. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.




Ah, a defensive type, like me... Neat.
I'm sure we would've gotten along under different circumstances, but... Well, orders are orders.
What? I know I'm not too offensively strong, so it isn't like I'd be able to actually do anything to him. I mean, have you ever seen a Tanker battle another Tanker? It's as tedious as it sounds.
...Tch.
I do not know what business you have with me, nor my lineage... but anyone who threatens the safety of others will be treated with the same hostility.
...What fool do you take me for? I know exactly the response you're looking for*.
I'm going to go, "what is updog?" And then you say, "Updog isn't a thing, he's a person." And then I turn around or something, and get attacked by what I'd assume to be some giant dog from one of those stupid internet MeMes**. You must be an idiot to think I'd fall for such a stupid tri-
Not much, dawg! What's up with you? | Turns out YOU'RE what's up, dawg!
*
Wow! They have wings just like u--
...
Just like... me! Maybe they want to race?
The fact they are firing at innocent civilians kinda says otherwise. We'll punch them first, make friends with them later.
Aww, but we still haven't tried talking to them first! You never know!
Besides... I have a bad feeling that we're dealing with a total WHORE.
Huh? What's that?
A Womanly, Headstrong, Online, Rampant, Enigma.
Stay out of this before I'm forced to break your neck personally, harlot.
Enough of this damned goose chase! It's time to kick some tail!
Oh..? I was beginning to wonder when you two would make the first move.
Oh, no. You won't be getting away from the likes of a deity so easily.
A deity~? A little trite of you to declare. Especially with weaknesses so easy to exploit.
Hah! Don't get so c--
I may have lowered my guard a little too much.
Are you willing to risk your precious ally to take out the enemy? Or are you unwilling to go for such lengths. Personally, I would recommend the former. Leave the pity-parties for the weak.
...Damn WHORE...
I see. Looks like the apparent-deity cares for his companions after all...
Oh, don't get it twisted. I let the both of you live on my passing whim. I refuse to do anything other than what I decide. And as the future ruler of multiversal devastation, It's my duty to defeat you... on my terms.
Oh? But are you forgetting? I still have your little friend hostage.
Defteros... It's time.
Sparkly time?
Sparkly time.
SPARKLY TIME!!!
W-what??
Whooooooooooahhh!
Damn it, Masters! Just what in the heck's happened to you since that incident!?
Hrrgh! If you won't listen to me, I guess I'll just have to smack the sense back into you!
...Hmph. Power or not, you'll fall short to the ultimate beauty!
So what's the plan?
You take care of that; I'll deal with her.
Oh~? Not afraid to hit a lady, I see?
Ngh--!
Equal rights, equal fights. Anyone that opposes my wrath shall be treated the exact same way.
Hmm. About time.
Hm... what if I were to...?
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