. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
HAAAAAGGGH!!
Really? You think throwing a little temper tantrum will change what everyone else thinks of you?
SHUT UP!
Bastard!
Hnh!
Urgh--!
I picked this one up from Rock. 3,589 punches and counting.
869,928,274! 943,589,725! One bill--
STOP THAT!
Dammit. If they end up duking it out for long enough, one-- or both of them'll end up dead. And that's excluding any possible mass-destruction they'll make along the way.
...Mech... I thought I was pissed off at what happened with
. But he's been handling an even worse grudge than mine... And for how long?
the loud explosions that keep going off?
i might just be having auditory hallucinations again but i'm pretty sure they're coming from over there.
my therapist says to ignore the sounds, but i think that fog's gonna be a cause of some concern.
...i'm not sure it's the greatest idea to just run straight in there considering the quite possibly real explosions but you're the only person i've held a conversation with so i guess i'll follow you
It... itoesn't matter how many tricks you have up your sleeve. None of them will be enough.
Nnn---... wanna... bet?
Fine. I'm pulling out all the stops now. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Heh.
Hrk--! (Shit. I overrestimated Prototype's abilities.)
Sorry to say, you edgy little punk. Emotype and his little squadron have nothing on me.
(Alright: Round two.)
We'll see how you do against this.
Not good enough, Copycat.
Ack--!
Maybe on your next life you'll learn what a mistake it is to challenge me.
The only thing we regret is not doing this sooner.
"Go help the droids fight Ultima's army", he said. "It's the least you could do after refusing to return to base", he said. I bet the others are having the time of their lives right now, watching Kirby fight Zalgo. I'd bet that demonic POS already went back on the deal, and now everyone's jumping in to kick his ass. Probably would be why Reggae's too busy to come down here...
Meanwhile, I'm stuck on damn CLEAN-UP DUTY. And to what end? To be told right afterwards that a new law made our purposes obsolete? These braindead service droids I'm forced to work with have no idea how quickly they'll be tossed like trash after this is all over.
I don't even know why I'm following orders like this. I'm more of a Jazz than that fraud of an "original me" will EVER be-
...Alright, you listen here; We both know how this is going to go down, so just come out here and face me head-on like a REAL fighter would.
...Fine, then. I'm not above being the engager; I'll just come to YOU instead!
GOTCHA NOW!
What the-!? Oh, suppressing your REAL speed, aren'tch'a? Who the hell are you, anyways?
...
...DESIGNATION: "STARDUST". OBJECTIVE: GAIN POWER. BECOME WHOLE.
..."Become wh-"
Oh. I see what's going on here.
...Honestly, I have thought Jazz and the others got rid of you when creating my base model. But if you TRULY wish to face annihilation again...
...Then I am more than willing to oblige.
Hey boss you seeing this sh-
Boss?
Chumps... Absolute chumps. If only they knew I've been tearing apart existence since I was a wee roboy
No... No! It can't end like this... It can't... no.
Hey, pal, anytime you plan on quitting your whining so I can go back to hearing myself think, feel free to let me know.
Let's get somethin' straight. I am not your pal. That bastard in black put me in a room with someone just so he could have the satisfaction of me losing any possible chance of sanity I have left.
Well, for you, maybe. I haven't killed anybody. So my status is still in pending, meaning there's still a chance I could see the light of day.
That reminds me. How did you even lose to that wannabe, anyway?
Off-text loss.
Huh. Figures. Hate it when moments are just glossed over like that.
What about you?
...




...What? You didn't even say anything! How am I supposed to know what happened!?
You aren't.
This light...it's almost like heaven...no, like rapture, and it seems I am the only one to come face-to-face with it...
Whatever these rapturous bursts are, I will make sure I see them all over my face!!
We are almost to our destination, Mr. President.
Be quick about it. I have something very important to attend to.
DONE BEING A BORING LITTL--
Oh, you're not.
Was... there something you said back there?
No.
What now?
Hmmm....
You mentioned Somari-san earlier, yes? Why not have him and his companions test out Hypertime for themselves?
...Huh. Now that you mention it, we do kinda owe them for helpin' us take care of Janemba.
What about Wario?
Ain't he rich? Don't matter either way, I'd rather not have to deal with him of all people.
It's official. Weirdest universe I've ever had the displeasure of going to.
If yours was much better, you wouldn't be here right now, would you?
Good point.
Ah, yes, good day. I presume the simulation chambers I have reserved are all done and set up, aren't they?
...
What do yOU IMPLY!?
A sECURIY BREACH IN THIS SECTION!?
These are outsiders! I cannot risk them getting hurt, ON MY TOUR!
...
W-Well, if you will cover the insurance costs...
Yes, I suppose.
We have somewhat of a change of plans.
You will be fighting in one of our gyms, without simulation. Try to not harm eachother.
Repair and medicine can easily be provided if you do, though you will have to be fully scanned just before training, in case limb re-growth is required.
I suppose that is fine?
Take this you piece of trash!
That not going to work! Try This.
Breach? And we're just supposed to ignore it and spar while things explode around us? Not a chance. How can I help?
I have not expected you to hear that.
Chord, it is better we stay out of such matters. For now.
Tough if you wish to hear more,
It is mostly classified information, but I can tell you this:
For accurate fights in the simulation chambers, your abilities are read and programmed on-spot with high accuracy
Battles are stored on our servers, and so do your, previously mentioned, abilities.
During setup, it seems as if someone has hijacked the information being uploaded to our simulation chambers and redirected it somewhere else in this corpus.
It could only have been done by someone with previous experience with inner workings of the Conglomerate
And I will let you figure out the potential harm that could cause."
Now, we do not yet know who it was, if they even were in the conglomerate at some point, and if they were, they probably have already made a quick escape.
Though, I guarantee that if you show yourself well enough in here, and get accepted, we will get on the case
Didn't I ask you not to get up in my face like that?
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