. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
(What do you plan on accomplishing killing the three of us?)
...
You-a-won't get any closer to world domination. You won't-a-become organic and-a-complete your identity theft fetish. and you won't-a-be magically transported to our home world.
...No. But you all will be dead.
(There is that...)
...!?
Your end is at my hands only!
Grrh!
(You're going to die, Somatic. We're going to kill you. Then we're going to access your memories, find Koopenstein, and make sure he will never threaten anyone ever again.)
G-h! Nnn!
You're the-a-constant of our torture. I at-a-least had Somari to-a-reassure me before... but I don't-a-think we will EVER-a-be truly at peace with-a-you roaming about.
Urgh... Bold of you to assume you'll find them with the short remaining moments of life you two have.
Hoi! Welcome back!
...I'll uh...I'll have what he...what he's having.
Well...guess since I fixed that radar and the monsters are gone, I'm just gonn-
Oh no your not.
(Rats). Why not?
Your memories remember?
...Oh yeah...(RATS.)
Gotta wait till the boss shows up. Course...I know another way. Should be quick and painless for me...
Relax, relax. You really think we'd do that?
...Well of course not.
I mean, what do you think we are, murder machines or som-?
...
You may have free reign around the base, but you better watch where you go, okay? Okay...
(But that's their purpose. Did the UKR really forget to program code that reinforces that? Geez, whoever made these guys needs to go back to school...)
...
Hey! You alright in there? What happened?
(Come on, they have to have a weakness...)
(We have none.)
...
(There we go. Should keep my thoughts blocked but not theirs. Now then...fire's a bust so how about...)
(What the actua-)
(Do you honestly believe that would hurt me?)
...
While elemental damage dosen't have much of an effect, status effects still seem to affect em...which means...
(That's one down, only-!)
Come on! A cave! Wher-
The people of this rock, they spend years and countless billions upon billions of worthless currency to develop Mass Destructive Weapons. Meanwhile, look at what a single Starknight is capable of Stache.
But the funny thing is that it would take even longer for an community of Starmen to create what these fleshbags made.
D-
Save it. We need not your words but another's.
.W...what?
I imagine you must think we came for you...however the Mind of the Mountain was our true intention. I'm sure you know who I speak of, yes?
The...Mind of the...Mountain?
...
We heard its cry, its sweet words echo in the air calling for someone. What a pleasant surprise it was you. Because now that we have you...
Come out Mind of the Mountain! Your chosen one has failed! Now reveal thyself and fix my cohort of his insanity!
And then, they just... warped away. Without a trace.
So she's bait for you to come rescue her. And you say you were hit with something that gave you the coordinates?
...Yeah. It didn't really hurt... but it knocked me back. And then a new location appeared in my memories. It was weird.
(Well, if we have them... are we going to go there?)
Looks like it. Whatever set this up intentionally wanted her to follow them. That much is obvious. So the only thing left to do... is give chase.
I just hope this isn't some sort of shallow trick.
...
"Walter!?" Who in my father's name is Walter? And who is he to impose things that I can and cannot do!?
On second thought!? It doesn't matter. Because sooner or later, I will be the one and true most popu--
Hmph. Where in the hell am I now!?
GDHJASBGKSAG! SBJGJKASGJAKSG! SFGAJKNAGJKNSAGJSG! INTRUDENCE! PROPERTY DAMAGE! YOU WILL PAY DEARLY!
Not likely! I don't make time for anyone unless there's a challenge. And seeing as how you're royalty here, I'm obviously in the wrong place!
See you never.
Ah, nothing we can't handle...
I wanna personally thank you! I ended up getting pinned by a monster and all I had near me was my jammed rifle. That axe training kicked in and I sent that sucker flying!
Awesome! if you want any other training with closer range weapons, you're always free to ask around.
I would say you could ask Haar for more axe training but I think he's still out fighting that ultima?? I mean you could ask narc- Wait, where did he go?
Annnnd he's taken my book as well.
And so, as it currently stands, Ultima is currently... how you say, livid over these recent actions I took. And since we are basically blocking one extremely vital entrance into a city filled with good-spirited people, who do not want to loose faith in the heroes they love, ain't no way in hell am I gonna let that happen. So if you'd understand, you to both keep my... recruitment in the UKR secret to certain people, if you don't mind, and figure out which unit can be of best for the cavalry for this current battle, sir.
Of course, so long as you do the same. I'm technically not supposed to hire mercs out of the blue nor give em vital plans and Balto would have my head if he knew but what the hey.
As for the uh...cavalry, we've got that covered. However, there's a problem; our scouts can't seem to find a open way directly to Ultima that won't end in disaster. Any ideas?
For now we need back to the Overmarch Bunker, then we'll figure this thing out. We have a open space fitting of your intellect just waiting to be claimed.
Hey real quick. Those modifications you placed on Vanne-...Lucina. Something happened and the control broke. And way to fix it or is she lost?
Well... there's no known blind spot due to her knowing to look out behind, to her left and right, even above and below. There would be tiring them out, but that could take a long while... maybe... something that could make the cavalry invisible, but that might take a long time to make possible unless someone or something can allow that to be possible. So out of my two ideas, the invisibility one is starting to sound, slightly possible at best.
Does it matters not if we slay your so called champion?
We need him.
KILL!
Release him or else we'll find and break you ne-!
It is not my voice that has broken your friend.
...You lie. We Starknights can read your mind. It wou-
Would be wise for me to listen? Was that what you were going to say?
...So, you're a mind reader as well huh? How about now?
Nope, I can still hear your thoughts and I must say, yes, I am stunning.
That's not what I was thinking.
Yes, but you're thinking about it now.
...
Yup! No matter how hard you try, you're thinking about it now aren't you? Guess who's to blame! :)
Get out of my head wrench!
Sorry, no can do. Not until you release S-
You really doubt me? What a shame...Here! Look up there!
...Poof.
...
If I am able to do that to your PK Cometstorm (you starknights have dumb names for things...) with a single thought, imagine what I could do to you?
...
Yes, I could do that too. In 3 seconds no doubt! Hehehe.
...Then tell me, who's to blame for my brother's madness?
The source of it, an ancient evil deity, has already been killed. Less you return to the outer skies, you will share his fate.
...
So go on, get. Get!
I could sense it coming even before you did. Bubye!
DRAAAAA!
Don't you know it's rude to hit a lady?
Or A GoD?
There! While he's thinking about what he's done, you are coming with me Stachey!
...Let's get going when your ready. Need me to carry anything for you?
...
Oh, damn. Uh, I see it didn't go perfectly, but are you all safe and sound at least?
AUGGGGGH!
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