. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Well, ex-CUUUUUSE me, whoever the
you are, but it's not like I WANTED to get pinned down by like 36 hundred staples!
...What.
Preeetty sure having something make you glow isn't a power.
Sure, lemme get on that with all the danmaku-shooting abilities that purple-haired jerk vaporized. Face it, it ain't happening anytime soon.
I have LITERALLY no clue what you're talking about. Also, in case you haven't noticed, even if I COULD fire that stuff, I'm also encased in rubber bands thanks to that giant movie producer whose production quality is rivaled only by stuff like The Room and Birdemic!
your way out of this!
Ugh, FINE, as long as it gets you to shut up. Stupid dismbodi-
...Okay, I have NO IDEA how that worked.
Right! Now I'm gonna go rip up that papery dude and his buddies!
Wait, what?
...The crap's a Chaos Hea-
...
...What is this? Have you already given up? It would appear that my skill with the Phantom Ruby greatly surpasses your own... Though, seeing as I was the first between the two of us to have one, I suppose it only makes sense.
In any case, it matters not. Once I crush you pathetic lot, I will move on to have vengeance against that pathetic Hedgehog who DARED to stand in my way. And then- and ONLY then- will I-
I'm sorry, were you saying something? I was in the middle of something.
...What...? What could you have possibly been busy with?
...Sorry, no. If I let you keep that Agate, then Pi Android's just gonna rush in to say something like "blah blah blah the plot says no" and take it away. So, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take it from you myself.
And before you disagree. I didn't come here to steal, for the record. I came here for some equivalent exchange.
There. See? I can be a nice guy when I want to be. That Soul Agate is 100% identical to the real deal, power and all.
There's just one catch to this duplicate, however... Seija is the ONLY one who can use it. Nobody else will be able to tap into its power.
Well, adios. The masked edgelord isn't gonna beat himself.
Well, it doesn't matter... Because now you will-
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Wanna see something cool?
What the-!?
What? You think you're all that, because you have a fancy gemstone!? Well, let me tell you something, pal; I don't even NEED my Phantom Ruby to beat the living
out of you.
You go on and on about how the "tallest of mountains*", and the "toughest of terrors*". What the hell have you even ACHIEVED without the Phantom Ruby, exactly?
You only ever defeated Sonic because of a mere stone. And even THEN, you LOST in the rematch. You used to be the leader of mercenaries... The ONLY thing you EVER had going for you before your little pebble. I, on the other hand...
Unlike you, my power comes from my OWN experiences. My strength comes from my OWN hardships. I didn't ignore my weakness. I improved on them, and became stronger. Meanwhile, you covered YOURS with cheap tricks and illusions, both to others AND yourself.
You used the Phantom Ruby as a shortcut to power. I used the Phantom Ruby as a tool to be used BY my power. And that is why you won't die, but rather live to eat dirt like the pathetic worm you are.
Now, get out of my sight, before I
on you, too.
...Hold on, what was that last par-
I...I can't think of anything. Anything easily obtainable anyways.
...
...
...
Well...there's this thing called Moon Tears*.
When the Moon was going to fall into Earth, the moon, as a result of becoming alive due to magic, begin to cry. It's pretty sad really. Asteroids began to crash, each filled with magical properties.
How come I never heard of them?
...It's something the Grey Matter, and by extension me, learned about when we infected a sentient library. Most of the info was probably fake, but not all of it.
...
With the Moon Tears, you could make a barrier around you, protecting you from various ill effects and also give you a slight upgrade to certain abilities.
Thankfully, I have a large jar of them right here! Null gave them to me in case any "remnants" showed up...whatever that means.
I can think of some machines that could of used those moon rocks. Can you think of any?
...
...
Before we start this whole fight, mind answering a couple questions?
...
Actually, can we do both? Makes things go a lot quicker after all.
Finally the changes are made. How far behind are we now?
Still two updates.
Good to know we're not too far behind.
Everyone! Step into the chamber and prepare for metamorphosis! With this, these restrictions that the System Bots tried to place on their bodies before capture will slowly but surely be undone. Praise be to the Frog King!
Praise to the King of Frogs!
*ribbit* The change is complete!
And with it...
So will mine.
Yoikes!
Ngh... How in god's grace have you managed to counter my Crimson Cyclone!?
Nothing special. I'm just releasing my inner battle power.
Battle... power?
(I know what he's talking about...)

(...Though the way things look like they're going... I don't think it'll make that big of a difference.)
...Yes, I see. Your accuracy and technique has sharpened vastly.
You said anger was the key to the second style, yes?
What of it?
Then I will use the anger derived from my pain to bring forth a new type of power!
What?
This power... I feel different! Strong! Like a mighty winter war tank!
And there is only one way to test it out for myself!
Ohohoh... that was a nice kick, comrade! let me show you mine!
I'll have to pass you up on that offer.
(No good. His limbs are too tough to be broken by such a maneuver anymore.)
You will have to try harder if you wish to win!
(His technique is sloppier than ever, but he's reached a new high when it comes to raw strength.)
(Though trying to learn to harness that Dou-typed energy all at once with no prior training, experience, nor knowledge... his body isn't conditioned for that type of power.)
Ahahahahaha!
!?
Wait, what exactly IS this place?
Well kiddo, since you asked, THIS is the Gun Lord's Space Frigate More Gun, a massive, gun-toting powerhouse that the Lord of Guns uses! We initally had this bad boy about the size of a Solar System...
HOLY
!
...but due to budget cuts, my baby boy was sadly downsized to that of MOTHER RUSSIA, THE HOMELAND OF ALL THE COOLEST GUNS THE MULTIVERSE OVER!
Pretty sure the first gun was invented in China, actually.
All of the COOLEST guns the multiverse over!
Can you even PROVE that all the good guns originated from the USSR?
Have you ever played Russian Overkill*?
Can't say I have.
No further questions, you honor. Now get the hell off my lawn, ya mook!
Hey, wait a second! I was teleported here against my will, now you want me OFF!?
Yeah, turns out we've got a little prerequisite for those who want in.
That's PREPOSTEROUS! How is ANYONE supposed to carry THAT much guns all at once without breaking every bone in their body!?
Try telling THAT to pretty much ANY protag in a 90's FPS.
Well how do you have so much people on this thing, then!?
Simple, they were built with enough gun!
Oh hey, ANV! Just trying to escort this young lady off the More Gun, but she's being difficult. ...Wait, you say YOU were the one who teleported her on here?
ONLY SEVEN HUNDRED! First of all, if you're gonna put her here, you gotta give her at least 43 SMGs first! Second, you can't just teleport stuff on here without telling me ahead of time! Remember that incident with the Pepsi!? Third, you don't teleport people into the piloting room! Do you KNOW how important that r-
DEAL!
...Okay, so why was I sent here, again?
Folded what now?
I don't get it. I infested the shrine with monsters, I told the shrine maiden I made them, and then she didn't think to fall into a perfectly good trap even though the answer was right there in front of her, telling her who was pulling the strings! She just pranced through four whole stages before even thinking to look back to me...
She doesn't care what I can do? Fine! Actually, more than fine! If she's going to be busy yelling at the new girl about how science is heresy or whatever*, I'll actually be doing something with my engineering!
Like figuring out what this thing is! And where it came from...
I've been at this for nearly 24 years. I found the Outside World with that Electric Core, learned everything I could about Robot Masters, reverse-engineered the strongest Battle Chips on Earth...I even figured out dimensional travel for good measure.
Fine, maybe I had it coming with the kappa learning about machines†. Those balding pongaks‡ probably would've got their hands on the knowledge eventually, and of course they'd find a way to rake in the dough with it...
...but Doppler, R.O.B., Enemice...they're on my level at best. I work with them, they work with me, worst-case scenario is they're my equals.
And then that headphone-wearing
hole shows up speaking in blue, I give him what he wants, and then he decides to just take what I've accumulated for half my life and use it all in in under a week?!
I can't just be one-upped like that. I can't just be ignored by everyone again...
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