. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
So. Beta Devil, barring his dubious biological classification, is basically a being of pure chaos. Also, according to my horribly thin knowledge of Sonic lore, the Chaos Emeralds, like, draw their power from the essence of the universe or something? Which is fitting for the Chaos Zone.
But. On the other hand, we have the Parallel. While it may seem that it's as disorderly as this side of the mirror, well... it's not. If there's a Wily here, there's one there. Same goes for Beta Man, Beta Shadow, etcetera. Therefore, the Parallel's existence parameters are predefined by the Chaos Zone. The entire place is based on an order.
From that, we can conclude that the Chaos Emeralds of the Parallel aren't Chaos Emeralds. They're Order Emeralds. And order beats chaos, if it's strong enough.
As such, I believe that a trip to the Parallel's special rings would really help out with defeating Beta Devil.
You ever played Sonic Robo Blast 2? In it, Eggman clearly has the Emeralds in his possession at the beginning, as the special stages literally involve you busting them out of pods with his face on them. So, it's not a problem if you're up to the task.
Either we make more of them, or find magic SRB2 tokens that have the same purpose.
And how do we even know Parallel Eggman is necessarily competent?
That literally proves nothing.
Actually, who even are you?
How do we know if "Parallel Eggman" or these "Order Emeralds" even exist?
...It's a real interesting theory, really. But the problem is, I- or, rather, Gamma Jewel disguised as me- asked about the presence of the people within the Parallel Dimension to Bladesmatter, one of its inhabitants. And, well...
...And while Gamma Jewel has proven that there is a Parallel Beta Shadow- not to be confused with Delta Paradox**, along with the rest of Parallel Earth and a Parallel Wily... But this is apparently due to when Beta Shadow's physical form shattered. The rest of Earth was created by the dimension in order for Psi's homeworld to even exist.
So, given what we know about the Parallel... How can we even assume there IS a set of parallel Chaos Emeralds to FIND in there?
...By the way, you're lucky that Sonic isn't even in here for you to mention that he is from a video game.
Optimism...?
...Optimism.
...Well, I suppose it's a good thing to have at a time like this.
...Well, I-a suppose we should probably head inside to figure out our-a next course of-
Wh-

It's-a fine... I've-a been through worse.
Pika...? (Is this the place?)

...oh! Uh...yeah, what does he need?
Sorry we're late. This is my problem, too.
Well? Does anyone else feel like trying me today?
Agh! Man, this dude must be cheating somehow!
Nah... you all just aren't used to facing a real fighter just yet. But don't worry, once we head back to HQ, I'll make sure you cronies do.



...
In the meantime, your orders are to stand down...
...And watch a real pro get the job done.
Y'know, kid, I like your style. You've got some spunk, and I like that. However...
...You've made a mockery of the Dark Muscler Gang. And I can't let you get away with that for free.
...
Tell ya what? As a sign of respect, I'll even give you dibs over the first hit! C'mon, show me what you're made of! Or are you too scared to put you money where your mouth is?
...
...No. I've already wasted enough of my time fighting a pointless battle.
Fighting you has no purpose. Engaging with you all in the first place was a waste of energy.
All you and your stupid gang are are glorified bullies who project their weaknesses onto others. And I won't let you do that.
Yeah, that's what I thought, you little maggot. Keep walking... Like the fear infested coward you are.
...What was that?
No need to play dumb, kid, you know exactly what I said.
Only someone so afraid of the ineivitable would be in such a rush to run away.
But since you wanna hear it so badly? Fine. Wet your ears, because I'm not repeating myself twice.
...You. Are. A. Coward.
...
N-no... not a coward...
I'LL KILL YOU!
That's it! Hold nothin' back!
H-huh!?
What's wrong, squirt? Is that all you've got?
There we are. Now this is a much more fitting look for you.
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