. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
*sigh* Of course the first time I have to do something in this thread, it pertains to the two of you...
Let's make this quick: both groups, explain to me what your overall goals have been throughout this "story".
Seems accurate enough.
As for the lot of you?
Eh, not that much thus far.
Same here. You DO know we're supposed to be in different locations, right? Also, Flash Man NC needs to die or whatever.
Recently sent Heat Man NC into space.
You know I can move within frozen time, right?
Dude, I'm trying to meme on a worm here, can you like, NOT?
Trying to make sure Walt doesn't neglect a plot point I guess.
Just satisfying my everlasting need to cause ironic things to happen.
Don't even KNOW at this point.
Jumping slowly at people, I suppose.
Starting to feel like I'm the least interesting person out of these guys.
I'M GONNA STICK BUG THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE LOL
...Look, Libra. Just get to the point.
You never know when it might come in handy.
Alright. Let's go take this fort back in the good name of the doctor!
Can't believe I'm gonna say it... but I agree! This light numbers a giant douche!
Nic? How did you get infected? Bots like you often stay up in that little tower looking into those monitors after all. Let me guess; you went out for some sunshine?
I'm not infected. Rather, I'm enlightened.
Oh boy here we go.
Every time someone posts something, I have to read every single byte to convert the data into letters, words, and pictures. At first, it was fine. When I saw that the Absurd Roleplay, my previous assignment, reached almost two thousand, I was a little stressed but it wasn't nothing I couldn't handle. Then came the Chaos Zone. 7000+ comments! My mind couldn't take much more and it took divine intervention from above to prevent it from getting worse. All the while, there was a worm inside my mind that started to take root into my code. Despite my insistence, the antivirus scanners would always prove negative.
So when news of the second one came about, you feared becoming overloaded and thus willingly became infected?
Almost. When this new thread was created, some changes were made. Among those changes was that worm I mentioned earlier actually managed to corrupt me fully.
So what's the deal with these soldiers then? They pose no threat to you. Unless your just creating chaos.
They are actors used to create a story. Eliminating all actors will eliminate all stories and thus eliminate all stress.
Are you insane? You're really going to try to kill everyone? Everyone!? You know how idiotic you sound saying that?
...
Besides, the system will stop you if I don't. You have-
The system is on my side.
What are you doing?
If you really believe that the system is on your side then you really are insane. And at that point, I'm just wasting my time trying to talk you down.
Likewise.
Purge Cannon ready.
He's been charging this whole time?
If he wasn't then you would of been bombarded with missiles the whole conversation.
...So you never were serious about trying to talk me down?
Everyone knows that an infected system bot can't be saved.
You really believe that the system would support the antics of a mani-.
What's wrong Root? Cat got your tounge?
MULTIPLE HOSTILES DETECTED. SWITCHING TO CLUSTER MODULE.
...
So Pipeline actually needed the help. That means...
Now if you excuse me, I have an army to disassemble.
You must really, REALLY want to die a painful death, don't you?
Now if I were Wily, where would I hide if the *caverns below collapse...?
My point, Rhys, is that you and your affiliates, and HighTower's affiliates, have a complete and utter disregard for each other's wishes.
Yes, this is the Chaos Zone. It's meant to house near-limitless power. That's why I'm even able to step in when this happens.
But off the top of my head, I can name exactly one time when your..."groups"* found each other face to face and someone allowed an actual victory without your Reapers breaking character just to argue.
Imagine, if you will, a playground. There are two children play-fighting, arguing about new ways to counterattack each other and avoid whatever their "opponent" attacked them with at the same time. Both children will think of anything and everything so they don't lose, even if it means they're there all day.
Eventually, the arguments escalate to the point where one child actually punches the other. Everyone at the playground is snapped back to reality from this unpleasant turn of events, and even those who aren't relatives or friends of either child are uncomfortable because they're still witnesses to the harsh act.
Now, imagine those two children are you, RotomSlashBlast, and you, HighTower.
I hope at least one party understands now what they might have to do for this battle to go anywhere.
*pant* *pant* *pant*]{n}
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