. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Yo, dumbass!
Can we get this over with, already? Because I'm starting to get bored of kicking your can all day!
(That's right, you big lug, get mad. Get real, real mad.)
Damn you!!
Stop running and face my attacks head on like a man!
Sorry pal, but if you can't hit me, the only person at fault is your own. Speaking of getting hit...
So how does it feel? Being dealt your comeuppance not by some hero, or mastermind, but by some stupid kid?
If it were me? Oh, I know I'd hate it for sure. To know I'm nothing but a lowlife piece of trash who needs a power boost to compete. But I guess that's just life for you, huh?
...Enough of this.
...Whuh oh.
One healthy dose of pancakes, coming right up!
...Whatever's going on here... I WILL get to the bottom of it.
...Very well. If you are going to merely hold back, then I will simply eradicate you once and for all, you absolute wretch.
You want me at my best!? FINE THEN!
Just don't whine when you find out you're biting off more than you can chew.
Well welly well, looks like we've got a good ol' fashioned swordfight going on here!
F
'im up!
Yikes. That's got to sting a little.
When did you... get here? And why?
ASHBGASHGNAHSJASGABSHGJAJ!
Hast thee had enough?
G-gh... Puh... Pl--please...
...Please don't tell me ya think I'd be suckered in by my own tri--
Thee were declaring?
...Ow.
You know, if you wanna find the runt, just look down.
Huh? What's that supposed to me--
Oh yeah... I do have that, don't I?
I'm gonna grind the third dimension outta ya!
Hahahah! How does that fee...
...*inhale*...
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
Stings, doesn't it?
But don't worry. I'm far from done yet. I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
SHAKE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
!?
I'm gonna beat the crap outta ya and make ya beg for mercy!
Hngh! Don't make me laugh!
Urgh!
I will take my time reducing you into nothing but a miserable pile of flab.
Don't get cocky yet, punk!
Futile.
(What the hell just happened? He was above me when I last saw him. How fast has this idiot gotten?)
Truth be told, defeating me was the best possible thing you could have done. No other way would I have been so determined to acquire as much power as I have.
(That's the same thing Rudy and that Katsini guy said...)
It's amazing. You have the gall to complain about how Nintendo is conspiring against you and that life has made you it's personal scapegoat, and yet... The only reason you are here today is sheer luck.
Unfortunately for you, your luck has about run out. You will not defeat me as long as I stand here today.
N-no way... not leaving... 'till you give... Wanda.. her powers...
You? Attempting to get the fairy's powers back? Ridiculous. There's not a chance you are doing this for some sense out of some semblance of justice.
It is no secret all you care for is your own personal gain. To claim otherwise is preposterous.
...Follow me.
Yeesh, I do NOT know if I wanna be hit by THAT thing.
Eh, you get used tot his kind of thing eventually. Seriously, I've BEEN to hell, and in some areas, the ground is literally made of entrails. Seriously, it starts with that RIGHT as you get to E3M1.
...I'm not gonna even PRETEND to know what the crap you're talking about, you wanna focus on debuffs this phase?
Oh, sure, because I TOTALLY have easy access to the stuff. NOT. But I'll see what I can do.
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