. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
If this won't shut your lights, nothing will!
U-ugh! How am I losing...?
You already know what I want.
No can do, you pathetic do-gooder.
Because he's living his wildest dreams in his head. I'm sure this is the most fun he's ever had.
...Is this what I actually want?
What?
How much more clueless could you get? The reason why he was so angry all the time was because he had to deal with you.

...Which is why he couldn't be more happy. After all, In his new world, you're dead.
...What?
Seriously! I know how hypocritical it is for me to point this out, but the only reason why he gets as much reception as he does is because rather than build his own character with recognizable ups and downs, he is the epitomy of the "pure and noble" archetype! People are too close-minded to realize others for their flaws, and thus deem him by their definition of "good"! And please don't misinterpret me as saying that good and evil don't exist. It's me pointing out that people only see what they want to see instead is seeing what actually is!
And then when there's someone who is literally the same person who just looks a lot different, people don't even count him into the mix when he very obviously is one of them!
That's nice, but I never called you here to discuss the nepotism that people hold towards your apparent alternate universe counterparts.
Oh. Right.
So.... what's the dealio?
We have a new client. 16 septillion Zenny, all to put a bounty on one man...
Who's he?
The government's own, though him and his cohorts get a lot of leeway into their missions. The client saw him as a roadblock into his plans, and sought him out to be eliminated ASAP.
HOLY SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!
...Are you familiar?
Er... no. That uniform just looks really ugly.
Quite.
I've already given you what combat data of him which could be found. Dead or alive will do, but if you opt for the former, bring him here to confirm the status quo. What do you say?
...
Sir?... Consider it done.
Heh! This is gonna get me some MAJOR brownie points for TV!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woah, what's with the sudden angst overload?
A report from the Jewel. Not only do we have intruders, but they include that blasted fairy and her merry band of peons!
And?
AAAAAAAAAAND! Apparently one of them is threatening to blow up the entirety of this area!
...Use the Cataclysm Crystal's power to keep the ship in tact. Stop worrying about intruders because it's not like they could beat the combined efforts of the Jewel, Cannoli, Sciencestein AND Knack simultaneously. And learn how to stop overreacting to things that aren't even that big of a deal. This is how people lose.
...
Hmph. You must be speaking from experience.
Parallel Fuse Man | Level 46 | HP: 541/541 | ATK: 272 ⯆⯆ | DEF: 522 | SPE: 594
I--... he...
I'm sorry? He "what" now? The implication has been made clear.
ur just a worthless, stupid, pizza garbage dat nobody lieks!
Hnn?
The hell!? You shouldn't even be online anymore!
..I DON'T WANT THIS.....
Just what is it with you and that dumb suit of yours, anyway? Why not costume yourself?
Pfft. You know, I get that a lot. And personally, I just done find it as stylish as literally being able to give out butt whoopings in my sleep.
Hmph. Shoulda known you'd say something like that, with an ego that large...
Well, I mean, it's justifiable, no? Especially when you've got good looks like mine.
But I can take the time to flex on you later. Right now, it's time we finish this.
Yeah, about that...
NANDE YANEN!
....Huh. Didn't think it would be that easy.
DAMN IT!
I got played by some kinda fool, and for what? Duped by some kinda furry? No, wait-- What's the reptile equivalent of a furry?
That would be a "scaly"
That's gross, why do you know that?
Because I was built with access to a built in internet network. which you installed.
Touché.
*inhale*
...Okay. There is no need for me to vent out anger. Only losers spend their time feeling sorry for themselves, real winners adapt, improvise, and overcome. I'll just learn from this and construct something that prevents this scenario from happening again.
...Tsubōn Model S. When is the last time I have gotten a visit in my own home by anyone other than a familiar without being contacted?
...Never.
.....Someone is going to get their flit shipped today.
Oh, sonnova-... fuck it.
I ain't leaving without a record damn it! Even if I die somehow, the record of ding dong ditching... WILL. BE. MIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KISS MY IMPOSSIBLY FINE-SHAPED POSTERIOR, YOU IGNORANT, SELF-ENTITLED, BRATTY, ASSHOLE!









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