. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
(...Interesting.)
(My guess was that the boy would be quickly overpowered, considering his weight and fleshy structure..)
(But.. So far, he seems to be holding up, even partially outmatching Chord.)
(Though the technique he uses... I certainly feel like I have seen it before.)
(It's awfully similar to Sulyvahn's...)
I like the décor. Adds a nice touch to this place. Fits with your personality, too.
Oh, har, har. If you like it, you can stay in this place forever.
S-so, do you send stuff here? Why isn't there anything here?
Because it wouldn't be very infinite if everything was in view.
An alert? What is it?
...
...!!! (...The president's been kidnaped.)
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I got him, sir.
Good. I'll make sure the Council hears praise from you and your men. I'm not particularly fond of espionages, but this unpredictable universe made it necessary.
Y-you... where are we? What have you done to President Walter!?
You are not obliged any answer.
!?.... (Hmph. So they won't cough up information that easily.)
...
Oh, hoh. How cute. He's faking his wounds. He's so desperate to gain the trust of his people, he's pretending to get hurt!
I know who you are.
...
Of course you do. You know some version of the fairy tale. Some version of me. A name. An alibi, if you will.... but do you really think that means you know me?
No one outside the Council of Quints knows my real name. Or my designation. Or even what timeline I'm from.
...
But this isn't about me. Heavens, no... It's about your failure to uphold your promise to the earth... which will be the end of all reality.
Wait... If Jazz still managed to become Pseudoreaper... Then what's locking him out of admin perms?
...
...Search up "End Roleplay Protocol",
You think it was..?
'Him'? As powerful as Walter is, it's not not impossible.
But he could also be using this as a method to confuse us even further. But even then, I doubt he'd let people know if he had access to Presi--
We GET it! You can THINK!
Hey, where'd that come from?
Sorry, okay? Is that what you want me to say?
Not especially, but your apology is appreciated.
It's... It's just
It's Delta.
It's Delta.
I bet it's Delta.
? (Is it Delta?)
...You guys keep mentioning kidnapping, okay? I have the right to be on edge.
He'll be fine. As of now, there's no reason for him to be the source of any target.
...Rho Program? And what does he mean by "Upsilon replaced him"?
...Uh... Why are you all staring at me? Clearly he's, uh, just another run-of-the-mill crazy lunatic who-
SUBJECT "Rho Program" WAS A PLOT POLICE UNIT FOR USER "Beta Shadow"... AS WELL AS MY PREVIOUS MODEL.
You can't be serious.
Guy's name was Rho Program, and he also literally stated how Upsilon replaced him. I think it's kinda OBVIOUS that was going to be the case. The real question is, why was he replaced to begin with?
...Because unlike Pi, Rho was given the ability to- like most other advanced fictional robots- have his own personality. However, this ended up being flawed when he allowed his emotions and beliefs get in the way of his purpose: To uphold the way of the plot. That's why I built Pi without the ability to feel emotions.
I mean, I feel like Libra would be able to tell you that a robot wouldn't need to be unfeeling to become a Plot Police, but whatever.
I feel like I should've been able to have known this, but I don't recall him existing before now, though...
...That's because both his creation AND his decommission... Was back when you were a part of the Nickelodeon Message Boards. So, technically, you were never around to know he existed- if you ever were around at all back then.
Hell, if you were, you wouldn't even have to have asked me who I was at all back then*
Fair.
'Aight. Where is this guy so we can kick his
?
Well, call it a gut feeling, but if he truly is still active, the most likely place he would be is...
No more talk time! Now fight time. Find dumb idiot hair man later.
Now, how do we know where he is? He could be anywhere--
He's up there!
Finding him on the first try? TOTALLY not contrived.
...Should we help him?
He'll be fine. Probably. The guy writing this watches anime, we'll probably just stand back and make passive comments the entire time.
Be reborn out of my divine glory! For I have brought with me salvation and kindness which I spread upon you!... I am running out of articulate ways to say I am freeing you all from yourselves and your leader, so please, just--
What have you done with the President!?
...Why should you know? I will only tell on the condition that you join forces with--
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...
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...I am unaware of where he is.
Of course. The jester.
Buddy, with that beard of yours, I'm not sure you have any right to criticize the way I look.
No. In my world, you were literally the jester. All alone, your companions were severed from you, and your existence was solely dedicated to humoring the emperor.
WHAT.
...I SEE THAT YOU HAVE ARRIVED. MY TRAIL OF CLUES HAVE BEEN FOLLOWED FASTER THAN WHAT I HAVE CALCULATED.
...Clues?
...THE ONES THAT I LEFT FOR YOU TO FIND ME? SO THAT I COULD GLOAT YOU IN YOUR FINAL HOURS?
Yeah, nope. Sorry, pal, but we just got here from wild guessing.
...WELL, THEN. THAT WAS A WASTE OF EFFORT.
...REGARDLESS, YOU ARE FAR TOO LATE. EVEN IF YOU FOUND OUT WHERE I WAS WITHOUT MY HINTS, YOU HAVE FAR FROM ENOUGH TIME TO STOP ME BEFORE THIS THREAD MEETS ITS END. AND THEN, THE LAZINESS OF YOU "ROLEPLAYERS" SHALL BE PURGED ONCE AND FOR ALL.
..."GONE ROGUE". HMPH. I PREFER TO TITLE MYSELF AS... LIBERATOR.
Ah, go take your "liberation" and SHOVE IT. Haven't you ever heard of "work hard, play hard"?
Beta Devil's actually right for once; I think we're better at maintaining a balance of work and roleplaying than you give us credit for.
AH, BETA, BETA, BETA. I'M AFRAID YOU ARE THE MISTAKEN ONE. AFTER ALL...
...THERE'S NO BALANCING YOUR SCHEDULE AROUND AN ADDICTION.
...Oooookaaaaay. Don't let the laser sword touch you. Noted.
THAT WAS JUST A WARNING; I'M NOT GOING TO GO DOWN EASY... MEANING YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO STOP ME.
And what makes you say that, exactly?
HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION? THERE IS LESS THAN 50 POSTS LEFT UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF TIME FOR STOPPING ME... WHICH IS FAR FROM ENOUGH TIME FOR SUCH A HIGH-STAKES BATTLES SUCH AS THIS.
...Well, then. We'll just have to make time, won't we?
HEH. I SUPPOSE I CAN PLAY AROUND WITH YOU IN CONGRATULATION OF YOUR FUTILE OPTIMISM. SO HOW DO YOU PLAN TO STOP ME IN TIME, EXACTLY?
Dude. There's about 17 people here, and you're literally just one guy.
That aside? We just need to make the fight go by faster so we can accomplish this in a fewer number of posts. And we have our way of doing that...
If you wouldn't mind, Delta?
Gladly.
Prepare for a fast-motion ass kicking!
WAIT, WH-
So, if I know the right shortcut, you should be able to find the fastest way into Mugenri's human village. And before you ask, no, they probably do not know what your psychic shenanigans or whatever, are.
Ngh-- It doesn't- It doesn't matter what I was in your dumb world, because I'm a million times cooler! Kapiche?
So you say... but I believe you are far more afraid of losing what you have than you let on.
Will you can it already?! You know, you're about as much as a wise guy as the real deal himself!
Humblest gratitudes.
Oh, you think you're a brainiac, you stupid son of a gun, you CUNT, you...!
Can... can he say that?
Sure he can. He's calling Butler a Crappy, Uninteresting, Nitwit Terrorist.
Subject ch4s3man. Do you really wish to tempt fate?
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