. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Don't even THINK about despairing, or I'll GIVE you a reason to despair. See, when this guy comes crashing down, he's gonna land on the MASSIVE spikes, and end up taking damage. Even if this doesn't beat him, I've got a secret weapon under my watch.
Lazy (Otherwise known as Floor 100)
...Is there a problem?
Not a single one, at least none that any of us can partake in. And that's just it! It's far too boring!
...So, what, you WANT something bad to happen?
I dunno! Maybe! Dealing with some sort of situation is better than sitting around and doing NOTHING!
Then why don't you do what the rest of us are doing, and prepare for-
For WHAT!? For being casted on the SIDELINES!? Face it, no amount of training is going to make us any more than a Trio.EXE***-
ed SIDENOTE during the final battle against Beta Devil. We are wasting our time with this.
...Trio.EXE?
I was killed off by the highest-ranking of the gods. Therefore, said gods can go
themselves for all I care.
...Hm.
Screw this. I'm gonna go down to Little Papa Beta's and wallow in junk food and soft drinks until something actually happens that I can participate in.
...
And what'stheirface is right! You underestimate Wario: The Legend!
...
We'll beat this "Wormwould EX". We'll beat Rudy! We'll find Wanda! No matter what!
...Huh. This is new.
Huh, that's actually a pretty neat trick. (Almost like that one time Regulus kept stacking Rage over and over.)
...Sorry. I know you won't naturally know the move until level 35* or so, but I've seen enough of your battles to know that letting myself stay paralyzed long enough for you to reach that point will end in a Hex spam that I am not interested in going through. (Not that Paralysis isn't annoying enough of a status effect to get through.
...So, what you're saying is, you two are here in search of a base of operations, so you could plot to take out a blue rodent and his two-tailed fox friend...?
Exactly! So, if you don't mind, we'll be taking custody of your fancy little-
You will be doing nothing of the sorts.
I'm afraid that you don't have a say in the matter. Badniks, I demand you to-
Because I am going to be generous, and LET you use my castle as your hideout.
...Want to run that by me again?
Do I have to spell it out for you? Believe it or not... We share a common interest. And perhaps, it will benefit the BOTH of us if we were to join forces.
*Ahem*.
Fine, the three of us.
Hm, seems interesting... What's the catch?
Well, nothing much, really. ...Well, except for one thing, perhaps... I'll let you do what you will with the blue rodent...
...But the fox, on the other hand... is MINE.
Ugh... the hell are we at?
You're telling me. Though this place has a familiar air to it...
The both of you are in Counter Headquarters, after engaging in quite the skirmish. The outcome of which should be quite obvious, seeing as it resulted in your... current situation.
Do the two of you truly not recall why you're here? Try to think... What is the last thing you remember before losing consciousness?
. . .
The strong will survive. The feeble, perish. Let us see where you all fit into the equation.
Agh!
Oh, dear... This might pose to be problematic.
D-damn it... What the hell's going on?
(...That's my line.)
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