
ing censor them, you
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! (It also makes the swearing funnier)
Yeah, okay. So, how are we doing this? You wanna come over to my ship or should I board yours?
What's it mean to you? You're clearly not gonna live to s--
Congratulations, idiot. You're doing YOUR OWN IDEA wrong. The overly suspicious adversary can't grow to trust you if they're dead!
...Erm. Should I be taking you to a medical facility, or... something...?
Hey, you got like a map or something?
...You look worn out. I guess I win.
...And I was going to try and reason with him. Him! The guy made by the person who took out Mega Man for... Seemingly no reason. I doubt I can get through this by trying to reason with people. I may be a hero, but I'm not a pacifist. I'll hold on to reasoning with others for robots who actually care about that sort of thing.
Yes! Our first win of the roleplay!
Psh, yeah, thanks to a few "pats on the back" for ∎∎∎∎.
Hey, he had a good number of hardships during all that!
Yeah. And then he was given an Energy Capsule in the pre-boss hallway of all things. Face it, the world's just going easy on ∎∎∎∎ because he's just a beginner. I doubt he'll be this lucky during the next few battles.
We'll see what happens...
...Huh...? Where am I? ...The last thing I remember, I was fighting this crystal robot working for someone that wanted to... Invert society, I think? And then...
...No, that was it... Nothing connects to why I am here. ...Actually...
...Where exactly is here, even?
What was that?
...Well well. What do we have here...?
That's convenient. Hey, Gyro! How have ya been?
...MMRPG-DA-2, eh? So you ARE one of those kinds of Beta Men, after all...
Who are you? What are you talking about? And where am I?
...You are a Beta Man from one of those so-called "mainstream" universes... Some people around here call the Beta Men of universes such as your own as the "main" versions... Not that I give a
how high of a pedestal they put you on. All of you are beneath me, anyways.
Beneath you...? A little harsh judgement, I would say. But wouldn't that make you...?
I am known around here as "Moral Inverse" Beta, or preferably Commander Beta. But as for being a counterpart of you? I would prefer NOT to get roped in with trash such as yourself.
Hey! I may be new to the whole "hero" thing, but I'm not just some worthless-
I said nothing about being worthless. In fact... If you truly ARE a "main version" of Beta Man, then you are something of use to me.
That "something of use" being...?
...This place is known as the Void. Basically, its a multiversal garbage dump of dead universes and entities or objects that, in one way or another, got removed from reality.
Dead universes...?
As for what form of purpose you serve me... It is something that has been accomplished by other so-called "main" Beta Men over the years... And that is escaping this place.
And it is because of that, that you will help me in getting out of this
hole.
...I mean. I can certainly try to find out if I CAN do tha-
Not can, WILL. And you will do EXACTLY as I tell you when doing so. Otherwise, I'll make you live to regret it.
...Now, follow me. That scanner I shot you with also allows for me to track you down at all times, so I will find you if you try to run. So do us both a favor and try not to be difficult.
...What... did I just get myself into...?
oh! Hey midi, how's it going
Wait I'm back in the void aren't I?

Wait, you mean you got out t-you got out?! How?! Where did you end up, what was it like?!
I don't know i was just, going to find supplies and then the ground beneath me kinda just... gave way? and suddenly i was outside this big fortress with some discolored robot masters and this giant terrifying monster! and also some guy in a white cloak who made me sign some sorta contract, it was kinda chaotic-
Oh! and then i saw some guys who looked like they had come from some medieval Renaissance fair? but then they started using actual swords and magic spells? and there was a guy who got shot by a purple fake man looking guy? and said fake man stomped someone to death? there was a lot more that I'm still not sure happened, like some big guy called zalgo wanting to be the 'omni king?' he fought kirby? y'know, pink ball guy?, and that devolved into a big fight with some other big scary people that i kinda just watched, After that we went back to some military base, and the hood guy got some kinda cool magic weapon, passed out, and a while after that the world started to...break? and now im back here.
I got a cool book though! aint that sweet?
...you sure that wasn't just a really crowded warp? By the way, could I take a look at the book?
nah, was way too... put together for a warp i'd say, things were super stable before that freak out at the end... also sure
Huh. Eyes.
Well, anyway, me and Trio were just about to go around trying to find everyone else who was at that dinner at Marceau's. Are you in?
eh,sure,haven't got anything better to do,can I have that book back? I think it would be good for business back at where I set up camp a while back
I should also probably introduce you two to... this guy!
Everyone, this is...
uh. I know you can't remember your name, but I need to call you something.
...Eh. I've got no problem with it. Frankly, I'm just relieved to have something to be referred by.
Well then, Gonbei it is. Also, if you touch my stuff without permissio-
I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH A WICKED GLEE WITH MY HAND-
...What the hell did I just say?
Seems to me like you've got bipolar disorder or something. We may need to fix that if it starts getting out of hand, but, for now,
Gonbei, these are Gyro Man and Trio, some of the last guys I've met before getting flushed in here. Fellas, this is Gonbei. He's been flushed too and is suffering from amnesia.
Now, Trio, did you say you had some ideas on where some of us might be or am I misremembering?
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