. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
!!
Have a rotten day!
Hmph, I will admit that was a close--
Ladies~
...
..
...Yes yes, so I'm a monster that sold themselves for the evil in which enchants others; So what? I'm still single.
There is little point in mingling with the likes of you. Do as you please.
...Sheesh, way to ruin the mood... But I know just how to liven things up...
...Alright, you all must admit. This jawline indeed does not lie--
....How DARE you.
...Come again?
How dare have the nerve to come here and try to play games with us as if you're a friend. You are a monster. One that will NEVER willingly be welcomed in Hyrule.
...Okay, blonde princess number... wait a moment, which one are you? I've lost memory. But let me be very clear...
...You've had barely five pages of existence given here and have only been featured in one post prior. To these people you might as well be mere playthings to them. Especially since none of them will care enough to intervene the slightest bit in this encounter.
...
The Light Force, and the Emotional Power given. These things have barely if-at-all been mentioned, so why would anyone care enough to protect them? Aside from one of those green-clad annoyances... but I've taken care of him...
...Which gives me the perfect opportunity to slip in and usurp them for myself. But enough talking... not enough doing is happening...
At last... unlimited power-- sparing hyperbole-- is mine...
...And with that... I am free to show those who squirm for their survival true power.
I AM ONE HUNDRED AND TENTY PERCENT DONE WITH ALL OF THIS!
DIIIIEEEEE!!!
Wait, what shine...?
Well, this is quite the interesting turn of events.
*bip?*
No, not that; even if I was unsure if he'd take on that form, I doubted he'd keep the same form the whole time.
No, what interests me are those maidens. Surely you noticed those colors.
MAIDEN COLORS: BLUE. PINK. RED. GREEN. YELLOW. CYAN.
AWAITING RELEVANCE TO POTENTIAL PLANS.
Those six colors...no doubt are their powers drawn from the same source as the World Rings*. The white glow of Wishes is surely hiding among them as well.
*bzz*
No, we'll leave them be; you know how people like Vaati handle interference. I couldn't care less about him anyway.
Instead, think about this: even if they weren't as tied to that fairytale, the World Rings were still part of another world like ours*. And yet, here these maidens stand, with power no doubt hailing from Hyrule. Surely you must realize what this means.
Time Stones, Chaos Rings, Sage Medallions, Crystal Stars, possibly even the Emeralds†...I have little reason to believe their powers are theirs alone.
I have reason to believe others are out there who wield such powers. Others who aren't nearly as prepared for the daily armageddon as the rest of us.
We may have all the power we need, but to ensure others have less power will pave way for destruction like none can imagine.
Doc, if you have any idea what that is, we could use the knowledge by now.
...
...my last mistake in my time. And one of my worst.
Let's-a-go!!
Gotta keep-a-movin', Gotta keep-a-movin', Gotta keep-a--
Hnrrrgh!
Damn it, we're too late!!
C'mere, bub!!
Hmmm?
...What da hell!?
So, 'tis a duel thee wish for?
I don't know what yer talkin' about... but if ya really wanna put yer dukes up, then I'm game!
Well, that's one of them we've found so far. At least him being distracted means we got the jump on him.
Hello, Viking!
!?
As fun as it would be to see this dynamic... this isn't the same person as your former fellow tourney registrant. Well, I mean... technically they are the same, but...
...
Hmph. This is the power of the "Kremling Alpha"? Pathetic. Such weakness deserves utter annihilation. And from the qlippoth of that pink and gold mur... The matter has been settled. Your fate is to be destro--
...I see. Then doth hath mine own immediate apologies for this misunderstanding.
You look so cool with your sword and your axe! It's a shame you didn't get to participate!
Indeed. Regardless...
'Tis that very same lack thereof happening of events which leads me to wish to do battle here the present day. And at all costs, thee may not interfere.
...
...Fine. Have it your way. But if you lose, and he kills you... Don't pretend as though we're supposed to care.
Doth hath mine sincerest gratitude.
And fer yer sakes, ya'd better hope he wins...
'Cause if not... the rest of you bubs are next.
Mark mine own words... this is not an encounter I plan on losing.
Eat dust, barbarian boy!
Hah? Who's the chick?
That's Wanda. She's a fourth-gen SNES character that Nintendo left on read.
Not true! They're just... taking a bit longer than expected.
In the meantime... what the hell happened 'ta you? you look all... Desaturated.
Yeah, getting the magic zapped out of you tends to do that. And, uh... sorry for invading your home and indirectly getting you two robbed.
Save the sorries for the fee. For now, we've gotta get workin'.
Yeh! Let's go!
Futile, futile, futile. You'll never--
Hit me--
When I can be literally wherever around the battlefield I want to be...
...Damn it! How are we supposed to get this guy!? He keeps moving away when we're about to hit him!?
...
Focus on where he'll be, not where his is... where he'll be... where he... GOTCHA!
BULL
POWERS, GO!
...
Yep, he's gonezo.
So what should we do next?
...
Wario time!
G-gh...
Welp, all in a day's work!
...Tell the remaining units to leave this forest.
Really? But there's still a chance--
Now. And while you're at it, prepare the holo-capsules. We're going to make an announcement.
Fetch your troops... And the Black Jewel.
Taking action now, are we? About time... You're actually starting to sound like the old Shake King.
King Koopa... Prepare Shiva... and it.
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