of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
...
Hey, guess who’s unstunned again!
I am also gonna stall a bit to gain some WE, and I still have one other move that I haven’t used yet, so...
There is no punchline. Get shot.
...Ok, ow. Isn’t that something you should’ve nerfed, or make it miss on purpose?
...You know what? That is a fair point.
A very fair point indeed...
You know, Jake, I feel really bad that my lower-than-yours Attack stat is keeping you from fully utilizing that team buff of yours. So, how about this: I’ll raise back up my Attack stat, just for you.
I won’t even use Refresh! Here, let me show you something I’ve worked on...
There. A nice 5-boost to counteract the 5 Debuffs I’ve gained, and I still have the 5 Defense debuffs from before!
Oh, and look at that. All that “Agonizing Pain” of yours did enough damage for another multiplier, increasing my strength, and therefore that of you and your little friends as well! Isn’t that swell!
...You know, I feel like I got to know you guys so well this past over-a-month-because-of-unforeseen-complications-and-Beta-Shadow’s-laziness, so I’ll let you guys in on a secret: I know you’re all smart enough to tell that this is a trap. But between you and me, I’d take the bait, anyways, if I were you.
...So, come on. Go wild, go all-out. Pull no punches, take your best shot! Let it HURT. ...After all, when this little game of ours reaches its final day...
...I’ll make you wish you were in Hell.
Not THIS time!
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