* Ain't it kind of sad that there's barely anybody here to grind for lvl? Anybody to get quick cash and maim 'orribly at the same time? Or even getting ghosts to never rest in peace and get assimilated into the protag's body>
Perfect timing for what?
Strange...that robot master looked like it was from the Wild West?
Uh...Hi. I'm Turbo Man and this is Clown Man. Who the heck are you?
So...what are you doing here?
Firstly, I want you to tell me exactly how you feel.
Well, to tell you the--
Uh, uh, uh! Start your sentences with 'I'.
...
...I feel... I feel alone. I feel like a nobody. I'm a mass-produced model. Even if I try to put myself out there, nobody sees me for who I really am, and nobody cares. There's nothing special about me.
I... I'm hurt that my creator holds more regard for material value than their product. I feel vulnerable, so I cover that up with a tough-guy persona. I feel like there is nobody who would care about me if I just... stopped existing.
There's nothing special about me. There's nothing special about my concept. There probably isn't even something special about what I'm feeling, either. All the other guys probably feel the same way.
There's nothing special about me. There's nothing special about my concept. There probably isn't even something special about what I'm feeling, either. All the other guys probably feel the same way. I don't...
...Why am I even alive?
...
The dungeon, huh? Well, that's a clue, I guess. But how are we supposed to find it?
Look, I don't effin' know man, I just walked into this, so if you don't mind me, I-
*girlish scream*
Why-is-he-like-that-why-is-he-like-that-why-is-he-like-that-why-is-he-like-that-why-is-he-like-that-why-is-he-like-that-why-is-he-like-that-why-is-he-like-that-WHY IS HE LIKE THAT!?
...You know, it's days where clouds fill the sky and the sun is eclipsed that fascinate me the most.
Not that I particularly enjoy rain. But the same ol' yellow star tends to get boring.
LARGE TENSION LEVELS DETECTED.
Right. You guys can tell, can't you?
INSERT DATA FOR TENSITY.
...Fine. But don't take my reasoning for authorization to act. Also, it feels good having someone to say this stuff to.
Those damn twins. Ever since I found my way here, something has never been... fully clear about them.
...
Pop hides it fine when she's not ticked. But with Soul, he practically wears it on his sleeve. I'm positive you robots've picked it up, but there's this atmosphere around them... this almost feral sensation.
They're like volcanoes waiting to erupt on someone or something. Truth be told, if I didn't already know they'd need me later, I may actually be worried about Pop's punches. She's kinda hot when she's mad. Wait. No. Concentrate.
...
CONCERN RECOGNIZED FULLY.
Eh. I doubt it's that much of a concern. Not unless something bad happens... but the worst is already behind us.
Ah, a beast of the water! A certainly foul beast indeed, but not one of hard difficulty.
Regardless, creature of the depths-
-I hate to inform you, but you are severely outnumbered... And what more, the ally of which stands-
-by my side shall surely strike fear into your immoral soul... Should you have one. Behold!
THE SKELETON APPEARS!
Unfortunately, no. But, there was something we found that might make up for some of that at least...
Yeah, it was the best I could do after running out of dark balls after it somehow managed to break out of all of them in quick succession. Also, fair warning, this ball is way heavier than it looks, even without the little... glitch... thing inside!
You do not know? ...It is simple task. We need guards to deliver a rare species which a buyer wishes to purchase.
Doctors tell me due to your radioactive core, infection failed to occur. Treatment was done on OVER-0 to remove broken parts, most were easily replaced. Also to not is that combat effort was well done. Those reasons are specially why I want you both to help guard it.
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