. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
...Come on... Pick up...
Dammit, another voicemail! ...*Sigh* I guess Trio's giving him and the others a run for their money. Still, who else is there to ask to take over the alt account?
I think I can name 10 others. 13 if we want to run the gambit of having Devil, Theta, or Gamma do it.
*Sigh* No, no... That would be unfair to the rest of Beta Team. (Besides, I've already tried; None of them are answering, either. And I don't quite trust Theta Mephisto or Gamma Jewel, and I definitely don't trust Beta Devil.)
You're just trying to make this harder on yourself, aren't you?
I swear, I'm not trying to make this hard on purpose, it's just... It's hard to choose someone appropriate to fill in such a role.
We just need someone to moderate the "server migration", right? Just pick someone under Beta Shadow's cast to do it, and we'll worry about transferring the role to someone who makes sense later.
We can't just give such an important role away, especially to just anyone- Unlike a certain someone's cast, not everyone under Beta Shadow's name has 4th Wall awareness. And while I won't say if it's a bad thing or not if everyone was aware...
...Suddenly giving such information to someone who was previously unaware of it causes a mental change too unpredictable to call it safe. You and I can BOTH attest to that.
...Well, you had it previously, didn't you? Why can't you do it?
...
...Because what I have done with it when I had it* makes me the one person I trust the LEAST with it.
I think... We're back in the inventory-
summoner,we need to talk, it's about hel
that clown? Don't worry Alfonse, we'll knock her down with ea-
That's what I'm worried about, last time we fought and 'defeated her' she had already been severely weakened by something else beforehand, and that was just luck.
Wait w-what? But she was already a pain to deal with then!
Keep fighting! We can't let them get through the gates!
...
Hah! I'm amazed. This was even less of a challenge than per calculated.
And unlike him... due to my inorganic nature, the instability of these new powers brings me no source of drawback at all!
(Damn you!)
Surely you can't be serious. Even if you do hit me, I am far too powerful for you to--
Urgh--!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshles..
(How far-a-back did Somatic send Somari!?)
(This is the end of the line for you, you stupid piece of trash!)
Y-yes. I see. However...
That farce will not work on me a second time. Chaos Control.
--!
--!
You used the power of the Chaos Stars to give yourself a power boost without actually transforming. An interesting trick, if you will.
But have you forgotten that I can tap into that very same power myself?
((FUCK.))
Continue to rely on that power, and I'll simply tap into it myself. Which will in turn allow me to wreak even more havoc.
CADENCE!
I'M OKAY! THE GUY CARRYING ME IS PRETTY BURLY, THOUGH!
Who are you!? What business do you have with either me or my friend!? And most importantly of all, why shouldn't I pound you into next Tuesday!?
The identity of my person is information which cannot be disclosed.
Your current threat level is meager. However, should you try to stop me regardless, your companion will make a suitable means around that.
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! KICK HIS ASS!
If we're so non-threatening, why use her as a hostage!? Let her go, and we'll settle whatever accounts you need settled!
The hostage is only required as a means of insurance.
Insurance? If you don't let her go this instant, I will insure you never--
That you will pursue your associate as per planned. If not, dire action will be taken against her.
...Wait...
No, no, no, no! You're not leaving with her!
Observe.
MY TWITTER PASSWORD IS UWUXX0XXUWU! TELL MY FOLLOWERS I LOVE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!
NOOOOOOO!
Dierdre... I'm sorry-
Hel.
Summoner.
T-the light...
T-thea? is that you?
Lord J-Julius i-
Any last words? want to join your friends with their pathetic cries?
Yeah. Dodge this.
D-did i do a good job?
A futile display of power, But i must give you my respect.
Come now. I have chosen you to join the Cohort of the dead, Prince of askr.
Just a moment longer, Mr. President.
Good. I don't want to waste any more time than necessary.
Really? Now of all times.
Sir, is there something wro--
Was that meant to rattle him?
It wouldn't on our best day. Our reports classify "President Walter" as a Class 500 Metahuman. He'll be peachy.
If he's that powerful, why face him as we are?
Heh. What's he going to do? Rip us in half in for the world to see? Any dire actions, and the world is one step closer to seeing him as an unchecked threat. Something he's already aware of.
True. But you know how the saying goes about poking the bear. Humans are irrational. Maybe it's best we play it pragmatic instead of provoking him. We could risk starting a war.
That's where you are wrong. It's the fact that our president here is so unwilling to let things get to that point...
...which will give us the upper hand.
...Well. I would say that went well.
Literally not a single face was punched the entire time.
That was the plan, yes. Unfortunately, your man-crush beat us to the punch. Literally.
About that...
...Could we...?
We may if President Walter's proposition becomes official. That "influencer" is the type of fool to make a hooplah out of nothing. So he'll likely end up getting in the way soon enough.
Don't only three confirmed people outside our squadron know where this place is?
Definitely sus. Display cameras.
...
......*Ahem!*..
I... it's a part of me. Once I interact with a form of energy from something, I can trace it. I absorbed part of yours, so, I know where to find you. 


...You...
...You're right. I don't deserve your help. I don't deserve anything. Especially not the reason I came here.
But... my friend. An innocent one. She's in danger. She's... she's been kidnapped, okay!? I don't know what to do, and I'm so scared because up until now I've only had to worry about myself!
...So... sure. Lock me up and throw the key. I... I just need to make sure she's safe...
...And I need Team Prototype's help to do that.
Well, 'least we're in a safe place.
A-are you..?
(Never been better.)
As expected from you lesser entities. You cling to life as if your efforts make the difference between it and death. No matter how pointless those endeavors may be.
But my interest in toying with you two dwindles. NOW... I will torture the both of you until there's nothing left.
This is-a-bad! We can't take-a-Somatic! Not without Somari!
(Forget about Somari.)
What!? You just-a-want us to forget about him!?? We can't-a-do anything witho--
(I SAID, SCREW SOMARI!)
...
(Do you REMEMBER how fast he is? If he were really okay, he would've RETURNED here already! Which MEANS he's either KNOCKED OUT-- OR DEAD!)
...aa... but--
(I don't know about YOU-- but I don't plan on JOINING him on EITHER of those fronts. You can try and find him-- But good luck outrunning someone thousands of times faster than you.)
...Then what... do we-a-do?
(We fight. For our lives. With everything we've got left... are you with me?)
...
I'm with you.
'Aircalibur?'
. . .
Sorry 'bout this other summoner. But Hel's back alongside some other threats rising. I promise I'll bring this back as soon as i've defeated her again.
So why did you send Tailtiu off with the others? Shouldn't she be with you as your right hand hero?
Nah, Figured that letting her go to the inventory with the others would let her train on her own. Who knows, she might go and kill another god like entity, help keep her mind off hel..... And what comes with her fate..
Besides, I've also got Narcian as my right hand hero, I'll be fine!
Hmmm, all this thing needs is a cool name. How about.... The blade of thoron!
What do you three think?
She sounds sincere.
Well, the squad could use some female representa--
She's not going on the team.
(We know who the friend is supposed to be, right?)
It's obviously Cadence. A completely run-off-the-mill robot who is in no way special...
...Which makes it all the more strange she'd be abducted.
Why not give her a chance? If she happens to be some bad guy schemer, I think we'd be able to take her on four-to-one.
I'm not so sure about that.
Wh--why!?
Her powers are the absorption of any type of energy. She could absorb your potential energy to get faster. The joules of your attacks to hit harder.
Or, perhaps-- Siphon your Weapon or Life Energy, and effectively kill you where you stand.
(Yare Yare Daze!)
I thought I told you to stop infecting my son with weeb culture.
G-gomen nasai!
Anyway. it's a bit of a risk. But if no one is opposed to the idea, then it's what we'll do.
...
...And what exactly are you up to?
This new denizen was another Sniper Joe scrapped serving that lunatic, Dr. Wily, in some dimension where Mega Man is purple instead of blue. And before you ask, yes, that is the only difference, and yes, it is dumb.
Anyways, I'm just giving him a tour of the place before leaving him to his Level 1 punishment, so just take the day off and don't worry about us.
...
...
...TOLD you I do a better impression.
Wow. I can't believe he actually let you keep those powers.
Ah, don't worry, slick; Power removal's for Level 4+ punishment. Won't be surprised if he reconsiders after this, though, heheh...
Honestly, what really surprises me is that shinobi guy not recognizing me.
Eh, don't be; All you Sniper guys look all the same, after all.
WOW. THAT'S not offe-
Anyways, we'll just need to go a bit further... And don't worry about the other guards around here. That guy's an all-level guard; The rest of the guys up here are nothing but a bunch of pushovers.
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