of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
Okay, normally I'd use Muscle Bomber, but I do have alternatives... anyway uh, what was I gonna do? Oh, right!
MY EY3!
0PS I S41D A B4D WORD.
4CK
4S S3EN ON TV! (Th4t'5 a ref3renc3)
DEAL 0R NO D3AL. TH4T'5 TH3 TV 5H0W!!!
WHER3 THE P30PLE WH0 DON'T T4KE TH3 DE4L...
GETS F1LL3D WITH BULL3T5 F1R3D FR0M THE H05T'S M0UTH!!!
Reggae's Instantaneous Censorship Service! Even works great on live TV and broadcasts, or your money back!
I'll mail you my bill later.
By the way, just out of curiosity, what happens if we do take the deal?
This is...nothing! Ha!
YOU 5T1LL G3T BULL3TS BUT 1T'5 FR0M TH3 H0ST'S 3Y3S 1NSTE4D
SCH4-Z4M!
N3XT T1ME E4T A FRU1T 5AL4D YUMMY YUMMY!
0H WOW Y0U R3ALLY L1KE G01NG AFT3R MY W4LL3T D0N'T YOU?
W3LL I H0P3 TH3R3'5 4 M1RACL3 OR TW0 UP Y0UR 5L3EV3S 0TH3RWI5E 1T'LL B3 DI3 TIM3 F0R OUR CONT35T4NTS PR3TTY SO0-
WH4T
H0W
WH3RE D1D TH4T EV3N C0ME FROM 4NYWAY!?
Hey. I was just looking around for conveniently-discarded stuff I could use and I came across this Double Gear, plus a Raid Rage. Interesting stuff, huh?
Y0U MU5T BE N3W TO TH15 5ORT OF G1G!
W3 AR3 H3RE T0 DIE OF LAUGHT3R NOT D13 0F DIEING! G3T WITH TH3 PR0GR4M! (heha3 ht4t)
53RIOU5LY TH0UGH, WH4T'5 YOUR D34L!? Y0U MUTLI4T3ED MY F4C3! N0BODY L4UGH5 AT THAT.
I H4VE N0 4RMS! NO L3G5! B0DILES... AND Y0U TH1NK 1'M FORG1VING YOU F0R SCR4MB1NG MY M05T ICON1C FE4TURE!?
Your forgiveness is NOT a factor.
Rocks Fall, EVERYONE DIES!
Okay, raid over. I believe we can go home now.
Listen here, you little ****. You should be grateful you're not dead right now, since that only happened because I tried to erase you and didn't succeed. But I'll leave a warning: You broke the fourth wall enough times by now. Keep it up and I'll erase you before you glitch the universe, and this time, I won't stop until the last bit of your junk data is erased from existance
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