and the the giant Kirby EATS THE ENTIRE GODDAMN CITY
There are none who can predict when death shall strike!!
What?!
Wait, but if Cyber-Lucina's connected to Lucina, but Lucina could die...if...
No, nononono, we can find a way to make them both okay, right? Can't we?!
Sheesh, tone it down. It was just a pun. Learn how to relax.
Learn how to shut your stupid facehole. And for the record... that wasn't me.
Then... who...
Well, now... awfully hostile voice. Sounds a bit familiar. My guess is that I humiliated whoever this is on some previous occasion.
You dare to make light of defiling the embers of pride I carry!? I shall reclaim my honor once more, by decimating you tenfold the way you have!!!
And it's that day of the week again.
I'll teach you my rage... I WILL BURN YOU TO A CINDERS!
My, MY! You certainly look promising...! If you're half the tough strong man you act to be, perhaps this may be worth my while after all!
Boast as you may, but know this: Those arrogant barks of yours will be reduced to mere whimpers!
DIE!!
I recognize you now. It was hard to tell because your face isn't swollen anymore. Yeah, I thrashed you months ago. Flamingo, right?
GRRRRHHHHH!!!!!
I don't know why you bothered to try and fight me again. It's obvious you'll lo--
Your babble is USELESS to me!
S-Soul!
She totally deserves that.
Hey! She could be hurt! That's scary!
...Instead of her being hurt... I think it's more frightening how that might've set her off.
With this, it's over!
!!...Augh..!
He's dead.
HRGH!
GAH!
O-Oopsie-daisy! Vewy sowwy! How did that get there~?
Don't make me laugh. As if that would be enough to do me in.
GOOHHHHHHH!
Feh! Know when to quit!!
Eh!??
Burn.
Oh, you're just like a little cat! Trying to gnaw on anything you find! I used to know a cat once, his name was-
HOLY CUNGADERO-
Alright Shu you had your fun, but you're getting ahead of yourself!
You cheating little brat! Didn't I say three at a time? Oh no matter! We'll just manufacture a little old circus accident!
I'm...urgh...
Now tell me little kitty cat! Do you have a soul?
Fraid I don't have the one you're thinking of.
Oh no no, not a SOUL, a soul! Here, allow me to demonstrate!
THISISCRAZYTHISISCRAZYTHISISCRAZYIFEELLIKEI'MGOINGTORUNMYLEGSOFFSOMEBODYHELPME!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT IS NO MENTALITY IF YOU WISH TO IMPROVE, YOUNG LADY! YOU NEED TO GO FORWARD, FORWARD, FORWARD IF IT IS TRULY A DESIRE OF YOURS TO GAIN STRENGTH!
ARE YOU INSAAAAAAAAANE! I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DIE IF I LOSE FOCUSTHISISCRAZY! WE SHOULD TAKE THIS STUFF SLOWEEEEERRR!!!!
I UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM WITH YOUR MENTALITY. HOWEVER. THE TRUTH IS THAT, AS AN AVERAGE HUMAN... EVEN IF YOU WERE TO TRAIN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, EVEN IF WE PROLONGED YOUR TIME OF DECAY... YOU WOULD LIKELY BE NOWHERE NEAR AS OVERALL WELL-CONDITIONED. NOT EVEN WITHIN TEN LIFETIMES.
SO, THAT IS WHY! I HAVE DEVISED OUR SPECIAL REGIMENT! WE ARE GOING TO DOUBLE THE RIGOROUSNESS OF YOUR TRAINING EVERY DAY! THAT WAY, YOUR BODY WILL NOT SLOW DOWN IT'S DEVELOPMENT AS YOU CONTINUE TO GROW!
OH YEAAAAAAH!?!?!? WELL, WHY CAN'T WE JUST DO ALL THE COOL SUPER-GUY THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO ALREADY!! INSTEAD, I'M DOING THINGS PEOPLE LIKE ME SHOULDN'T BE DOING! LIKE 8,192 PUSHUPS WITHIN 45 SECONDS WITH YOU ON MY BACK TOMORROW!
THAT WOULD BE INOPTIMAL, MISS. LEARNING ADVANCED TECHNIQUES WOULD TAKE FAR MORE TIME WITHOUT THE PROPER CONDITIONING. ONCE WE'VE KINKED EVERYTHING OUT, IT'LL BE BUT A BREEZE!
YEAH YEAH YEAH IT'LL BE A BREEZE EXCEPT I AM ABOUT TO DEEEEEEEEEEIE!!! YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME!! KILL ME AND MAKE ME DIE PAINFULLY!!! DO YOU SHOW NO REMORSE AT THE THOUGHT OF AN ADOLESCENT GIRL'S BLOOD BEING ON YOUR HANDS!?
WHAT A PLEASANT SENSE OF IMAGINATION. NOW, MUSH! PICK UP THE PACE! AND LESS TALK, OR YOU'LL LOSE OXYGEN!
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that's my cardio for the day... I guess. Even still, I feel like it's missing something.
Being the strongest person in my school sounds like a fever dream... even if it's not exactly the power fantasy I'm looking for. A month ago, I was just like any other person... But then I met that man.
I wonder when he'll come back to teach me more. It's gotten boring fast without him... And he left right when things were getting interesting.
SHAMELESS COWARD! COME FACE ME SO THAT I CAN DISGRACE YOU!!!

YAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
...Hyagh..!
PLEAD FOR MY MERCY!
You're showin' me a good time... Maybe I should slip into something more comfortable.
...
What's wrong? You look a little pale!
It's like a kaiju battle... except the kaiju are shrunk to regular size. Opera'll be ticked.
Nuh uh! Not her fault! Mean fire guy started it!
Kid, two wrongs don't make a right.
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