. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
UNIT "ZALGO". SEE THIS MANGLED CHILD AS A SIGN OF YOUR FAILURES, AND WHAT THEY MEAN TO THE WORLD.
AND NEW INSTANCE OF UNIT "PUNK"...TREAT THIS AS A WELCOME GIFT.
:Shit, this guy's no joke.
:Damn it...
:We'll get him next time.
* Eh... I supposeth they canst not Alle look Pictoresk.
* Now, then!
Dammit... (Maybe we should have opted for a favor from DX after all...)
Look out!
This will be the perfect opportunity to get my revenge!
Not if I have mine first, pal!
So... do we have a plan for taking on every person we've ever taken in ever?
No. Of all things, I never prepared for this. "Butlertype"... that guy played us like a fiddle.
...HEY. YOU!
...Hmmmm?
I HAVE NO WEAPON ENERGY TO TELEPORT LEFT. USE YOUR STUPID TIMESPACE POWERS TO GET US TWO OUT OF HERE. I AM NOT BEING JAILED AGAIN.
...Well... I could always use more allies... but I will only escape with you on one condition.
WHAT!?!?
Now that my senses are no longer dampened, I can tell you reek of at familiar, utmost ungodly smell... Sanders.
I will only take you with me if you promise me this: That you will never, EVER, visit a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant for the rest of your inorganic life.
...
......Hmph. As I thought.
Alright. lets get going, i don't wanna have to hang around and fight any fools if i don't have to!
So... How do we fight here anyway?
We need to retreat.
(And leave this place behind?)
It's for the best. It's not safe, now, anyway.
Th-this escalated quickly!
Enough. Time to put you four in the Tanden Engine.
!!
Gotcha.
U-UGH!
That's check, and mate.
...NO MORTAL HAS BEEN ABLE TO TOUCH ME WITHOUT MY ALLOWING IT FOR CENTURIES.
Well, I'm not your ordinary mortal, now, am I!? I mean, sure, it took me months, but...
YOUR SPEED IS AS COMMENDABLE AS YOUR DETERMINATION AND WIT. YOU HAVE MY PRAISE.
And why's that so important!?
BECAUSE IT'S COMING FROM...
...Whoa.
FOR YOUR VALIANCE, I SHALL REWARD YOU WITH THE PEPSI-FORCE. AS LONG AS YOU STAY LOYAL TO IT, YOU WILL BE... UNSTOPPABLE!
Aw, yeah! Awesome!
NOW, IF YOU'LL PARDON ME, I MUST BE ON MY WAY. I WISH YOU GOOD FORTUNE IN YOUR ENDEAVORS.
(You gotta be kidding me..)
It worked! It actually worked!
Okay, okay, now I know you might have some questions, but we'll have to wait until the rest wake up from their battery transfer.
...That's not good.
...Should of known. Least I didn't get too attached to that turncoat, huh? ...Hold on, getting a call. Hello?
Hey Red. ...I know our job of protecting that princess is at an end following the disbandment, but uh...she's not looking too good right now.
...What happened?
Some, uh, metal hedgehog ended up attacking her while she was out alone.
Metal hedgehog?
I guess. I don't know, kinda caught me at a bad moment when I was out of ammo. Anyways, he upted and vanished but uh...she's hurt man. Real bad by the looks of it.
Is she just like, lying face down in the sand or something?
Nah, nothing like that. Her father and some weird green girl...elf thing, I don't know, they're with her.
So she's good then.
I...I would say not. Zalgo seems to be panicking right now. Yeah, the big bad almighty Zalgo. Yeah, you didn't mishear me.
...
Just uh, curious as to what I should do. I've a clear shot at them if you want em gone. Got some ichor bullets on me. One shot to the head and bam. Course...that's if you feel it's the best course of action.
...
...
*sigh*
Skapon. I'll be right back. Stay hidden for now unless you wanna make a mad dash towards the portal door.
(He didn't say it was this bad.)
Here, it should stop the bleeding for now. I got nothing in regards to any vision-related problems.
* Ah! I imagineth it is no Differente to the Styleth of Combath in thou're Home Realmes...
* Gentlemen, these are thy SOULes, the Veriest Culminationes of thy Beinges!
* 'tis important that thou becomest acquainted with theire Strengths and Limitationes, for in this Realme...
* Liketh SO!
Looks a bit drab, could i put a wi-
...ouch?
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