. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...I demand to know who that was.
Hup... (Hold on. This wasn't here before...)
Hgggngh... (Heavy Magician.)
Hup- (Never mind, Shark is completely right. We're going to find that cheeky hat trick and-*)
...Do not think you can mask your presence any further. I'm on to your tricks, whoever you are.
Hope you've got room for a few more, because we're crashin' this party!
Haaaaa!
Ah yes, pulling out a Flying-type to deal with a Fighting-type. A tale as old as time.
Okay, massive tower in the middle of nowhere. I say screw intended progression, though!
GAH! What the s
was that!? Did that thing actually... HIT me!?
Alright, fine, I'll do this stupid dungeon LEGIT!
Truly, I wish I could have told you at a better time, but it seemed like it'd be best sooner than later.
Eh. It's not like you said this was gonna be an hour-long trip or anything. They can wait a bit, can't they?
I suppose. In any case, I hate to dig up a memory like this, but...you remember when you were sent to the Matt Dimension after that Break Man fellow attacked you*, right?
Ohh, yeah, that. Honestly, I've wondered what it'd be like to get some solo time again...
The spotlight's certainly a long line. But my point, Blade, is that he was actually sending you here.
I mean, he obviously failed at that.
That's the trick. He didn't.
...what the
-
Yes, it's quite the alarming sight...it seems that after you were sent here, something happened, and your I.C. Chip and soul were sent to the Matt Dimension, and with them, a new body formed.
...mind telling me what happened?
I wouldn't mind one bit if I knew. Really, it puzzles me as much as Dimension L*...
...hold on, that place Shark ended up in where Doc Dopp was?
Why are you telling me this stuff if you don't know what it is, anyway? We've got better ways to spend our time. Like, y'know, getting ready to stop a hellspawn?
Now hold on, Blade. If you don't put together the puzzle pieces you have, the image never shows enough for you to find the rest.
...right, I'll be sure to write that on my memoir or whatever. Can we go now?
Oh, certainly.
...Ho? What's this?
What's wrong, bub!? I can see you comin' from a mile away! You get too carried away with mead or somethin'!?
Fiend!
Taste mine flaming blade!
Awww, sh
Eat fist!
H-huh!?
So, that's it, huh? I'm disappointed.
!!
I've got this bugger's legs!
Perfect! Let me have a crack at him!
Since it seems like this is all you guys know how to do... I guess that means it's my turn.
Ack! Oogh! Owch! Doh! Urgh! Owchiewawah!
Why, you little piece of trash! Cheap tricks'll only get ya so far before you get torn down! Graaaaaah!
And now he's angry. Angry means irrational. Irrational means easy-openings. Yes, I know the irony of me pointing this out. Shut up.
I've got a couple of steel claws that I'm about to cram into your--
Hast thou had enough!?
Yer in a world fulla trouble, now...pal... uh...
Hey, ah... what say you let me go and we go out for a 'cupla drinks? My treat?
Nay.
Huh....Well, that doesn't seem good.
Submit.
I... don't think he had to resort to breaking Mr. Claw's back. How is he supposed to walk?
Better than blowing him up. And besides...Why don't you ask him yourself?
Hmmm?
By Odin's beard! Such blows couldst topple beasts-- how is it thee still stands!?
Sorry, bub. But'll take more than try'na snap my lumbar vertebrae ta keep me down.
Ooh! Ooh! I know that move!
You're right.
But Claw Man isn't invisible. We know he's underground, which makes this usage even weirder. Plus, you can see the spots he's digging through. He has to be planning something.
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