. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
"Pop"? So that is the girl's name? I see.
What do you think you're doing!?
What you cannot. Whatever it takes.
I don't like the implication of that...
It does not matter what you like. Or what you believe. Because I have won.
Stop dawdling and get to the point!
...Hmph.
Objective complete: Hazardous roadblock removed.
If you were trying to stop this... you're thirty-seven seconds too late.
Oh, that stupid CUNT mother
. You wanna act all high-and-mighty, but spam hostage situations? Really? When is the good guy ever the one pulling those?
Morality differentiates from necessity. At all costs, goals must be met.
Yeah? And what's stopping me from coming there and tearing you in half before you can squeeze that little barrier of yours and crush her?
Soul!
This husk is merely a remnant belonging to the physical entity you already know. Consequences for yourself and your sister would be much more dire in comparison.
Research suggests that she is the most valuable thing to exist to the likes of you. But to us, she is a dispensable tool which can easily be disposed of at the slightest irritant.
I put up with to help that monochrome-clad son of a gun.
Coward. Is all you can do hide back-and-forth behind hostages? First Cadence, now her?
I just noticed all these people captured are females. I'm scared to ask if this is a coincidence or not.
A proverb you have not been forced to endure, my doppelganger; The hardest of choices require the STRONGEST of wills. But if it soothes your souls...
NONE of you are currently threats to me. Meaning all four of you can still come at me as you please.
!? (He didn't just take a hostage to get rid of Soul. He was stalling so he could recover and get his strength back!)
If you've got an idea, now would be a great time to share.
...
...I've got something. But it'll involve a little luck.
For now, we need to keep him busy. And don't let up.
Got it!
...?
!!!
(Uh o--


U-urgh!




'Sup, bestie?
So... you're not gonna like this...
... I believe you'll need this... just in case.
In case your fusions don't work out.
Alright, we're here...
Bro this place is pretty sketchy...
Don't worry, you will be fine... SB!!
Welcome to the Home Base of your kind-ish-ness
(f*** he's taller than me)
I can hear your mind y'know
WH-
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! That's IT! I grow tired of waiting... We'll just go ahead and start. If those two wish to crop up when it's their cue, then fine, but otherwise we're doing this without them!
Each of you will go to a different location as selected by me. The victim will arrive there when it's your turn to torment them. Now, GO!
(Well, now. Seems that someone needs to loosen up a little...)
...
If all goes according to plan...
...Then his soul shall join the rest of them. Oh, how fun it will be...
...Wouldn't you all agree?
Alright, time to finish this! with the power of b-
... where did it go?
IHOPEWHATEVERTHISISDOESENOUGH!
What on earth was that?
Looks like it's my new personal weapon.
He he. Suckers.
!!!
...SO YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR WAY HEAR AFTER ALL THESE YEARS... RONALD MCDONALD.
Indeed. For I have finally begun to make my move. Soon, McDonalds will be the ONLY form of nutrition across existence.
There was a time where we were allies, and we seized ALL consumers as ours. Surely, you have not forgotten this?
...I HAVE NOT. HOWEVER... I HAVE LONG SINCE ABANDONED MY METHODS OF HOSTILITY. I HAVE LEARNED SINCE THAT IS ONLY WITH EARNEST ENDEAVORS AND THE RESPECT FOR DEMAND THAT THE PEOPLE SHALL CHOOSE WHAT IS PUT IN FRONT OF THEM.
SURELY, YOU TOO MUST HAVE REALIZED THIS. YOU CANNOT FORCE THOSE WHO DISLIKE TO LIKE. THE ONLY WAY FOR BRANDS TO PREVAIL IS TO JUST BE.
...
"Just be..." Utter nonsense! Either consumers will learn to enjoy it, or they will take their distastes to the afterlife! Their opinions are not to be humored! Only cast aside!
...
Either you will honor our pact and surrender a portion of the Pepsi-Power you possess... Or I will tear your mortal shell and absorb it all for myself.
...DO AS YOU MUST. FOR I WILL NOT PARTAKE IN OUR ALLIANCE ANY LONGER.
...
BUT SURELY, YOU CANNOT PLAN ON DEFEATING ME. I HAVE HONED MY SPEED AND STRENGTH ALL THIS TIME, WHILE YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING IN THE SHADOWS BIDING YOUR TIME.
...Hmm. Bold of you to assume that I can be defeated so easily.
!
(...SO HE TRULY WAS BEING TRUTHFUL. HE HAS IMPROVED SINCE BACK THEN. HIS SPACE-TIME ABILITIES INCREASED. WITHOUT EVEN UTTERING THE WORDS, HE HAS MATCHED MY SPEED.)
Heh.
You're going to have to do a lot better than that.
It's a calculated (go me for finally getting that damned money thing figured out) guess. Once this happens, I can skip straight to step three.
Fascinating, is it not? The everlasting question. Is life a gift... or a curse?
...
...That is something we are all to determine for ourselves.
Indeed. But it is truly a phenomena. Our eyes can see the windows that peer through all in existence... and yet, even the solution to that query escapes us.
We shall soon find out.
Yes... we shall... won't we? As the face of god returns to finish what he started...
It's... peculiar. But a curious sensation. Not being able to see what will be after a period of time. What will happen next. What will be, after his revival.
Annihilation awaits. After he tears us asunder, death and her everlasting expansion will claim us.
He is eternal... but he is still the Omega. And with it, our end.
...True.
...
Son...
Hmph!
...
...Heh.
Anyways, I have brought him, the original, and this robot, he just appeared and he was dead, is there a way we can fix him?
I'll take a look at it later, for now you can show Soren around
This place sucks
Right, now if you'll excuse me I have a notification to clear up...
...
This place still sucks
Welp, it seems CZ2 is coming to an end, I must make the preparations while I wait...
y e s .
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