. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...Back up?








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...Guys, It might be a bad time, but, eh... anyone want pizza?
How's... that?
...Tch. A valiant attempt...
Though your efforts yield all the same.
W-wha--
...I see. You've been hiding an opportunity to use this at your disposal.
Right there, I almost fell victim to your formula. But no more. I will not underestimate you a second time.
I will kill you, and then the rest of your friends with my bare hands.
Then go ahead and try, you son of a
. But I'm not dying any time soon. Not until you hand Wanda's magic back to her.
...
Hmm!?
...*cluck*
How interesting. It seems your pet has come to rescue you.
HENDRIKA!
...Hmph. A lowly bird deserves not to live, but to be annihilated. Wouldn't you agree... Wario?
Leave HER ALO--
Yes... it sounds like fun.
Okay, we have to act first. He's going to kill her.
But what can we do? You all see how strong he is!
Wow... this seems like a bit... much.
A BIT!?
Here lies the first casualty amongst the weaklings.
Ugh!
Not so fast, tubby!
Waluigi!?
Sorry, Wario... Waluigi knows this is your fight... but he can't stand back and watch this monster do something so vile.
It doesn't matter how many of you there are! I'm by far stronger than the rest of--
(Yeah, yeah, where have we heard that before?)
YOU GUYS, STOP! YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURSELVES KILLED!!!!
...But it's better than standing around and doing nothing. You yourself taught us that.
...
Sorry, but we're gonna have to cut this short. Just because you have power doesn't mean you have the right to ABUSE said power.
Urgh... None of this is going well...
Hey, don't worry! The Doc will be sure to help us out soon enough!
...WHAT!? ...*Sigh* Word from the boss... The doctor isn't coming.
The Doctor...? Just what are you lot going on about!?
HA! You'd love to know, wouldn't you?
Sorry, we can't ruin the surprise... But don't think for a SECOND we're done yet!
Yeah baby, I AM the Lizard King!
Abuse? Feh! The strong prevail, and the weak perish. And speaking of which... It seems you all have made peace with your fates...
Not-a-good.
Should we perhaps interfere...?
..No. Shake King should be far more than enough. If any outliers should happen, then we will step in.
It's not like you care about Shaky's safety, anyway. You're just looking for the slightest excuse to free yourself.
Noooo...!
...Maybe...
...Yes. Yes, I am. Can you all please let me go?
Would you let yourself go?
I concede.
Well, I'M getting bored of just standing here and watching the fighting happen! I wanna punch someone!
Why don't you punch a simulation?
I DON'T WANNA PUNCH A SIMULATION! I WANNA FEEL MY FIST ON SOMEONE'S REAL FACE!
...*sigh*...
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Ugh, FINALLY! Do you KNOW how long we've been tailing you!?
Yeah, how d'ya like that, punk--
Behind you, moron!
Damn it!
Hmph.
*cough* w-why me...
There's only one fitting way to end the first of many lives...
IMMA FIRIN' MY
U-urgh!
!?
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