. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
I might have forgotten it at home base, so let me check if I have it.
Ok, so Plan A didn't work... can't believe i'm gonna say this, but it's time for Plan G- I mean J.
And that would be...?
Why did I even ask?
...I'm going too.
Pardon?
Girlie's right, Black. How much longer are we going to have to wait until the enemy throws the first punch? We've gotta stop them before they're up to no good.
Besides, she could hide it pretty well, but...



And it's something we can't just let happen on it's own. Which is why me and Yellow've decided we're gonna help out, too!
A--
You-- ...Don't you idiots remember what happened last time!? This isn't a game! Any one of us could've gotten killed by that guy! We don't have any guarantee power-ups to keep us from dying like those Somari dudes, either!!
*BEEP*
...No one's listening to a word I'm saying, are they?
It's not so much you're being ignored, but... We have to do everything in our power to take these guys down. Besides, if Shake King really was affiliated with that Koopenstein guy, then... let's just say we have a few questions as to what exactly happened to me and a couple of other people.
*WAKA-WAKA* (Yeah!)
...
Gh... those morons...
Since when the hell could you talk!?
Hnn!
Hmmm... it looks as though I'll be preoccupied for the moment. If that's to be the case...
Now... what say we go visit everyone's favorite President?
You seem rather dead-set on beating that guy. Not to imply that that's a bad idea, in fact I was able to resist and dodge most of his attacks, but I nearly overheated in the process.
If you're so determined to beat him, at LEAST let everyone else come along. Let's face it, you NEED the advantage when it comes to numbers.
*sigh* At least I don't have to deal with the physical bullcrap that Uranus brings in...
Not actual bull crap!
...That Motherlover.
Still unable to dispose of him? Perhaps I overestimated you.
Shut your trap. I'm only taking it easy on this guy is all.
You know what happens when you make light of people, don't you? Like the time you got your clock cleaned by the one who holds Purikari.
Nyeh. I'll be fine. Piss off, already.
/shrug
...
Dude speaks the truth, you know. Not to disrespect your independence, but ever since the Forest incident-- when's the last time you've been alone? It's when we're helping each other out that we're at our best.
...
WAKA-WAKA. (The same applies to us, too. I don't know how things would've turned out If I never ended up being free from that creepy spell.)
...
*inha--
Okay, maybe you guys are right.
So, uh, where we goin', anyway?
Do you guys see that giant pirate ship in the air from afar?
...The giant what now?
If I were a wagering individual, I'd say that's where they're at. We'll have to fly-- Oh yeah, you guys can't fly...
This should give you guys control over your own buoyancy. With concentration, your weight will be able to fluctuate itself to becoming lighter than air, yet retain it's mass and vo--
WAKA-WAKA (In English?)
Think hard enough and you can float. Think hard enough again and you can become heavier. This spell is temporary. (I never get to explain these things...)
Alright, sounds good. I'm going to try to scout the defenses of that airship if possible. As for Block Man, he said he was "making a few calls". Sounds like he's just trying to get some high-quality stone to me.
Ouh. (Y'know what, we might wanna save that conversation for later...do you live here?)
Hey, uh, I couldn't figure out that thing you talked about with the four walls...more importantly, what's this device's purpose?
!
Krystaless | HP: 35%
Dual Lamia | HP: 41% | ATK: +1 | OTHER: Attack Damage x8 (1 attack left)
Hmph....sounds noble. Still...it doesn't make much sense why this specific dimension and not our home one is the one you chose to "protect". Besides, save for you and I, no one else has come from our universe.
At least...none that I'm aware of...
Also, consider this. Quick Man over there...he comes from this dimension, right? Well it turns out that both the Light and Wily numbers have made peace with one another since both their doctors are dead. As such, there's no Wily to follow and serve, meaning there's nothing this universe needs to be protected from.
What should we do with these two?
Possibly spies of the System. We'll have to scan for any possible connections.
And afterwards?
...We kill em. They've give away our position if we don't.
But their just-
How did you-
You guys's inability to shut up gave your position away.
You're really asking for a-
Air, you alright?
Just tell me where they are and I'll blow them away.
Spade?
Spade!
*incomprehensible screaming*
And you got her mad.
What...what just hit us?
A worthy challenger.
NO ONE MAKES A MOCKERY OUT OF ME AND MY FRIENDS!
Hey! Hey, I'm talking to you tye-dye racoon!
Your fight's with me!
Ngh.... seems like you two aren't the gentle type after all.
Stop it.
And besides, you may as well give up now. I know just how WHOREs--
Hmmm~?
--Like you act when you're backed up against the wall. I'm gonna give you this one chance to come clean. Identify yourself, your sibling units, your creator, the mastermind behind this and their plans.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WAITING. AM I PERMITTED TO PUNCH THIS WHORE?
I don't know... Let's find out.
...
......Sorry, boys, but as fun as this h--
PUNCH HER PUNCH HER PUNCH HER
INITIATING "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER" PROTOCOL.
...Did you just interrupt my dialogue exposition? You can't do that.
What contract binds me not to?
It's an unspoken rule. You are supposed to let me antagonize you in a somewhat suggestive manner while slowly but surely the tables turn in my-- Oh my god, are you this dense when it comes playing the good guy?
That's stupid! We are here to fight, not to cause meaningless backwater by handfeeding the readers and passersby information! Treating audiences like kindergarteners by spouting off information rather than letting them come to their own conclusions makes you sound as condescending as hell! There's a rule for this; It's called "Show, don't tell!"
Oh, for the love of Vaati, get off your high horse! You pretend as if the only way storytelling should be allowed to be executed is through extreme subtlety. Newsflash, Blue and Yellow, this isn't Neo Genesis Evangelion! Things can be left explained--
...
OH YEAH, WELL I-- Hold on did you say Vaati?
Yeah, he's my-- Oh.... no.
Oh, man, I knew I wouldn't regret this new OnlyFans subscription!
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