. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Heh. I know. I'm just teasing.
...Listen, I--
......I really did take wings for granted. Then again, at least I get to see the ground close up now.
Lamest. Week. Ever.
N-not that it'll be enough to topple the toughest bomber around.
I was talking about myself...
Woah. Are you sure you won't kill someone on accident using that?
I won't let any of you bullies lay a finger on--
...
...Anticlimatic. But at least we can finally wake him up for questioning--
Yeah. Of course.
And for my next trick...
Waluigi, you know the drill!
Yeh-- Wait, what drill?
Hocus Pocus.
*Hums Harpsichord Concerto No.7 in G Minor BWV 1058 *
Hmmm. I know Carlton's pride will not allow me to take interference in his battle... so I suppose the two of you will have to do.
You all couldn't have truly believed you stood a chance, could you?
I'll have you know that the Shake King didn't just hire a bunch of worthless nobodies. No. What better than the most talented prodigy of their own species? What better than an elite magician which has complete mastery over the space-time arts?
Although I suppose I have you especially to thank for this... Wario.
Huh? The hell kinda nonsense are you sayin'?
Wario? Waluigi doesn't think this guy's talkin' entirely out of his ass.
...Hmph. So you have already forgotten myself and Carlton. It seems they were right. Really, it does seem as though you live in your own little fantasy world... But I suppose that's my former client for me.
!?
!?
You hired me, and several others to eliminate a single Toad. But when our attempts were eluded by him, and a simple "Birdo"... You humiliated us, not even for a second thinking of the consequences to your own actions.
Despite my gratitude for giving myself and others the motivation to achieve new heights... The everlasting fury for that day I have still remains. Which has made the Shake King's offer to dispatch of you miserable piles of trash all the more compelling.
Hey, Wario, what's that large shadow under us that's getting bigger and bigger doing there?
Huh--
What the hell was that?
So much for "Wario; The Legend", eh, Wario?
Ah, shaddup.
Perhaps we should find--
Perhaps we should find out. But first, we'll need details on what's going on here...
And I think I know just where to find out.
We won't need it. It's 5 on 1, I don't think he'll have any choice but to comply, anyway.
...
Agh, my head...!
Ngh.... can't... stand... Head... dizzy...
Hey, big guy. You feeling alright?
I think I'll live. Though this is definitely an... odd sensation...
I'm glad you're okay. I'm really sorry about us having this whole fight with you and your friend Samspook; to tell you the truth, my friends were only concerned for my safety. They thought he was planning an ambush.
...
I know you were worried for Samspook, and it seems like he was really someone you didn't want to lose. I know the feeling. The entire reason we came here was to try to find clues back to what was lost.
If you don't want to tell us anything, then that's perfectly fine. We'll be on our way and leave you and Samspook alone. But if you have it in you to--
We came to this forest for two reasons. To secure this area as property of the Shake King... and to capture two guys known as Wario and Waluigi.
. . .
Most likely. Though me and Samspook... we're hardly the most powerful of the ones sent here. I'd be careful if I were you.
...
That's enough for now. Our next bet would be following that large "thud" noise.
Alrighty! Let's go~!
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