. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
MEGA: I... I can't believe It's you, I thought that you were gone after everything went to white-
MEGA: You... Remember what I'm talking about right? The last time I saw you was like- Three Years ago, we fought against that Mega Man Shadow Guy and Quint and then time got distorted.
ANOTHER THING! We don't exactly CARE if you're supposedly human, ya mook! What makes you think ANY of the arc villains care about whether or not you're human? Because even then, a robot, by inaction, cannot allow a human to come to harm!* Therefore, even if we WERE three-laws compliant, that law provides a loophole, as you're going around trying to off an entire planet full of humans!
Lemme give this a test...
What? The uh spirit like thing? How does he look? Is it Normal?]{n}
"No please! No please!"
What the hell is it do you not understand? YOU attacked our planet. YOU tried to destroy an entire building, not even THINKING of who could've been inside it. YOU DESERVE. EVERY. SINGLE. THING. THAT IS COMING TO YOU.
You are worse than ANY Wily that ever existed in ANY Universe, including my own, and I'M the only person of that universe that SURVIVED.
If the consequences of your actions leave you to DIE, then that's your OWN damn fault. NOBODY- least of all scum like YOU- are above consequences. So SHUT. THE HELL. UP.
...Rockman Shadow...? Wait... Are you talking about Symphony?
...Rockman Shadow... and Quint...
...OH! You must be Smackjeeves MegaBoy.
Yeah, sorry, the Beta you're looking for isn't here. You're likely looking for Betallix Mannen. That's... Apparently what Smackjeeves Beta refers to himself nowadays.
*shrugs*]{n}
Don't you ignore me, you subnormal halfwit!
You LOOK AT ME when I'm blowing out big chunks out of your not-human body! Speaking of which, there is NO WAY a human can withstand that much charged shots in a row! One or two? Yeah, seems plausible! But at least three or four after a bunch of Crystal Spikes and a Flaming Tornado, AND having your leg ripped off? You'd be a CORPSE by now! That only proves that I'm well within my rights to annihilate you!
Normally, I wouldn't give two fiftheenths of a f
about this town's people. Hell, this town's on the other side of the STATE. Worst case scenario, I can probably reverse time until I eventually end up beating the cause into a pulp. But when you go for the entire WORLD, now THAT'S a good reason to beat the s
out of you.
...Well, I suppose I'm heading back on the road again.
The others can deal with the rest of this mess... I've gone and gotten myself worked up again. I need something to do to settle me down.
MEGA: Betallix Mannen? Seriously? That's quite the odd name to go by.
MEGA: Also, yes, I am SmackJeeves MegaBoy, but currently I'm going by MEGA. I know who you are Beta Shadow, you're one of the reapers of canon. And I'm guessing this guy is the new version of Beta Man.
I found...this...
Nah, he's actually the second newest. THIS is the newest take on Beta Man.
...This is the Beta Man of the Discorded Adventures Reboot universe, a more privated roleplay between me and Rotom than the initial take.
...He will not be joining this roleplay. Despite a lack of anything actually happening in there, I prefer to just keep DA-v2's cast within their own universe.
...Anyways, thanks for stopping by, and-
...Hang on. I think I see Betallix right outside the window over there.
...Oh, sorry. I probably should've asked to put up this poster, should I?
.
Now, if I were a scuba diver that didn't have the ability to walk on land, where would I hide out? After all, he should be right here on the Subplot Radar.
Oh, hey Parallel 1. You can't find this guy either, huh?
Huh, didn't know we were looking for the same target.
Yeah, I've been searching for this guy since about 45 pages ago.*
That's an awful long time. Whatever, that just means we'll have an easier time tracking him now. Anyway, let's get to it!
...To be frank, I don't really think I was anywhere. When our world collapsed, I was essentially in some form of comatose within the pages of our comic.
But then, at some point or another...
...
...Urgh...
that Devil... Where the hell did he-
...
...
...I've then spent most of the time Beta Shadow was in there making sarcastic comments at him.
At my own expense.
I eventually discovered that Beta Devil made himself and Beta Shadow switch places, transferring Beta Shadow's consciousness into an artifact that is known as the previous Anti-Omni Meme... Which, for some reason, became a physical copy of our comics?
Hey, you can't consider yourself a funny guy if you can't laugh at yourself.
Anyways... After Beta Devil was defeated, the comic reverted to its normal state, losing any source of Anti-Omni energy... But due to Beta Shadow's successful efforts to escape the comic, it kinda... tore a wormhole between dimensions that allowed for me to escape into THIS world, with a new look to boot.
...Oh, yeah. The original Author Beta design of Beta Shadow got out from the wormhole in the comic, too, so we might just see him around somewhere, too.
Also, yeah, the poster's for a team search. A few guys named Soren, Ninten, and Scareteen** are looking for people to join some sort of adventure. They have a boat able to hold 6 people, and we're currently looking for 2 more people.
...Dude.
DUDE.
You should TOTALLY be our 5th person! We'll be able to go on an adventure again, kinda like old times! Whaddya say?
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