. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
*pant* alright...]{n}
Yep, let's go!]{n}
Heh, heh. Looks like some things across worlds never change after all. Just look at dark, red, and edgy go! Boy, I wish UV wasn't busy so he could se this!
Uh... weapons are ready, sir... on top of this, it would seem MKII is already vastly opposed in numbers of his own right. Wouldn't it be the wisest thing to capitali--
Ugh. No, no, nonononononono. I don't think you quite get it yet.
Sure, I could take the piss at him and ambush him. Blast him away while he's fighting fin-head and his friends. Maybe trap him in a universe full of invincible puppies. But, with the exception of the last example-- that's not fun.
FUN!? Pardon my attitude, sir, but didn't the last fun you two had result you getting KILLED!? What about Regul--
Oh, no. Regulus and Hades are WHOLE different beasts. And I let bloodlust blind me from that fact. This? This is the bastard that messed with my entire family. and if I'm going to make his life a living hell... I'm going to have FUN doing it.
Besides... I just recently came back into contact with my old dealer. It'd be a hell of a shame if I put all the excitement to waste--
...
Sir? We've found some kid trying to intrude in headquarters!
Yeah, runt thinks he's real clever. But we got 'em!
...I see. Put him down.
Really? But we--
Put. The kid. Down.
...You're the boss.
So. It's you. I just don't hope you expect a pleasant greeting, considering your existence is single-handedly responsible for the ones of them.
...I don't care about whatever you want to say to me. If you just want to kill me, get it the hell over with. But I've come because of that... monster... who manipulated me, who used me, killed me, and invaded the only thing I have ever learned to call home. I don't know who I am, but I want to find out... And the truth starts with him.
I'll save you, my pika-powered friend! Hey you! team rocket!
...
No.
Well, I think that's the rest of them.
So, does that mean we're not counting the one behind you?
!?
What the--!?
Damned pest always getting in my way! God, I hate these things!
That voice...
...Yeah. The hell'dya think it is?
Hello, friends!
Ugh. What are you guys supposed to be doing?
Well, SOMEONE clad in pink wouldn't stop asking me if we could finally "go outside" now that COVID-- or any other air or waterborne disease-- doesn't exist anymore. And I decided "what easier place to go to then the one no one cares enough about to cause any trouble in"?
But obviously, it would seem that I-- and I'll kill you all if you tell anyone I said this-- was too presumptuous for my own good.
Plus these stupid things just wouldn't leave us alone. They were also attacking others and since I pride myself on being the individual end of all things, I can't allow that.
Sure. That's definitely why.
Well, you all might as well leave while you're at it. It's over, everything from here on out is strictly governmental responsibility.
But what about Mr. Prototype and his silly little met friend? We saw them from a distance, too!
Well, I couldn't have said things better myself. It's time for us to GTFO.
Wh-what!? But we can help, right? Can't we?
Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase?
...
Alright, fine. Sure. But under one condition...
...For your sakes, you all had better not turn your backs on me. because the first opportunity I get, I WILL obliterate ALL OF YOU after getting rid of this STUPID COSTUME!!
Just watch as i do this to the net, it's easily made to cut through.
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