. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Wha- did he just nope.avi my attack!?
But Edgelord Reaper, aren't you forgetting something about this place? Specifically, the entry rules?
Alright, turns out Beta Devil's still on earth. Time to bring in the big guns.
Oh, COME ON! We were SO CLOSE to beating that guy!
Actually, no you weren't. Anyway, Beta Devil's here, and that guy with the arrow can wait.
Beta Devil? Why didn't you say so? I'm gonna go spam memes in his general!
Not so fast, Trimarc. Remember what happened the last time you tried that?
Crap, that's right, he's got an elemental affinity for all memes and whatnot.
Not ALL of them. There's actually one meme that ignores this immunity; The Omni-Meme. See, I temporarily "borrowed" it from Cranky as a measure against Beta Devil, and enhanced the Anti-Devil Hallow by using the former as a battery of sorts. Heck, an un-enhanced Anti-Devil Hallow was what protected me from the Anti-Omni Corruption the first time.
Wait... is that the blue stuff Mah Boi absorbed in the old thread?
Pretty much. That's why I'm going to need Mah Boi to pilot THIS.
You never told me you were bringing a secret weapon the size of Greenland!
That's because I said I was bringing one the size of ICELAND.
THIS IS WAY BIGGER THAN ICELAND!
Actually, it's much bigger than GREENLAND. I swear, their names must have been swapped somehow.
Oh no you don't! You are NOT going to put an innocent boi in harm's way with that thing!
Sorry, but the cockpit is Snom-sized, and I don't have time to make it bigger.
Well TOO BAD, because I'm NOT handing this Luxury Ball over, and no amount of narration can change that!
You saying you'd rather let King Crimson over there blow everything up?
Maybe I am, and maybe I ain't!
Louke, if weer gonna beet dis guy, we can'd jusd awgue fowever! Sumwon needs too go in da Hawoweetza, and id's gonna be me!
Oh no you don't! I can't just get a replacement boi!
WOOD YOO RATHA GED SUM WANDOM SNOM ON DA STWEET TA DO IT!?
*sigh* ...I hope you know what you're doing.
What, you think I actually care about your little "prerequisites"?* Besides, it's not like YOU are one to talk, especially when it comes to playing "fair".
I dunno; From what I've heard about you so far, I feel like you aren't so immune to that yourself.
...Huh. What would win in a battle between one of every Pokemon and a billion lions?
I dunno. Even if it wasn't in a territory where Dialga and Palkia has no dominion, how are lions supposed to kill them to begin with?
You guys done gaping at jewelie and your robots being thrashed yet? Or can I go and even the odds, already?
But we mustn't go out there without a plan! We have to stop these intruders and neutralize the Black Jewel!... Also, that's not how evening odds work; they're the ones that are outnumbered.
Whatever, and I'll have you know I have a plan. Find the fastest-moving guy outta their bunch, and kick 'em in the face! Now, if you dorks'll excuse me, my legs have gotten numb from all of this idle standing!
...Nice talk.
Sounds to ME like you want to try and push my buttons. Not gonna happen!
You're about to get HAAAXXXXED!
How's the seat, Mah Boi?
Pwetty comfy, actuawwy. Though, it feels wike I can see evewyone, even tho thewe should be a buncha awmor in da way.
That would be the Gem-Camera. It lets you see outside the Hallowitzer despite the fact that you're technically in a pocket dimension where the cockpit is housed. I also secretly used some of Trimarc's Flex Glue to further secure the parts. Also, those wings? To show you the power of Flex Seal products, I chansawed the Empress of Light into a billion pieces, and combined its remains with Eternatum and upscaled the arms and wings. Now the power of top-tier crafts(wo)manship plus Flex Glue holds this beast together.
First you sanction Mah Boi into fighting a Reaper, then you tell me that you STOLE MY FLEX GLUE!?
Not important right now, Trimarc. Also, you won't need to get used to the controls, I've already beamed a ton of piloting skill for this thing into your brain. I can't teleport this entire thing at once, so you're going to have to head to where Beta Devil is yourself.
Meanwhile, while I try to get this up and running...
...What.
WAKA WA-- (What the--)
Hey, don't get distracted here, we've got a guy to beeeaeaeaeyowza!
*BEEP*
Uh... guys--
(What's happening?)
U-ugh... don't... know...
(Wait a minute... I'm noticing a pattern here.)
Joe, get out of the way!
Hominahuh?
!!!!!!!
G-guh...
...Really? is that all you guys have to offer? Color me disappointed.
Them? "They're" an opportunity. As long as I get the chance to style on someone, my allegiance doesn't matter!
And I guess while I don't owe you any explainations... It'd be a pain just being known as the mystery man.
...So listen up! The name's
Don't feel too sorry for yourselves, though... because I'm only getting warmed up!
Do you think that rodent took the attention for himselves to give us this opening on purpose?
*shrug* it's a win-win for the both of us.
...Faaaanfriggintastic, we're back here again.
It's because I shot you back to normal with this sciency gun of mine!
So I recognized.
Wait, what was what? I didn't see anything.
Anyway, a name for this thingy, right...
...well, it uses the Moon Tears a lot, space is kinda your thing, and it's got plenty of defenses...
...maybe "Eclipse Drive"?
"Avoid catching Libra's attention". You really thought you could get under my radar?
Truthfully, given the relative lack of vitriol between Reapers as of late, yes. That said, even before our little run-in with the lost soul, we were taking precautions to follow your precious house rules.
*whirr*
Regulus was threatening all of reality; conflict becomes unacceptable when it reaches such levels. You're no different.
Perhaps Central Highway and the "time bubble" were pushing it. But surely you, Libra, of all people, could notice that every other location we directly aimed for was introduced into the story by Brash Buster. You can't say we breached Rule 4 in any of those cases, unless you count the inactive Beck and Justice Man at Sky High.
And our goals, Libra, have been out of your range from the start.
We don't want our own form of destruction. If we did, we'd have pulled out the Eclipse Cannon V2 sooner, and outright left when Regulus was dawning on us.
What we want is conquest. This world - the Chaos Zone - it's perfectly crafted for people to live their wildest fantasies without a care. To attack with however much force they please, even if it exceeds Rayo's number. Such a world may be hard to control, but it's perfect for us to do whatever we want, for however long we want.
...I see no reason why I should accept this behavior.
When the time actually comes? Perhaps not. But thanks to the ghoul, all that remains of our "efforts" predates Vaati's onslaught. Dual Lamia and the Krystaless may be defeated, but the story's rewritten itself just fine, as if it happened naturally.
Presently, our conflict is no worse than the status quo. And a world without conflict is one doomed to the Void, isn't it?
...
Yes, yes. I'd like to see you two try to prolong the detonation of a powerful explosion while simultaneously telepathically signaling to your leader the situation at hand. Both of which I am doing right now.
So he knows, then?
Who knows?
Shake KingwHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
...
.....Well, I guess it doesn't matter if I take all of you out first!
It's finally begun.
What a beautiful sight!
The end is nigh, and it. is...
BEAUTIFUL
Seismic activity is off the charts!
Automatic DEFCON 1 Initialized!
Cities are going down! We're losing communications!
We've lost outposts 2, 5 and 19!
Signal coming from outpost 3. Appears to be a broadcast.
Main screen.
Attention everyone!
Martin?
This the UKR alerting all citizens of...well everywhere on Earth that we are under attack! Get out of any densely populated areas! Only take food and water! I repeat, this is the UKR ordering an public evacuation of all cities!
Who gave that traitor* the right to order an evacuation?
Wouldn't you have given the order to evacuate anyways?
It's the principle!
...I repeat, this is the UKR ordering an public evacuation-
Whatever you do, don't give up hope! To the very end you hear me? To-
HRRGGGHH!!
FALL!
Hey Diamond!
Heart! Listen, Spade and I-
Spade's with you?
...Somewhat...
Hmm...well when you get the chance, we need you back here for something important. Can't say what as it will ruin the surprise!
Well...It might be a minute...
No rush. Take all the time you need. Heart signing off.
Str-Stron-gest-gest creation?
...an' even if you were in Lyla's Ruins back when Schezo first showed up*, I know lotsa folks who ain't nearly as violent now as they were then.
And regardless, you've shown you're more than a wild animal. Which means you can explain when you started remembering all this without being cryptic about it.
Spoilsports. It's not like I know that much myself, it just kinda came to me in a flash while I was wandering the ruins. Literally, even.
...there were sparks flying all over those ruins...purple creatures with extending arms and shapes like the "Scuttlest" viruses†...an amorphous star-shaped creature with a white color...
From what little I've heard of them‡, they sound almost like...
I have a hard time believing you grew up in Makai if you just remembered any of your upbringing.
I'm just as confused as you are. I've talked with residents of Makai, and nobody seems to recall me being there.
I wasn't human back then, but I was human back then, but I wasn't, but§...
*pant, pant...*
Whooaaaaahhh!!!
Damn! He just keeps coming back every time I hit him!
Here we go!
How fast is this guy?
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