quite some time until we return to Earth so might as well. My name is Ninja Man Ψ, though just Ninja Man or Psi will do.
And, uh, who exactly are you, anyway?
Unpaused Konngara (AKA "U-Konngara", or just "Konngara")
"... Better People."
"Perhaps my strange (JOURNEY) to this Place has not yet been... Unfounded."
"Ah. A (OBJECT LOADING...) Chalice.PNG?"
"Oh, right. I believe I was--"
".. Of course. I cannot (DISCLOSE: Mission Information.) Apologies."
"I don't believe I (PROCESSING....) retain Information on any of you. (INITIATING APOLOGY PROGRAM...) I Sincerely Apologize For My Lack of Introduction."
AMBERRRR
I... don't really have a name, per se. I'm an unfinished experimental combat robot whose weapons were based on some of those found in combat simulations she went through. Hell, I barely even got to the aesthetics stage before my creator decided to drop me on some random planet.
I didn't really know what I was supposed to do, so I wandered until I ran into this place, which was guarded by those gem people from earlier. I kept trying to beat them over and over, only to get my face kicked into the dirt that many times. At least, until you guys showed up.
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