. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Interesting...
This-a-new extradimensional power... it seems it-a-really can be harness and controlled! Need to get Somari and tell him--
?!?
I've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time. And now that Shake King is out of the picture... I can finally go about my procedure.
Don't-a-tell me... Somatic?
In the flesh. Something which yours will be eviscerated, as well.
So it was-a-you... you-a-dropped the last Chaos Star so we could beat Janemba!
Guilty as charged. I will not allow any of you three to perish unless it is by my hand.
Then you should have killed us BEFORE Shake King.
And why is that? Are you implying you've gotten more time to get stronger? Or have more tricks up your little sleeves?..
...Because it simply does not matter. I can fly higher than you. I can punch harder than that moron dinosaur. And I can move faster than my counterfeit. What chance do you and you alone stand against me?
...
For starters, the-a-chance to distract you while you're-a-talking so I can blow this entire building up.
!!?
THAT BASTARD! HE SET ME UP!
Did he, now? How exactly do you know him?
Know him? I've trained him!! We've TEAMED UP!! And the next thing I know, he turns around, and, and takes me to THIS HELLHOLE!?
(Very interesting...) Perhaps you should've expected this sooner?
There's nothing to EXPECT! I had a purple man being beaten down on me the entire time! The next thing I know, I'm HERE!!
If I EVER get my hands one of them ever again... They're done for.
...
This is our chance to escape, Jet! Come on! Storm will be fine!
...No.
Huh!?
Truth is, we've been stuck in a rut for a long time. None of our heists have went well. But if there's ONE thing the Babylon Rogues won't do... it's abandon their own.
.....
...Alright, fine. I'm with you.
Let's kick some robot bu--
....Ow....
It'll only hurt more if you move. Those chains are nanotechnology linked to your neurons, which detects your escape-based objectives and delivers an appropriate EMP.
N-nerd...
*kaff*... I thought I did the right thing...
Just glad that everything is over. I don't want to handle another situation like this ever again.
Who knows, maybe something exciting is about to happen soon.
Hope not. I will break apart if there is another evil god out there like those two.
So, It appears that we need to push back hel and her forces as well. I'm going to assume that the other people who betrayed the order would have sided with her.
Probably! they all seem to be people that would want to get back to their own worlds for unsavory actions!
Hmm, lets hope we don't have to return there during this-
!
Hostile recognized.
MULIATED OFFENDER!
Irregularity detected in Starknight 02.
PK Incinerate!
PK Shiel-
Wha-
(...Way too close.)
Now then... the only thing to do... is wait...
...And while that was going on, some penguin-lookin' guy hopped on me multiple times! Eventually, all of them wore me down, and then... WHAM! I get KO'd by a single PUNCH from that frog. A LAME way to lose, if you ask me!*
An enticing story, except I really don't care.
And then when I was forced to put everything back the way it was, they tried to squeeze out who I was working for. But before I could-*
I shall repeat myself: I. Don't. Care.
I still don't get why I'm still here. I keep telling that Beta X guy that I'm innocent, but he just gives me the same response...
"I can't feel, so I don't care."
...Meh. I can do a better impression.
That being said, what are you even here for, anyways?
...Well...
...Then he told me to rest, and now... Here I am.
...Wow... That's...
Th-that's all? Hah! How could that POSSIBLY be mortifying!? For BABIES, maybe, heheheh!
...Heh...
...Anyways, now I'm stuck down here in LITERAL Hell, where I'm assaulted by a psychotic explosives fanatic from space every day... If time even had MEANING down here, anyways.
...That reminds me. Is it me, or is that guy a little... Missing?
Missing?
...Actually, come to think of it, I haven't seen any of those space guys around anywhere...
...Hey. You don't think that they... Y'know...
...Escaped. Did they?
...Escaped? From Hell?
Impossible. If people COULD escape from the afterlife, wouldn't everyone have done so by now?
Hey, anything can happen where I came from.
...Even if they did find a way to escape from literal Hell, I highly doubt that our little warden of the afterlife will let it happen again so easily.
...Maybe so. But that's why he isn't going to know.
...
I'm listening.
Did you really think you could escape me? Or run to your little friends, and you'd magically be safe?
*cough* cough* No. I just think you're-a-nothing but a prick who's-a-not worth half my time.
As for contacting the-a-other two... that explosion did the job just-a-fine.
You little--
You-a-okay?
Eh. I'll be-a-fine.
(If that was who I think it is...)
It most certainly is.
(Somari, you're not accustomed to your new power yet. You have to sit this one out.)
No. I'm not-a-stopping until I see to it that Somatic is-a-done for this time.
I don't-a-care how it happens. But Somatic has gone on-a-messing with our lives for-a-long enough. This ends today... even if it kills me.
Hoh... Sounds like you're ready to kill after all, Somari. I would have never expected this from a buffoon as naïve as yourself. You really have changed... and not just mentally.
Those last hits were free, by the way. They'll be the last ones you three get before your final swansong.
(Tell Chorus Kid about your problem Schezo! It'll be kinda funny!)
Come: I guarantee you three won't even manage to make me move from this spot.
I got this.
Welp, that coulda gotten better...
Uh oh!
(They're gaining on us!)
It's no use. The Torpedo Terminal cannot by any means be stopped until it hits it's target. You three are doomed.
Of course, that's not to discourage any efforts from my counterpart. Yes... run like the rat you are. For this... will be the final round.
(Any bright ideas!?)
One, yeah. But-a-you three need to let the missiles target me.
That's suicide!
I promise, I won't let anything happen. Just-a-trust me! Now go!
Kiss my-a-ass, over-replification.
...Hmph. What is that bag of flesh in red planning now? The Torpedoes are only getting faster. They'll follow him everywhere. Including time.
JUST WATCH ME!
Hahahahahah! Taking this situation head on? Very well, then! Show me your resolve!
WHAT!?
Sucke--!
Ok, Max, you really need to get over this problem like that Kyoko kid! Your starting to drink too much! Imagine what'll happen to any unsuspecting toilet or urinal that might suffer your wrath...
So what you're saying is you found a weird banana in a place you weren't meant to go, you ate said banana shaped object, passed out, became whatever THAT thing was during the final battle, been like that for a solid year, and then you just popped out recently?
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