. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...No. I mean for real. Tell me what happened.
Uh, miss, sorry, but that there's the truth. Try usin' your wand. Or flyin'.
...Okay, but I'm telling you, none of what you're saying is...
...
...Wh-why isn't this working-!? The last time I used it I--
...Wanda. Give it a rest already.
......
Hey, you said you had some sorta secret weapon, right? Save it. We're obviously gonna need it later.
You guys wanna be useful? Each 'a you grab a pair of pom poms and cheer for Wario while I pummel this worm-ghoul freak.
..Wario, wai--
....*low roar* (A moment of silence for Wario.)
Oh hey, you're back! You find that Bubble Man recolor?
Yeah, but I had to travel back in time just to do so. Multiple times, at that.
Now let's go after that Wood Man recolor.
You sure, man? You're at like, half health, you could REALLY use an E-Tan-
I don't need no stinkin' E-Tank! I can refil anytime I want!
Done with the warm-up, then? Good, 'cause it's time for me to bring out the BIG GUNS!
You'd think we would've found the slightest hint of something by now.
Well, it's not like these guys'll just come out at our utmost convenience.
Tch. One way or another, it's not as though they have a choi--
What the he--
Hasta la vista, bab--...
How?
This brief encounter has already established a few things. Either this guy was never there to begin with, or...
...they anticipated our reaction and escaped before the Flash Stopper. But... how?
Whatever the case may be, it just shows we can't let our guard down. Let's keep searching.
off sword indeed goes through the chest, but misses the core!
You think you're FUNNY, funnyman? I'll show YOU something funny!
Want... this to end...
ME AND YOU BOTH! HOW ABOUT YOU LET WARIO SHOW YOU SOME FUN!?
...
I see... an all out gambit to determine a decisive winner? Very well. Let us see the fruits of your determination, Wario...
(Dammit, Wanda! Hang in there! Wario's doin' the best he can!)
Perfect. First, I lost my home... And now, I've lost my powers. Everything I have ever known... is gone.
And with that... what is my purpose living anymore? If everything I've lived for... is gone?
...
Hey kid, where's the Chaos Heart at? I'm working on something and me and the boys need it for that project.
Um, it's at the core of the world, I think? I dunno, I'm not exactly a geologist or a cartographer.
I also heard that you have to beat these guys at the end of these ten or so dungeons, and that there's one dungeon for each village on the planet, but I'm not exactly big on that sort of thing.
Yeah, whatever. I've got me a bunch of bosses to take down.
Ten nonexistent bucks says Wormwould EX survived the attack.
...
...Okay. Whatever it takes.
...
WARIO!
*ROAR* (...He's out. But he's not dead.)
Does that mean... we won?
...Hmph.
It seems not even their Souls Unified were enough to grant them victory. But it is no matter...
...No god stands above without the mightiest power.
...
Oh? It would seem you all are at a loss for words. Wonderful. Gravestones are meant to be silent indeed, after a--
Hello again.
Boned, you say? Hmhmhm. Don't make me laugh. I'm not here to fight... Rather, give the lot of you what would be considered an "easy way out".
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