. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
That's enough.
Oof!
*thud*
Stop! You guys were just about to destroy this planet!
Yeah, just like how I was about to kick his ass. Look at him! He's still flat on his back! So step aside and--
A FATAL ERROR HAS OCCURED.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
What the hell!?
How's... them apples?
What did you... what did you do?
Yeah... y'see, that much is actually relatively simple.
I waited.
(He was feigning unconsciousness to stall and reach Mech's time limit. This is just the result of that.)
...
Not bad. You actually managed to put up a decent fight. I can't name people on one hand that have been able to do that with me...
...But you're still a loser.
HEY!
It's not because of how weak you are. It's not because of how many times you end up put down. It's not even about losing.
It's because you're so insecure, that you let the opinion of other's sway you so easily. You're a loser because you seek validation from everything but yourself.
And until you learn how wrong that is... someone like YOU... will never be able to achieve victory.
...
...
I am done with games. It is time I finally shed this cocoon... And reveal to you all my TRUE FOR-
...You know, we could grant you that satisfaction. We could let you achieve your "real form" and become Waa Haa Hee, and make a bigger climatic showdown*...
...But that raises the question: Why? Why would we want it to be harder to defeat you?
If you think you can stop me just by stopping time, then-
I'm not done talking. I think we can ALL agree that this battle has gone on long enough. I believe it is time to end this, here and now.
You... If you think you can so easily kill me, then-
Believe me; Killing you would be a pleasant thought. We've even considered doing that.
But the concept of death is beneath you, isn't it? You'd just find your way to escape from Hell and come back stronger... So you don't DESERVE death. To get rid of someone like YOU once and for all, a more... PERMANENT solution is required.
And I think a part of me has JUST the solution.
...
...Hakai.
And with that... It's over.
FINALLY! This arc is over!
I-i mean,he deserved it-
...So, we're here now. Question is... Why, exactly?
I- you know what? No,I'm not gonna just 'forget' the sheer amount of damage your little 'plot' caused and empty core or not your minions and your own DAUGHTER we're clearly not under any sort of influence.
And don't get me started on your crimes.
Well, see you guys at the court case.
I'm tellin you Sam. I was robbed of a perfectly gory victory!
Ah quiet down Max. It happened. And there isn't no way to do it without damaging our timeline.
I HATE IT WHEN YOUR RIGHT!
...Right. One question remains...
What do you think we do with the Anti-Omni Meme?
Why are you asking me this?
Wait... Are you saying you don't have it?
Are you saying you don't?
Well, don't look at me; I don't really need it.
I don't really care about it.
And if I had that accursed thing, I'd have already destroyed it.
...So THIS is the second Anti-Omni Meme... If I combined its power with that of my OWN... I would become UNSTOPPABLE.
...
...
...Hey. You're the brains of the gods, right?
Give this to someone who can actually keep it out of the wrong hands.
Huh...!?
...I don't know what it is, but I think I've learned something from all of this... That object needs to be in the hands of someone who can be trusted with it.
...Zalgo can go figure out what he wants to do some OTHER time. I'm out.
Not so fast. I've got a few words to say to you.
...You go around preaching about how "existence has no meaning". That it's stuck in some "endless cycle of creation and destruction", and that "it will continue as long as life continues, so the only way to break the cycle is to end it with destruction".
...But you know what? I think you use it as an EXCUSE. To cause chaos and mayhem. To be destructive. To try and fight and defeat ME.
...
Well, you don't have to pretend anymore. If all you want is a fight...
...Then just call me any time of the week. I'll take you down any day.
...
...Are you sure about this? It's
...Truth be told, when the two of us chose to team up... I think Beta Devil changed. And I know he's likely never going to be a complete good guy...
...At the very least, he'll make for a good rival.
Whats worse, they made that ban on Scrumpos happen!* How can life suck even more than usual!?
As do I. I didn't know I was brought to life by a demon. It make sense for me now.
And also make's me very confused.
* Jeeze... never thought I'd be this beloved in a long while!
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