of an overpowered monstrosity while simultaneously getting your own
kicked by said overpowered monstrosity, so I'll just get straight to the rules:
Ninja Man Ψ
Beta Satan (Beta Shadow)
Crystal Hydrakins (XE Olive)
T-Verse Quartet (Tedd)
Tyr (RedBomber)
Lapley (HighTower)
Cut Man (Idk947)
Burning Desire (RadiatedWraith)
Weapons Archive MKII (Beta Shadow)
Zenith (+ Narcian) (Tedd)
Nic (RadiatedWraith)
Fighting Alloy Team (ch4s3man)
Beta Team (& Associates) (Beta Shadow)
Dead Meme Lord BBA Mega Man (QuintAnother)
M1K3 (RotomSlashBlast)
QA's Fun-Ruining Mind (QuintAnother)
Satanic Fatal Robots (Beta Shadow)
Well, to summarize, Trio was previously a dangerous threat back in a realm known as the Absurd Roleplay.


...Actually, I wouldn't put it like that...






Since then- and by that I mean after a few incidents involving a powerful form of my evil doppelganger*, a robot monarch who tried to bring back said doppelganger not too long after we killed him**, a demon who tried to fight the literal god of all gods***, and a demonic version of Mr. Video Games himself****- we have been making preparations to fight Trio and his underlings.
Considering what happened in this world, though, you probably won't have to worry about Trio.
I don't think it'd do any good to tell them that the guy they're literally training to beat is part of the team.
You guys do realize you're talking out loud, right?
...Rrrrrrrrrrright.
Now, as we were saying...
Alright... now that... that felt good to release considering the embarrassing acts I was forced to do...
Hm... wonder much I can sell this dump of a planet for?
(What the-!? How is this even remotely possible?!)
(Well, I can at least rest easy since I can overpower some of these chumps! Besides, they can't compare to me anyway!)
...What's in there...?
While it's true that Trio destroyed the Omniverse indirectly by putting to much strain on the fabric of reality, that doesn't mean his power should be underestimated.




Omniholes are but one method to accomplish this, and not even highly skilled manipulators of Time and Space- such as Eta and myself- are capable of creating one, at least not easily. And Trio can create multiple at a snap of his fingers. That's why we consider him to be a powerful foe; One that we'll need ALL the preparation we can get to beat.
You know, you could've just said that instead of lecturing us stuff I'm pretty sure most of us already know.
R-right, sorry. I just really like to explain these things.
Nah, you're good; A recap every once in a while is a good thing.
Well, tl;dr, Trio can create wormholes between two different Omniverses without using too much of his energy, and he wants to spread mass chaos. So, we need to train so we can stop him from doing that and prevent another Omniversal collapse.
And in the time he's been back, he's already dragged in a good number of people from another Omniverse into this one.
...Ow.
...Like that guy. (Though that happened way sooner than now; The appearance here is a coincidence.)
Finally... Thanks for the respawn, man!
I'm only doing it so you'd stop asking me about it. This is NOT how death is supposed to work, even IF you are supposedly "friends with Death".
Wait! I would like to speak with you on something important!
Speak with us for what, a new promotional deal?
Wh-what!? How did you know this was a-
...I-I mean... No, nothing like that at all!
Seeing you guys fight all this time has really inspired me! I don't want to be just a salesman anymore. I want to join you guys on the field of battle as a true hero!
...Really. You want to join us as a hero?
...
You called for me, sir?
Ahh, NP! How's my #1 Favorite Salesman doing this fine Monday?
Well, it's- wait, I'm your favorite?
Hahahahahahahaha! Oh, but NP, of course you are!
...not. I only say that because positivity increases productivity. Now, enough small talk. I believe it is time we talk about are most recent hit TV show...
Ah, yes, the show. It's been doing wonderfully so far; The team just started editing the Season 1 finale, and fans have been on the edge of their seat over Part 1 of Burning Desi-
That's great, but that's not what I was talking to you about; If I wanted to talk about PRODUCTION, then I would've called in Editor Pepe**.
No. I called you in here... to talk about SALES.
I-I can explain, sir-
So can I. And since I am your boss, I will.
As you can see here, this is how much money we've been earning from Take the Crown merchandise in Gemini Entertainment stores everywhere.
Oh... Whew, I thought I was in trouble for a moment- That's actually not bad-
"Not bad" is not good enough, Mr. Pricetag.
Actually, sir, the "P" stands for pur-
We need someone to help boost the sales of our merchandise. It doesn't help that most of the income comes from the store's "#1 Customer".
We need a face that represents the Gemini brand. Someone that just SCREAMS Gemini Entertainment! Someone so spectacular, fans from all over the globe- EVERY glove- will march straight for the Gemini Entertainment stores and buy every Take the Crown merchandise on the wall, and the wall itself!
...Unfortunately, I run too many shows, movies, and radio stations to afford to have my beautiful self scuffed up every month. So, I'm just going to have you do it instead.
Me? But, sir, I don't know how to figh-
Don't worry your pretty little head-that-is-also-your-entire-body. You're a sharp salesman; I'm sure you'll figure something out.
...Yes...?
...Right... For your sake, I'm just going to pretend to not have seen that flashback sequence.
Well, we're going to have to discuss this later; I'm pretty sure everyone else has already beaten us to the Rocky Plateau at this point, so let's go ahead and teleport there.
Alright, listen up. You all know your mission... and you all know the punishment for not fulfilling your contract. Now, get moving!
Bt1229 (Character Slot from January)
Nitron P (Character Slot from February)
Emblian Devil (Variant Slot; To appear in a PvP Match later on)
...Right. We're finally here.
I've got some popcorn, some large pizzas, some leftover Valentine's Day candy, a few cans of cola, some-
...What?
This is for the training session. More specifically, for watching it.
Ah, we don't need it. We're good enough without it!
Besides, you know the rules: So long as Beta Shadow's the raid boss, we can't participate... Literally, in this case.
We'll start small just as a warm-up; Me and Alpha will be your opponents while the others will join in as we go further along.
Hope you're ready, because we don't plan on holding anything back!
...I'm only here cuz gyro will yell at me if I sneak out of training again.
...So why aren't We also training?
Well I don't trust Limstella to go fight people who are training against trio, your still recovering from the space pirate incident, and there's no way in hel I'm fighting beta shadow-
Aw, why do you get the easy missions
This isn't a mission, it's training. Now go home, Volt's worried about you.
What am I supposed to do at home?!
Fight Wily and Sigma's army, hang out with the others, meet the former Mavericks, keep a universe-ender in containment, the list goes on. Don't worry, I'll call you back if I need help.
Fine.
Hm, these guys look pretty tough. Though, I DID just get done fighting a mechanical worm, two robot eyeballs, and a floating skull automaton that came with four weapons attached.
...Well, let's see what this thing does!
HUH!?
...Okay, now I'm in ANOTHER place I don't know anything about.
Huh. Didn't know Team Batons could teleport people out of jams like... Wherever I was previously!
So that's what those are...
(Something about this girl makes my blood boil, but I can't tell what...)
Hmmph!? (They've already started?!)
(I told you we needed to hurry up...)
(Wha- Hey! What happened to splitting it?!)
Mph! (Calm down! I'll let you have whatever we eat next!)
*Choking sounds*
(..Hehe.)
(It's not funny!)
(Sorry... So, you or me first?)
(Me of course! I'm not gonna back down after that showing!)
We're here too! Let's have a good fight!
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