. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...The Nightmare Phenomenon... I thought me and X got rid of this sort of thing after we...*
...Hmph, nevermind... Still... I believe you dropped this, "Colonel".
**
Well, something tells me that this isn't how this guy is supposed to be... I say we try to make him snap out of it!
Right!
...Oof. Look, try not let this battle shake your resolve, okay?
Say, if we ever find a Nightmare version of Sigma, do you think he'd be harmed by the actual Sigma Virus?
Don't try to deny it, Sephiroth Fanboy. You wouldn't be using the guy's moves if you weren't a fan- sorry for the pun- of him, or if you weren't the actual Sephiroth him... Self.
...WELP. time to break out the big stuff.
Wait, why did you bring-
Dee, please calm down. I know it feels doubtful, but if Kirby was willing to show him mercy, I'm willing to hear him out*.
Hey, uh...what?
I dunno what yer doin', but we ain't havin' it!
Skyborg A | HP: 21%
Skyborg B | HP: 39%
*sigh* Man... I'm tired beyond belief at the moment... wonder where Shinmyomaru, Suika, and *Aunn are?
(...I don't want to go thinking this is the real Iris... She died in my arms... She was beyond repair...)
(...But, at the same time... HE is supposed to have been gone, too... And yet, if this virus still lives on, then...)
...I'm not sure if we'd see some form of "Nightmare Sigma" at some point, but-
...
...This is going to be one of those days, isn't it?
...And things just keep getting better.
(...Wait a second... This almost reminds me of...)
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(...If this guy is anything like those three, then...)
(...There's no evidence pointing to this working like it has before... But it's better to try it than trying nothing at all.)
NOT THIS BULLSHIT AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JESUS CHRIST! HE JUST... Kicked that guy away really far. Huh, that's not all that intimidating.
JESUS CHRIST! HE JUST... Kicked that guy away really far. Huh, that's not all that intimidating.
...What, not gonna make the first move? Fine then, watch and learn.
I only have this weapon due to it being something I prefer. I haven't even played a single piece of this "Final Fantasy seven" garbage your speaking about. But final fantasy 5? That, is somthing i'd prefer any day.
Heh heh... not bad, for a little 'shroom like you, anyway.
Leave now. This won't end the way you want it to.
Really, now...? How can you be so sure?
Toad, above you!
Huh? What's wro--
...
Right on time, Papa.
Toad!
And there it is.
Gahahahahah! That was too easy!
We should've known this was just another one of your schemes! You never had any intention of playing fair, did you?
Of course not! Fair's for chumps! But of course, naïve, goody-two-shoes like you guys would believe it!
So this was the shrimp that was giving you so much trouble, son?
H-he just caught me off guard is all! If I knew what to expect he wouldn't have stood a chance!
Let him go.
Uh, uh, uh! No sudden moves, you three! ...Unless you've ever wondered what it's like to be an amoeba, that is.
Apologies for my tardiness, your condemnedness... I was running on a tight schedule.
...You will never get away with this.
Hohohoh, no. I've made sure those meddlesome plumbers-- plus their slothful counterparts-- are too busy to have the slightest clue of what's going on here.
And even if they decide to rush over here... they'll be in for a surprise. Kamek!
Right away, your unfaithfulness.
...
Hey you! What's your name?
I am Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom. It's nice to meet you!
...
You know... I'm almost disappointed myself. I had my Koopa Troop hidden in plain sight ready to be deployed for one huge battle... but nobody came.
Yo, Kamek! Get us and everyone else in the background outta here!
Yes, sir.
You're*.
Just doing my job as Grammar Police.
I don't think so!
(...I'm not sure what this thing is... But it might be important to hold onto, at least for now.)
(Still... What do these guys want from this thing...?)
(...Well, if not from these nightmares... I think I know EXACTLY who I am going to ask about this thing once this is over.)
...Urgh... I HATE this place! It's so BORING! Not a SINGLE thing to blow up in here!
Believe me, I'd switch places with you if I could... I'm sure you'd LOVE the place I'm i-
...They even stricted me of my flight... *Sniffle*...
I'd rather be ALIVE, like Terra and Mercury! It's just... I didn't think MY afterlife would be so...
...Mundane.
JUST BLOW THE WHOLE
PLACE UP IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH!
YOU THINK I HAVEN'T TRIED THAT!? EVERYTHING IN THIS PLACE IS COMPLETELY INDESTRUCTIBLE! Not to mention I'm strict of ALL my explosives! All my most valuable weapons in my collection are GONE!
...*Sigh* You're right, I'm sorry. It's just... This place is so FILTHY! It IRRITATES me, and every time I move in here, some voice I don't even know laughs at the way I walk!
Wait, you actually get to move? I'm completely stuck in place here!
Geez, sorry to hear that, Uranus... Uh, what exactly is keeping you in place, exactly?
...My own self-restraint.
I don't have a problem with this place. This undersea paradise is absolutely astounding!
Says you! Get me out of this aquatic hellhole! It's cold and wet!
If only I could see the other again... *sigh* but instead I'm with a literal ghost, stuck in what is essentially PURGATORY!
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