. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Oh, trust me, I have no intention to crash this website. After all, I've dedicated far too much time to this place and have stumbled onto something truly extraordinary. Besides... not even this account has that power if I wished it.
Though it does let me do this.
Now hold on. I'm not controlling him but simply...disconnecting him from control, alright?
Even so, it's highly unstable...but...
Thank you for the hot tip on how that works. Now, because you're the first person in forever to show up, here's some enlightenment from an eternity of soaking up knowledge. All it takes is one stubborn or trollish mind to break whatever control you believe you possess over this forum. The only reason why the plot police have worked at all is because you've dealt with civilized players that wish to join in and have fun with creativity and are willing to partially curl back their ambitions to do so. You don't agree with me, that's fine; I could care less. Just letting you know as someone that's seen people in your position plenty of times. Ya dig?
And as for what a Reaper Lock is, don't worry about it. All you need to know is this: It's not you their after. So...go do your thing somewhere else. When they finally reboot or recreate CZ or whatever they wish to call it, hopefully you'll be along for the ride and have forgotten my little nick at your existence.
...
(This is crazy. It's like trying to kick a mirror.)
...!
(Just as fast, just as strong-- But at the same time... different... too.)
(If that mustached guy can do something like this with the flip of a switch, then I can't waste my time with a carbon copy. I need to think... what wouldn't I do?)
I'll kill you if I have to, don't try anything.
...Right. So far, we've decided that we will comply with Walter's new law, we will be keeping a VERY keen eye on Beta Devil, and we will NOT worry about however Rotom decides to celebrate Christmas this year. We don't want the Brash Crew to needlessly barricade themselves like LAST year*.
Moving on from that, our next topic is... Whatever that clicking sound was. Did anyone else hear it?
Kinda. It was a little faint for me, but-
We have a problem. Take a look at this:
Reaper lock...?
I won't ask again.
...It's simple; I asked around.
That's not funny.
I didn't intend for it. After not being attacked by system bots for...I don't know a year, I ended up going back through a ...backdoor if you will.
Why?
Eh, just wanted to see you guys forgot me. It was getting lonely...
Heart, you know what to do.
Now then...What's the actual reason.
I...wanted to access the databank to figure out how to get something out of the Absurd Roleplay and the replacement. Figured you guys were busy with something so, why not? When I started going through, some of em jumped me. Imagine my shock when there's painted green and addressing me not as Null but just as some intruder. Decided, hey, I'll let em capture me.
Why?
...To learn what their plan is, duh! Granted, their lips were sealed until I hacked one of em. Had to leave my body behind before it got corrupted, but I learned a fair amount. Probably things you guys already know but heh.
And why would care so much about their plan? Clearly they don't care about you, so why not just run once you got what you came for?
Simple! Knowledge is power. If you have a mind capable of storing just about anything, why not use it?
...Well if that's the case...
Then we're gonna need you to do it again.
...So, what. The Reapers that currently are remain to be Reapers? Alright... So, what issue does this cause, exactly?
I don't know... But I have a theory.
Earlier, Jazz was trying to assign the role of your "Pseudoreaper"- in other words, the owner of your Alternate Account- to somebody else... And, ultimately, Missingno. convinced him to grant that role to himself.
...At the same time, however, someone activated the protocol- not quite sure who or what, though. So while Jazz's name was still attached to the account, the Reaper Lock activated before Jazz could officially become Pseudoreaper- meaning that he has no access to the Admin Perms of Chaos Zone's data files.
Data files...?
Perhaps we can explain that.
The group turns around to see Pi Android and myse-
...Er, right, sorry. It's been a while since I've done any physical appearances.
RECALL HOW GLITCH-LIKE ENTITIES SUCH AS SUBJECT "Missingno." ARE ABLE TO MANIPULATE THE WORLD'S CODING TO CREATE OBJECTS OR WARP TO DIFFERENT LOCATIONS. EACH UNIVERSE IN LOCATION "Mega Man RPG Prototype Omniverse" IS COMPRISED OF VARIOUS FILES. EACH FILE IS SEPARATED INTO UNIVERSES OR WORLDS, SUBJECTS- SUCH AS PLOTLINES OR EVENTS- LOCATIONS, ITEMS OR OBJECTS, USERS, CHARACTERS, AND ABILITIES. MECHANICS SUCH AS THOSE FOUND IN ROLPLAY "Robot Master Mystery Dungeon" CAN BE FOUND, AS WELL, ALBEIT OPTIONALLY.
Basically, Chaos Zone- as well as any other Roleplay in this Omniverse- is sort-of like an "Executable File" that's constantly running. And it is the "Users" file that dictates who can edit what files.
In other words, Brash cannot suddenly make Worship have human skin unless RedBomber permits it... And only the Pseudoreaper who created this roleplay can manage the server migration that is supposed to happen roughly 65 posts from now.
...At Post #6999?
Let's be real here: RedBomber going "Yay! I'm the 7000th post" like he did the other last thousandth posts is inevitable. We either do it early, or witness as a joke post doom us all.
Wait, why would not migrating before the 7000th post doom us all?
Because of THIS.
...What in the hell is causing this...?
...If the roleplay cannot be transferred to a new thread- In other words, if the roleplay's "server" cannot be migrated- the only other option would be to pull the plug on the roleplay entirely. This massive distortion is the result of a sentient universe panicking over such a probability.
Wait, sentient?
Who do you think that black-text narrator was, Morgan Freeman?
...Yes?
...So, how do we make Jazz Pseudoreaper with this Reaper Lock active?
...Isn't Beta Shadow a Moderator? This programming seems to imply it was written by the System... And I know "Moderator" isn't the same as "Webmaster", but doesn't that grant him more of a say in, let's say, the character who runs the account?
...Well, if nothing else, it's worth a shot.
...I admit, I don't have much excuse for that.
Well, now we just do the rest from here like I said!
What "rest"? The Reaper Lock was turned off.
But Vangus didn't make the Chaos Zone! He shouldn't even have a "Reaper Lock"! He shouldn't even be deciding who's made of cells and who's made of code! He's bad, and he needs to be stopped!
No, he doesn't. He's enigmatic, for sure, but as soon as someone simply stopped and asked what the Reaper Lock was - again, me threatening him with brute force was a mistake - a straightforward answer was given.
I don't get what's wrong with "brute force". I've seen people get poofed away when they wanna do bad things†, so-
Context and time, Sodoma. Vangus' presence is nothing like those "villains", and just because it happened then doesn't ensure it would end the same if it happened today.
Everyone views the Chaos Zone differently. Even if some moments call for emergency, it's crucial we respect the decisions and viewpoints of others no matter our own.
It doesn't matter that you were born to protect "the growth of the life"‡. If you treat everything as black-and-white as you do, you won't be any better than the "darksome corner"‡.
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