. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Gee, haven't heard THAT one before.
I see... So, you wanted to leave the Void not just for revenge, but also you wanted to see more of it... So what made you want to return here?
...And you don't think there's any other way around it?
...I see. Well, I thi-
Sorry. This place is so much of a glitchy mess, you kinda just blend into the surroundings. Excuse me.
Right, right. As I was saying, I think you're looking at things the wrong way. Sure, you probably can't change the minds of everyone in the world and make them all agree on the same thing... But even if you could, what kind of world would that be?
The most amazing part of the world beyond the Void is that nothing is the same. Everything is different. The landscapes, the climates... Even the people. If everyone and everything was the same... Well. I think it'd be just like the Void. Dull, boring, and not worth living in.
If nothing is going to change their ways, then what is locking yourself up in here going to do? The best thing you can do is simply just let people be themselves. Maybe then, you could perhaps learn to be yourself around them, as well?
Lots of people don't. Like I said, it's what makes the world worth living in.
Hey. It's you!
Remember me? You know, in the forest with those other soldiers that look like me?
*
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Heh. Now that I think about it, you all look the same so the chances of speaking to the same droid are next to none I suppose.
...
Listen...you all need to get out of here. I've got this whole block booby trapped. One push of this detonator and this entire block will be frozen. I can't stop the countdown now.
Just leave me. Please. This infection already eroding my thought process and the cold bomb should preserve me. Save the others if there's anyone left....
...
To return from whence we came from. Wouldn't that be the dream to end all dreams?
You all stand in the way of that dream. And so, save for those that support this dream of oblivion, you will all be removed.
Bringin' back a classic with this one!
You're not the ONLY one who can bring back the classics!
Freakin' nostalgia bugs. Then again, I'm the dude running around dressed as Doomguy.
We're in this together.
The ultimate challenge has shown itself, AND WE SHALL TRUIMPH!!!
Yeah! We can't lose!
...
I won't waste this power again†. Let us show you what we're made of.
You think that's enough?
Should be. Glad I didn't waste any time, either. Too long and you know what happens.
Right, the overheating.
Hey, big blue! For someone who claims to be so tough, you might wanna learn how to be strategic like the guy we just f--
--!
What the--!?
Enough!? "Enough", my ass. I'm still standing here, aren't I?
(Ouf... that hurt like hell... but how is he standing here? And was he always this tough? And worse, did I just out Hyper Switch's main weakness to him?)
He's... still standing.
(Looks like he's doing it again.)
You've got some nerve to--
I won't even give you two the opportunity to activate your real strength.
Your battling for the sake of wrath has no worth to us!
...hey Up, which button do I press?
All of them!!
Sorry for the holdup, guys. I know what to do.
Let's give 'im heaven, Marshmallow!
FILTH GIVEN FLESH, TASTE SCALDING PAIN!!
...Say, your sword is sentient, right? I wonder how THIS will feel for it.
Let's show this guy what for!
Everything you've done, and everything you plan to do, you won't get away with ANY of it!
Hey, Shad! What's-
No time for pleasant conversation. Beta Devil is here.
WHAT!?
...
...
Stellar...
...
Come on...speak to me.
...
Hey Bladesy. Boy do I feel lightheaded.
...Bladesy?
You will all break and erode.
AnD I'lL hAvE a FuN TiMe DoInG iT tO.
Hey! Welcome ba-
Oh. I guess Spade got angry again?
Yeah...you could say that...
Now then...what's the urgent news we needed to hear?
Well Spade needs to hear it too, right?
...
What was that for! I had them! I coul-
Oh, Hi Heart.
I won't waste any time with this one. As you know, we've been looking for any survivors and till now have been unsuccessful.
We found one?
Yup. Though...
Regardless of your feelings towards him, he is to be welcomed as a fellow soldier. Is that clear?
Yes sir.
Good.
You can come in now.
Pointless.
out of Beta Diablo with its giant f
-off arms!
DOWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA...
...I can't help but feel like I'm missing a bunch of context here.
Oh, that's just the Anti-Devil Hallowitzer in "Mudamudamudamudamuda" mode.
...WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA...
Wait a sec, you can't use Steel Roller without a terrain active!
Do you even READ field multipliers?
...WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!
Old man! Stay where you are, and hold your tongue!
Threaten me as you will, but I'll not give up the Mani Katti. The Mani Katti is a sacred blade, under divine protection. It cannot be removed from its place of rest!
You're a fool, old man. What good's a sword if you don't use it?
Use it? In combat? Sacrilege!
Sacrilege? I am Glass! The gods fear my name! My swordplay is peerless! And if I want this sword, then this sword I shall have! Now get out of my way!
Oof.
This is it! It's more magnificent than I'd imagined! This sword was made for a swordsman of my skill. Hmm? What's this? I can't...draw the sword...from its scabbard?
The spirits of the blade have judged you. You have been found wanting. They have rejected you.
What? Listen, you senile old fool, if you value your own life, you'll get out of my sight!!!
Curses! Miserable spirits! I care nothing for you! I'll tear this altar down stone by stone!
Now that's more like it!
Wha..Wha..what?
It's just as I said! I am Glass! Living or otherwise, all fear my name!
What is that?
I...I haven't seen anything like it.
What! Put me down spirits! I don't fear the gods and I don't fear you! You hear me! PUT. ME. DOW-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Is this...is this the work of the gods?
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