. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
this is for giving me a headache you asshole!and for hurting mighty and wraith..
C...can't loose here... that... easily...!
To call upon light... is to vanquish unwanted darkness!
MEGA RAVE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I'M NO ONE'S LOSER! NO ONE'S SIDEKICK! I HOPE YOU LIKE HELL, BECAUSE YOU JUST BOUGHT A ONE-WAY TICKET THERE!!
...
!?!?
Heh. So you've got some bite to your bark, too. That's good. It makes you worth thrashing.
But a loser is still a loser. And remember : You asked for this.
Ungh... (Damn... that felt like getting hit by two hundred atomic bombs.)
(...Fuck. Did he knock me into the asteroid belt? With one hit?)
(Okay-- Gotta concentrate. Gotta--)
WELP, no use in just standing idly I guess
wait i spawned in the middle of nowhere its gonna take me days to find anyone NOOOO-
Huh, how convinient
oh gee whiz, i wonder what towns i'll inadvertently tear up today
wait, are there even any towns to inadvertently tear up in the first place? nobody's anywhere i can see
this sucks. when is this gonna make like a cookie-cutter YA dystopia novel and have everything be about to change
it's not my fault!
d'you think i WANTED to be suddenly teleported away from my wife and children?
Yeah me too. This is just a nightmare come true.
Powerful!? HAH! Trust me; You haven't seen true power just YET.
...Though, something tells me that neither of these two are going to show it anytime soon.
Nobody will be dying on this day but you.
HAH! That, we shall see...
Ah, good. Did you come back with Cranky Kong?
Well, no, but-
Then WHO did you bring!? Because if you came back empty-handed, I swear that I'll-
Not to worry, everyone; Help has arrived!
Aha! It seems we've made it at the right time!
You have forced me to once again work with the forces of good, just like many years ago... And for that you will DIE!
Your little friend might have bested me before... But NOW I shall show you...
...Why WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
...Great CD-i Triforce... Give me strength!
Nice one, Link!
Now it's our turn!
VERY bold of you to assume the kicks were the plan all along! We were just building power-
To open the way!
after waiting eight whole hours, i have come to a realization.
I WAS LITERALLY JUST TALKING TO SOMEONE HOW DID I NOT NOTICE
now i just need to REMEMBER who it was
DAMMIT NOT AGAIN
i guess i could just walk up to random people here, make some new friends
hey, uh, royal looking person? you have a crown i can't be too far off. anyways, do you have any idea where we are right now? i'm lost and i'm pretty sure that was an explosion i just heard.
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