. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...Where in Poseidon's* name did these come from...?
WHO CARES!? I'm finally free!
I... I'm not sure if I should... All this pretty pottery...
And I find myself rather comfortable here... I think I'd prefer to remain here than-
Get over here.
Greetings. I am sure you are wondering why you are here... I am also certain that you think you were brought back to life... Allow me to dash those thoughts straight away. You aren't being revived. You are being transferred.
You may refer to me as Beta X... And I welcome you all to Hell.
..........
...I miss my aquatic afterlife already.
Why do I feel that my siblings that died are in high ammounts of trouble?
...WHOMST?
Alright, but you mind explaining to us why we were sent here?
Well, tell me: What do any of you know about the 4th Wall?
...
...None of you, of course. Fantastic. That only makes it HARDER to explain.
Alright, how about this: Do any of you believe in a higher power?
Wait, is this one of those hierarchy things? Because we're somewhat familiar with that.
...Really? Given who claimed you before, and the point of the roleplay when he did, I didn't really expect...
...Nevermind, not important.
The point is, your original Reaper has decided to discard you, transferring you under the control of a different Reaper... Meaning your personalized Afterlife has changed as well.
Alright... So, you mind telling me why we're in Hell?
Yeah, not to be raising my own tides here, but I personally think I belong moreso in-
You are here because REGARDLESS of who you think you lot are, you STILL are responsible for attempted domination of the entire known Galaxy*, as well as attempted domination- and later destruction- of the entire known Universe**, and I personally am not so forgiving.
...You can rejoice in this one factor, however: Given your particular roles in BOTH events- and especially in regards to your actions regarding the Hyper Limited-, you shall only be suffering Layer 1 levels of torture.
...And that is...?
Oh, only the heat. Other than that, you're basically free to do whatever you want. You can even go and visit any of the other layers down to Layer 7, long as you don't provoke any of the other victims down there without permission.
Wait, does this mean I can blow things up!?
Go nuts. In fact, I'd encourage it the most down in Layer 3. There's a particular Sniper Joe down there who hates explosions.
What exactly is a Sniper Joe of all things doing in Layer 3?
He tortured a team of 4 and attempted to kill a young Heli Metall.
...Yeah, that makes about sense.
Wait, so we're allowed in any layer of Hell?
Not all of them. Just up to the 7th.
...I thought there were ONLY 7 layers.
...
...During Halloween of 2020, I had to create a new layer of Hell for a rather... particular case.
Really? Huh... Who could be so evil as to need a whole new layer to themselves?
...I did so as more of a... preservative measure. This particular figure has managed to cheat death before... Which is why I made such a layer of Hell.
...It is also why I've made it prohibited for ANYONE- even those under the rather loose Layer 1 restrictions, or even those who WORK down here- to EVER enter the 8th Layer.
...If you'd like a tour of the rest of Hell, take it up to one of the workers. It'll take a while for me to get to you, though; I'm still in the middle of doing the same for some strange, purple alien.
God if only I could see my siblings again...
That's a waste of time, you know; that red stuff likely ain't a shield ability.
You got a better idea, other than "BFG him in the face"?
I was actually thinking "CHAINSAW him in the face"!
Aw, that sucks. Would you happen to know of anything with an energy signature similar to those, but without horrible consequences if something mildly inconvenient happens?
*Considering I was in deep trouble for hacking back in my world, this is a nice change of pace!
Damn... This is bad. I should've did something.
And he never spoke up how he felt. Of course, why would he to a bunch of assholes who don't ask?
...
...D-damn it...
How about you-a-pick on someone your own size!?
Yeah, ya big phony! It's time you feel the wrath of Super Wario-Man!
Sorry to keep you waiting, Janemba: This is Super Cena 3.
...Okay, John, I get; But how the hell did you two...?
Face-punching first, questions later! You wanna play paparazzi? play it when we're finished with this red and purple menace!
...This has to be some sort of fever dream.
Man it would suck if someone would interrupt this...
Hey kid-
NO! ...Sorry...
Not gonna ask where that came from.
yiss
i beeleaf tis iz da plays were crescalesce livs
prolly a bed idee to do dis befoar dorkray* but whatevs
Gah, there's gotta be a way to beat this guy other than...
...Wait, that's it!
Kefka Palazzo is a much cooler villain than EXDEATH!
ill let u of dis tom cuz u wer describblin someon eelsis carcitechture
We need to do something about this!
I mean, that's prob'ly the best idea, but uh...
We might wanna find another place to land first.
Please, you think I'M "meme-obsessed"? You haven't even MET Parallel Aeon 1's alternate timeline counterpart.
u no i relle HAT dose shedinjures an dere onedeer gourds
HEEL naw i dunt
wat dew u just tank eye go roun caryin timmy tams all da tome
joo now, da descs wit da moofs on dem
eyy cand letter in on mah hest cheed prolly spred da wurd aboot mah plants
plez deres like 5 peeps hoo can opan ultero wormhulls* an im onleh pails wit on o dem
besodes i dun now how teyems wowerk
ur speekin nonsins so imma go hed to da stares
I'm gettin' REALLY tried of this guy's "I can reflect literally goddamn everything" shtick.
You and me BOTH. Time to break out any non-reflectables we have.
....You could use some refolding.
Do you seek rebirth?
Yikes... gotta say, being kidnapped was not my cup of tea. Snatched by a mutant plant monster and then suddenly let go? Rock's never gonna believe this.
Agh, now, I'm rusty. And not a single challenge in sight.
...Maybe I could visit South Town again? It's been a while since I've done anything there.
Ggggghhhh....
Huh? Oh, jeez.
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