of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
...
...A scratch?
So be it.
I am Sunstar, the doomsday weapon...
All inferior life forms must be destroyed!
...What.
A plot tw15t?
Com3 on n0w, did y0u 53RI0USLY th1nk you'd b3 f1ghting som3 r4nd0m 4lien r0bot th4t, at th15 po1nt, pretty much EVERY0N3 know5 4bout?
N0 stl3, n0 cla55, n0 no no n0.
H0nestly! Doe5 1t ev3n GET bland3r th4n that?
...Riiiiggghhht. I'm just gonna back away slowl-
4nd wh3re d1d you think Y0U w3r3 go1ng, k1ddo?
Yes, apparently this guy with a CRT for a head is trying to fight Hellion Lady? Also, he recently took out this "doomsday weapon" earlier with a cartoon boxing glove.
C4n't leave while th3 show'5 5till go1ng n0w c4n y0u?
We h4ven't 3ven had our...
B1G SHOWD0WN Y3T!
Huh? What's this thing on the ground for?
3h, what you s4y?
4nyw4ys, the vi3wer5 ar3 falling 0ff the edge 0f the1r s3ats!*
They c4n't w41t for th3 next r4id to happ3n!
And wh4t b3tter way t0 b3gin the 53ason than w1th 4 showst0pp1ng perf0rm4nc3!
About that, actually.
M-My REMOTE!
GIVE THAT BACK YOU DESPICABLE CHILD YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!
Phew, good to know I changed the channel on that guy permanently.
WHAT!?
Nononononono- PLEASE TELL ME I DIDN'T JUST MAKE THINGS A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE!
4DV3RTISER FR13NDLY!
MIND YOUR S0C1AL TAST3! A DEM0NSTR4TION IS AFO0T!
0H HEY! LO0KS TO M3 L1KE P3OPLE 4R3 5CRAMBL1NG T0 G3T A P13CE OF TH3 M41N 3V3NT!
W3LL YOU'R3 1N LUCK; TH3 5HOW ISN'T EV3N CL053 TO 0V3R YET!!
TURN UP THE JU1CE! PUT 0N YOUR SHOE5!
4ND C0ME AND PLAY-
4 LITTL3, MIKE, GAME!
M1K3 | Neutral/Electric Type
I've got this one!
The time has come at last for my grand debut! Now, bear witness to my technique...!
So this is the land where my target lies... Well, better get thos-
THERE WILL BE HECK TO PAY, BOTH O-
Oh man, of all times, now there's a potential threat to my home?
Father Strength? Devil? Mind doing me a really massive favor right now?
Please don't tell me what I think your saying...
OH COME ON, DA-MON!
YOU WILL BOTH FIGHT THIS THING ALONG SIDE ME AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
W41T SER10U5LY? SOM3 ON3 N4MED THE1R K1D "N30 TON"?
Y0U'RE MAKE1NG ME L4UGH MY FAC3 OFF, P4L!
H3Y BUDDY, YOU M1GHT WANNA KE3P Y0UR NON3X1STANT HAND5 0FF MY D$!
W41T JU5T ON3 MOM3NT! 4REN'T Y0U W0RK1NG UNDER MY BUS1N3S5 R1VAL G3M1NI M4N?
TH4T M3ANS HE'5 PR0F1TING OFF OF ME B31NG H3R3, 4ND HE CAN M4K3 M3 S4Y WH4T3VER H3 WANT5! TH4T'S 53RIOU5LY 5T1NKY 1F I 54Y SO MY5ELF!
0H W41T N0 HE C4N'T DO TH4T S3COND TH1NG AT 4LL
B3C4USE 1 D1D A BUNCH OF M3551NG AROUND SO N0W THE F1GHT'S BEING BR04DC4STED L1VE!!!
G0OD LUCK M3SSING AR0UND W1TH TH3 FO0T4GE N0W Y0U CR1MIN4L!
Y0U 4LL L00K RATH3R T3N53! WHY NOT 51T D0WN 4ND H4VE 4 5N4CK?
Oooh! Popcorn! ...
Wait a minute.
ALRIGHT! MUSCLE BOMBER!
H-hey, don't look at me! He's the one recording everything. That you can prove.
Eyes on the prize, everyone. Whether or not our every move's being recorded is unimportant.
...Though, I wouldn't blame either of them for wanting to profit off of my endearing personality.
Just don't go complaining when YOU'RE the one who ends up looking bad on live TV!
...Oh, please. Controlling what my business rivals say? Just where would the fun be in that?
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