. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Hey, how you doing?
What do you think could be waiting for us on the outside?
Whatever it is, it likely isn't a friend!
How do you suppose the jewel is faring on his own?
Disregarding off chances, he should be able to handle things on his own quite well... as long as his weak point isn't targeted.
He'll be injured?
Oh, Cannoli... If only it were that simple.
You utter moron... Nnn... this is bad... must... regain... control--
fσσlísh humαns, thє tímє hαs cσmє tσ pєrísh. wαrs, grєєd, αnd αll hαvє вєєn thє cσnsєquєncє σf чσur pєttч qṳ͒αrєĺ̰ḻ̏í̩̿ng,͙̃ αn͇̎d̫́ í ̢̅sh̯̆ά̬l̨͓̾́l̡̾ ͔̃̓͢tα̘̍ǩ̯є͇̅̈́͟ ̢͋í̘͊͢͝t̡̚ ̻̚nσ̭̆ ̬͞ḷ̢͆͂σ̠̀n̩̩͋̿ǵ̻̓͢є͎̃ṛ̀. ͒͟p̛͈̺̉rє̣̐̍͜p̛͈̣̦̃̓α̪̠̬͆̿͠ȑ̙͂̿͜ͅє̞̐ ͖̰͆̿tσ̧̫̺͋́̄ ̮̟͌̚f̬͕̆̃є̩̬̒͠єl̦̇ ͕̲̫̌͠͡t̥̓h͕̼̬͑͘̚є̮̥̙͒͂̕ ͙̀ủ̜̤̣͔̽͡͡ṉ̫̱̓͌͐в̹̆r̢͍̀̕į̜́̏͒d̦̝̜̃̿̑̕͟l̠̍єd͈͌͜͝ ͂͟w͇̾r̟͔̽̚α̱̂ẗ̗ĥ̲͉̈ ̦̂σ̰̻̻̉̏͐f ̤̹͂́α̖͗ ̧̛̻͙́̈́m̢̛̦̠̻̞̍̐̚͠í̙̮̥̝̤̊̐̔̄͝l̢̤̳̝̟̇͊̆̚͠ļ̲̤͇̘̾̽̃͊̕í̢̬͕͙͍́̆̎͋͝σ̛̣̰̗̬͉̈́͒̈̍n̛̳͎̩̦̂͂̐͘͜ ̻̰͇̤̜̆͌̑͂͠є̼͚̺͉͈̑͋̍̈̀v̺̟̲͖̉̒̂͠͡ͅí̻̗͓͚͖̀̃̂̑͞ļ͉̣͇̹͐̏̒̀͘ ̧̢̟͖̽̆́͞͠ͅs͕̩̲͑͋͑̔͟͟͠ṗ̲̯͔̠͉̈̀̾͠í̱͍͍̹͔̓͊͆̂͋r̤̙̩͈͛̐̌̈́̔͟í̬͉͔̯͔̏͌̂̓͛t̯̺͖̲̺̍͋͌͞͡s̡̫̙̺̲̎̅͌̅͞!̬͖͇̦̟̀̌́͘͝






































just αs thє єvíl ín mαn ís α plαguє thαt rαíns dσwn σn thє єαrth, wє̗́ w̢̿í̯̓ll̦̂ ̍ͅв̮́є͙̔ ̜̕t̳̀h̲̄є̤̑ ̟̒p͇̏є̝̑š͉t̡̅ḭ́̈́͑͜l̙̋є͙͐ncє̠͞ tσ̹̀͢͡ ̱͋t̮͙̳͑̿͝h͚̀σ̳̹̜͆̎͡s͕̭͎̓̌͐є̢͊ ̳̊w͕͈͘̚h̤̒σ̛̛̤̝̳̍ ͙̖͙͒̈͞d͇͚̞̆̀͗α̛̳͘͢r͡ͅє͇̄ d̥̖͋̎͟͠є͕͈̻͈̆̐͞͡f̲̅ч ̳̲̙̝́̓̔͝t̺̐h̨̖͖͉́̀̔̓є̝̞͒̓ ̜̾ń̳͙̈́α̧͓̝̤̮̌̊̏͞͞t̳̳̒̈́͒̀͘͜͜͟u̡̨̜͖̻͐̀̀͒̕r̡͙̙̗͗̽̈́͊͝ͅα̡̜̤͎̫̑̓̿̒̏l̢̻̺̦͓̊͆̿͛̈́ ͍̦̝̦̺͗͛͒̄̒σ̭̞̺͇͕̓̅͐̈́̚r̢̯̥̞̺͐̓̂̋͡ḑ̫̦̰̳̏̏͛̐̆є̲̹̮͙̼̐͌͆̀̀r͓̮̭̻̤̉͋̏̂͘.͚̠̖̖̺̇̽͂̀͠
This is... not good.
So, how do you suppose we fight THAT thing?
Parallel Fuse Man | Level 46 | HP: 541/541 | ATK: 272 ⯆⯆ | DEF: 522 | SPE: 594
I'unno about you guys, but I'm gonna--
You ever play chess?
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (I play some speed games with my kids every now and then. What about it?)
I feel like that's kinda the same principle behind what's going on here. Well, at least if if the King was also the Queen and everyone else were akin to Pawns.
(I could've sworn these guys weren't as fast a minute ago...) The point being?
The queen is the most powerful piece, but the king is also the the most susceptible piece on the board. Does that make sense?
Black Jewel (???) | Level 50 | HP: ??? (100%) | ATK: ??? | DEF: ??? | SPE: ???
Hammer-Bots (Jewelized) | Level 25 | HP: 100%* | ATK: 300 | DEF: 300 | SPE: 450 ⯅
I've told you over and over. Release him. Now.
Or what? Until you provide any incentive, there's no point in asking anything.
Or I'll hurt you.
(What? I don't sense an ounce of hate or anger, but this... cold feeling... I haven't seen any of it in his mind.)
(Well, he's a good bluffer, I'll give him that...)
Sweetheart, you'll have to do better than that if you're going to try to intimidate me. Though I will say, that's not a bad try at--
I believe in the good in everyone. Whether that be the ones responsible for the cruel devastations across my home world, or my counterparts. Anyone can change if they try hard enough.
A-aaagh!
But that does not mean I am willing to stand by and watch you unfairly imprison my friend in his own mind, all the while refusing to let him go. I am not going to lose anyone else. Be it by chance or by fate.
You can release him at any time.
So, this is the truest extent of your capabilities? Utterly pathetic. To think you would've made a promising challenge.
Impossible!! What manner of power is this!? One that dwarfs God's own in such spectacular manner!?
Fool.
The only god here is the one which appears in front of you. The one and only...
P-please spare--
And he... is...
...Awesome.
What a boring revelation, especially from someone who looked so identical to myself... Servant! Fetch me the Kentucky Fried--
...What the hell just happened? Where am I? What happened to Defteros?
Then if my hunch is correct, you must be located in one of my personal torture chambers.
One more degenerate response and I swear to Proteus I will--
I made it specifically towards your likings, your Awesomeness. I pray that you find delight in it.
...
Ouchiewahwahs!
Disgraceful! The temperature of this is far too low for someone so beyond mortal comprehension. Prepare it hotter... Or it's off to the pit with you.
No! Not into the pit! It burns!
(...I could get used to this.)
Well, now with that over with, what should we do to plan for whatever he's gonna do?]{n}
Grrr... well that was a good warm-up. But that ain't the end of my plans...
First of all, they'll never know that...
Continuing on, I've still got the other bots in the back, in which I still don't know WHO is defeating them...
But most importantly, I will have my revenge, as an even bigger threat...
*releases next 4 robots* hehehehe... hahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHA!
...
Hey, what's up H?
I have a sense, something is up...
Well, don't want to act stupid here but... what is it?
Those robots... they were made by him... but I know that's not everything... I feel a certain cross...
Well, Whatever it is, I hope it'll be not much of a problem
...
*ASMR noises*... Hmmm... Not bad. Though I've grown somewhat bland to the taste of this, now.
...You know what would be awesome at a time like this?
Cupca-- | The blood of the innoc--
...
...I would threaten you, but you would just ruin it by being all gross and making me uncomfortable.
Where is that hapless cretin, anyway?
Hmm?
Mother of god.... Or wait... I don't have a mother figure.
What happened to him?
Damn.
(Where did this come from...?)
You're bleeding. I don't want to hurt you any more than necessary. Please release my friend.
(It's okay. Just calm down and focus again. Don't get riled--did he say bleeding?)
. . .
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
...
...Sparkly time.
...Huh.
...Did you?
...
What's up, losers?
...If you insist on insulting us for our engineering prowess, do it after we're done with this current threat.
Threat? Oh, man! I've been waiting for somethin' to lay my fists on for Ages! And you didn't think to tell me?
Shake King and Captain Syrup seem to be occupied with experiments (not like that), and we know how... erratic... you can be in the face of action...
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a little fun.
Well, it's not like you'll leave us alone regardless, so I suppose you'll have to come, too.
Heheh! You think I would've went anywhere else?
...This was a bad idea, wasn't it?
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