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! (It also makes the swearing funnier)
...You are a mainframer!
...
...Are you not a mainframer?
...
You will answer me.
...Yes.
Well...to think that you mainframers would pick us as your first contact in what feels like a millilumen is truly an honor. Tell me...where are the others?
I'm the only one.
They only sent one mainfram-
They didn't send me.
...oh.
Grandest Vicar, bring me TWO glasses of rosewine. Methinks our friend and I will need a chat.
...
Tell me mainframer, how did you end up here alone?
It was simple...I had finished my mission.
What mission?
To hunt down and disable a program called CRORQ.
...What sort of name is CRORQ?
Funny enough, that's what I thought too. After I defeated it, I found out he infected me with some sort of time bomb an-
N-no! How stupid do you think I am?
My Grandest Guardian has spent his entire life dedicated to the defense of the crown. Surely you can understand?
But of course. It was my duty as well.
Hmm...interesting. Where were we?
...I'm not too sure...
...
Oh right! What happened next?
Well this...device...it would of infected the whole system and with nothing else to do, they...I, I found this place and shut down for...
5, 6 years by the looks of it...
If that's the case, then why aren't you infected?
It was made to where I would of been a carrier, but immune to the effects.
...Well, I must say your story is interesting, sir...
...
Truly someone willing to go to the outer void and stay there for the sake of defending their kind has a name.
...Filewalker. They called me Filewalker.
Mwahaha!
So you really are clueless, aren't ya?
Orange stuff opens portals, I thought you'd know that much at least.
A-
Gotcha. You know, orange=portals doesn't apply everywhere. Shouldn't you know that, what with living in a hodgepodge made of almost everything ever to have ceased existing?
OH N-
Mwahaha, just kidding!
So has this bigshot you talk about-
Not given you any way to actually travel between warps at all?
If they had enough power to let you leave whatever intact enviorment you were in, surely they would know at least this.
It's me. I'm the travel method.
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...Hrm...
..!
...!
...~~~
....*sigh*...
....???
...
I'd really appreciate one.
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