
ing censor them, you
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! (It also makes the swearing funnier)
*sigh* Clearly I'm not gonna get anywhere if I don't know how to navigate this place, and there doesn't seem to be a map or anything lying around, so...
He just. . .left me to rot like I wasn't meant to BE HIM.
WHen he was ME he found him. WheN he was ME he wanted to make more out of him.
whEn he was ME that was when
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Wh...?
...you better be happy for yourself. And you better remember I'm not going to forget you're out there.

Oh, pssh, don't worry! I've done this run plenty of times, people are always eager to get to the party an--
Urgh. I hate it when this happens.
...Okay, apparently the ground was zombies the whole time.
Not sure how these things were able to grab me while I was floating, but the current issue is how I'm gonna get them away from me. Don't exactly have much in terms of abilities that surround the user here...
Huh. Guess they... vanished? I dunno, it's erally freaking dark here.
What happened here?
...I'm not shore. ...At the very least, Dere should be a side-road around here that aught to be safer.
...That pink one actually looks kinda pretty. It's like a Nuberim Willower!
...
Sorry.
...
I can't believe this! It's like the fire's extending from one end of the zone to the other. The entire thing looks blocked off.
Smoke's not helping at all either.
Agreed. ...Still, someone's got to have gotten through, didn't see any trucks go back.
And they didn't warn you about it?
...I keep my radio off. Everyone chatters on it like it's feeding day all the time.
Look, over there!
Where?
Just move a little to the right...that's it. A little closer...
I still don't see anythi-
Why didn't you warn me?
I thought you could see it?
See it? Sm- Hold on...that kinda looks like...
Howdy! This is Truck 63A, can you hear me...43IR over?
43IR can you hear me over?
Filewalker!
(What is he doing?) Do you see something out there?...
...(Dang.).
Are they...
Driver's probably separated from the main vehicle. Truck in question is totaled.
...Ol Frank's a Thala Aix. I'm sure he'll be fine, guy's used to the heat. I mean...*heh* he came from a literal world of lava before winding up here.
That's...good to hear at least.
...I saw a opening near the truck. Princess, you seem to be able to see through the smoke with ease. Guide us through it.
C...can do!
...hello? Anyone?
...though I've been through many a strange land. I suppose the effects sort of rubbed off on me.
But you think it's mostly your plant powers pushing your growth.
...wait, did you say that yet?
...I didn't, no.
Sorry. I can get out of your head if you want.
No, it's not any trouble, I was about to say-
I need to go find someplace to rest anyway, it's only a few framerules until we see a Friend again...
...a Friend?
...Guess I should start looking-
GAH! What the-!?
What the hell...!?
...Sergeant?
Sergeant! Sergeant, is that you? Where are you?
...
...Good to know he's alive, at least...
The Mountain Mines...? I wonder why here, of all places...?
BOO! Gotcha!
S-sorry. You caught me a bit by surprise...
Ah, don't worry. It happens more often than you'd think.
My name is BTAM, but people call me "Deathmatch". I think it has something to do with the universe I came from, 8BDM-218. Speaking of, it's the remnants of that universe you're in right now.
Deathmatch... Wait, am I in some kind of warzone right now?
More of a Tournament area than a Warzone, really. It's actually pretty fun; You run around in either a free-for-all match or a team vs. team scenario, or anything inbetween- and use Buster Shots, and any other weapon you can pick up- to shoot down opponents and earn points!
You... kill each other for fun...? Is that why it's so empty around here?
Nah, if you die during the game, you just respawn and get back in the fight! It's only empty around here because everyone else is participating on different maps.
Maps...?
Actually, I think the next match might be starting soon... You want to join us? It'll be fun!
(...It'd be rude to just say no, right...? And he did say I'd respawn if I died during the game...)
(Besides... It might be good training for me. MUCH better than the crap that jerk put me through. And who knows, maybe if he does end up finding me, I might just be able to show him I'm more than just his footstool.)
I'm in.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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