. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Well, about THAT...
...Should we call off our plans, then?
...If this "Boyfriend" managed to avoid us AND Lord X, then he is to be recognized for his stubborn persistence, if nothing else; It should be assumed that he could escape at any time, and that we should carry on with our plan... Even if he failed to the "parody".
...That said... He has indeed proven himself to be beatable; If the FOOL can manage to achieve victory, then it can be assumed that it is something we can accomplish as well.
Hm... Perhaps his victory was attained by other means? It is possible that we could pull a trick of our own to lure the Boyfriend into failure... Disorientation, perhaps?
...Maybe... Or, with that demon of a girlfriend not around to assist him, perhaps we can distract him- or even crush him outright- through more... physical means.
...yes...
...well, he had no sound-based powers at his disposal, so I didn't think to turn up the soundproofing that much...
*sigh*
Look at yourself, Zardy. One person steps in with nothing but a flashlight and an axe...
...next thing you know you're spending four minutes trying to chase off two kids by singing at them, you get blasted in the face by a skeleton freak...
Where did you go wrong?
...
...y'know what?
I never had to "give them a show". Only thing keeping me from cutting the boy's throat then and there was whatever that girl could do...
I've started off small twice, and it's gotten me nowhere. That girl and skeleton think they can be monsters like me?
Maybe I just need to remind the high-and-mighties who owns this maze.
Nrgh... dammit... ya shoulda talked to us first!
With what happened during your last encounters, we didn't have much reason to believe that you would be willing to comply.
....Still, sorry for not doing so. I was too hasty to judge you.
Well, Waluigi believes this is a perfect condition to press charges over!
*ROAR.* (Let's not.)
Y-you said you knew my family... how?
'Cuz it was them who lent me a helping hand. Not that Wario, the LEGEND, woulda needed it, anyway.
But truth be told... They were lookin' for you. Mind explainin' a couple things?
...Keeping Planet Bomber-- and the Earth-- and any good civilization safe-- is my passion. As a robot, I guess you could say it's built into me. I live for justice.
...
My brothers and sisters, on the other hand... they don't feel too keen for cause. They're aloof in their intentions. It makes them a liability. And I don't want them screwing up any more missions, or worse, getting hurt.
...So I left without a trace. Met up with someone I knew I could rely on. And started getting to business.
....
Hah... it's ironic. Perhaps with them around... we would've been able to deescalate the situation before anything could happen.
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO WARIO'S MONEY!?!?!?!?
W-woah! Whoever took from that vault really made sure not to leave anything!
*ROAAAAAR*! (How does this happen every time we leave this place!?)
Waluigi's live savings... how is he supposed to invest in a 401k now!?
O-oh, no! Revenge via victimizing someone who I've only shared one proper conversation with! I sure am indimidated!
You two are idiots. I don't care what Hadium is, leaving a vault in the open like this is begging to be robbed.
Huh?
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
What? You two have a secret kink for losing money?
What kind of fools do you think we are!? That we wouldn't learn from this!?
*CONFUSED GROWL* (Huh? What's that supposed to mean?)
It means, soilbreath, that that cash that was taken ain't real cash!
*CONFUSED GROWL* (Wait you can understand Piranha Plant?)
Eh. The dialect's rubbed onta' me.
They're... *wahah*... they're fake currency! One that we've long since warned to government about to blacklist! They just sealed their own doom!
The oldest trick in the book! And those morons took the bait!
So, shall we?
...
...WAKA-WAKA. WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA... WAKA-WAKA MADA MADA. (...Spooky. I don't care what kind of idea you have planned... but it won't be enough.
...We are running out of time.
I know.
You haven't been doing anything.
I know!
Then why the hell won't you do something!?!?
Because I don't know, alright!? I kept thinking of every possibility, but nothing's clicking! And neither Legend Beta NOR anyone in Beta Team are answering my damn calls!
Why the hell can't you do it, then!?
Because I can't trust myself with it! The last time I had control over Beta Shadow's alt account, I unleashed Proto MKII into the RMMD world, got Prototype killed, and even now the effects of me letting the Wily Omega loose on the world could end up getting the Skull Bros. and Enker KILLED-
GET THE BLOODY HELL OVER YOURSELF!
I'm tired of your CONSTANT pessimistic attitude. "Oh boo hoo! I did a lot of bad things and I will never be forgiven, and never should be! Waa! WAA!" The only thing that made it more annoying for me hearing it come from Zalgo is the fact that I already had to hear it from YOU for much longer.
"Oh! I shouldn't cause Team Prototype any more troubles!" Bitch, if they wanted to kick your ass over it, they would've fucking done so a LONG TIME AGO. [u]They moved on from it. You should try it yourself, instead of CONSTANTLY complaining about it.
And that one thing in Gensokyo? It's not like you actually went THROUGH with it. And even then, you only wanted to do so to get rid of a few bad eggs; You even decided to have Libra try to evacuate the city. I guarantee that if anyone even remembered it happened, or even knew it was you who did it, they'd have already fucking moved on by now. And wouldn't you know it, that's the second time I brought it up. It's almost as if there's a GOD DAMN POINT to that.
So if you won't stop complaining, get the HELL over every little thing you've done, and fix the god damn server migration issue, then I WILL.
...
...I'll, uh... It's going to take a few minutes.
Good. I'm gonna go relieve some stress.
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