of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
Hey, guys!
Come check it out. Some kinda shopkeep appeared here!
Step right up, step right up! My name is Nitron P- "P" as in Purple, mind you- and I am a dimension-travelling salesman!
I have the finest products you'll ever see, and they are GUARANTEED! To help you out in ANY battle, or your money back!* *We do not accept refunds of any kind. All sales are final.
You won't find offers like these anywhere else!** **We do not guarantee any difference in sales in comparison to any other store. Any similarities between other stores will be denied.
In fact, we're SO confident in our customer satisfaction***, we are giving away Zenny for FREE! ***Customer satisfaction is not guaranteed. If you have any issues regarding our services, call 888-88-NITRONP.
So, come on down! The customer is always right, after all!**** ****All customers are required to not be wrong when approaching the salesman.
Alright, ill bite, what are you selling my good keeper!
OH HEY, YOU ACTUALLY ARRIVED WHEN I TOLD YOU TO
Indeed, I have. Now then, tell me what gives.
YOU'LL GET YOUR ANSWERS SOON ENOUGH. BUT FIRST, LET'S TALK BUSINESS.
HI
ing kidding me.
ANYWAY HERE'S HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK
IN ESSENCE, I AM YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER EXCEPT I SELL
THAT'S NOT ONLY ACTUALLY USEFUL, BUT ALSO MOST LIKELY WON'T SLOWLY KILL YOU
Wait, how come you censored yourself this time when you were willing to curse with no restraint beforehand?
NORMALLY I'D HAVE ZERO QUALMS ABOUT SAYING SUCH LANGUAGE, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO RISK IT AS MUCH ON THIS SITE
IF THE MODS CATCH ME CONSISTENTLY SWEARING MY
OFF THEY'LL PROBABLY CHOP SAID
OFF
...Okay, but back to the subject at hand. You said you wanted to to sell me things...?
AH YES
YOU SEE, I'M WILLING TO GIVE YOU THE EXACT SAME
NITRON P'S SELLING TO YOU, AT THE EXACT SAME PRICES
Why would you need to hide out in a nondescript building to do this?
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO IF THAT
HOLE DIDN'T HAVE A
ING MONOPOLY ON SAID ITEMS!
That... Actually makes sense, somewhat.
NOW THEN
HELLO FRIEND
For some reason, I feel like I should be saying something vulgar but with certain words switched around.
NOW
OFF
(Not sure why there was suddenly 1417 Zenny in my pocket, but I'll take what I can get.
I'll take these.
(These don't seem that different from the ones back home, but maybe they can get some useful information out of it when I get home.)
What are you all planning to do now?
Mhm...
OH OKAY, I GUESS PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY FALLING OUT OF THE SKY NOW
WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK
OKAY, 739 TOKE- ER, ZENNY...
THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING YOU COULD BUY WITH THAT WOULD BE A SINGLE SUPER PELLET, THOUGH THAT DOES REMIND ME, I REALLY NEED TO GET MYSELF A WAY TO EASILY CONVEY HOW MUCH EVERYTHING COSTS
WHAT THE HELL ELSE DO YOU WANT
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