. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Alright, I'll go and help out, seems wrong to just wait here.
Uh oh! Don't worry Lanky, we're coming to save you....somehow!
Something tells me this is a trap.
Okay, now how do we help him? Is he being controlled or something?
Actually, funny story on that; Lanky Kong was actually Trio.EXE's initial form. Then, it became the Life Virus, who also posed as a form of Dr. Robotnik based on his Sonic CD sprite before evolving into Trio.EXE.*
...Don't ask, this roleplay is very weird.
...Quite curious that Lanky seems to be crying out for help, though... Perhaps this strange story has a deeper layer.
...Or it's a trap, as Trill said. Won't know until we go for it.
Updates complete.
Dare I even ask?
So, you remember the hunkiest hunk of hunks known to all hunk-king who also happens to go by
?
...The phony, right?
The NOT phony! And yes! And you'll also never believe what just happened!
You know, the more time you spend exaggerating the grandeur of this, the less surprising your reveal will be--
He beat up the SWN-OOĪ©.
...
...Okay...? That could've been a fake--
And then after that your one-eyed boyfriend took him away.
!?!?!?!?
(Alright! Only a few more hours before the spell Ultima has on some it's human victims wears off! God I hope this'll end sooner than later. And just in case...)
Okay, how the heck we can help him?
Let me think, we should bring one of the gods here and maybe they can-
Remind me again why she is your friend Trill.
Maybe later.
Coda, you got a plan to help Lanky Kong? Beside, Crush Woman's plan is basically punching stuff.
Hey, sometimes it is a good idea.
Your just saying that because you don't want to hurt her feelings.
Well hurry up, I think Trio.EXE is going to make Lanky Kong do something bad.
And what about you broken?
I need to wait to tell Zalgo about something. In the meantime, don't get yourself killed by a monkey.
Anyway...Coda, what's your plan?
What do I look like, a miracle worker? Newsflash: I'm a villain. SAVING people is kinda a new concept for me.
I-, thought that would have vanished when i was chugging potions-
Alright you bootleg mario lookin chump
Let's play ball.
I had him! I had him game set and match! But somehow... he managed to get past me even when I would've overwhelmed him!
We underestimated that guy. That, and we held back to a considerable degree. No use beating yourself up about it.
How did you get in here?!
Uh huh. I saw the whole thing. Ya'll got embarrassed.
Seriously! Literally only us two are supposed to know where this place is!
Huh. Coulda fooled me.
Hey. Hands off, pal.
What, are you worried I'll get something on it? I wear gloves. And it's not like any more man or robot-tailored diseases are existing any time soon.
Look, I'm just bored, okay? I'm sorry. Anyway, you guys need to lighten up.
..."Lighten up"?
!!
You show up unannounced, you disrespect us, you touch OUR property like it's our own-- And you tell us to lighten up?
Okay. If it were some god, or the president, or even a friend-- maybe I would let that slide.
Hey, dude, don't you think your esc--
But YOU. You of all people have no right to act all high and mighty here. I won't take that kind of attitude from an aloof nobody who no one cares about.
Really? 'kay, I'll bite. Like you said. I don't have much to my name. But I'd much rather be a nobody than a loser who wouldn't win his way out of a cardboard box.
Because if I had to chose between being forgotten-- And being remembered as a WIMP-- I'd eagerly take the former. If only you were given that much of a choice.
...
So maybe I was a bit harsher than I meant to be.
That was out of line. You should go.
Yeah, yeah, I figured.
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A ! ! ! ! ! !
Ok where the heck am I now
Then tell me, what do you see? What could you have possibly seen that would justify any of this?
Because this whole "chaos is the best thing"...it's honestly just plain stupid. And as this all-seeing evil thingy, you should clearly see that.
...Why'd you stop Tiamat?
Well...I...uh...
What?
I...can't fit through the door
What?
The door...it's...
Oh! ...Hmm...why not break the door down then?
...That might work...
...Okay, Marilith, new plan.
Yeah?
Since you can fit through these doorframes just fine, I'm just gonna stay in orb form until we get further on down. Surely they can't all be like this?
...Justify? Justify!?
You think I give a DAMN about being right!? NO! I want chaos because it's what I'm literally BORN to do! Because I will not be satisfied until EVERYTHING falls into chaos!
And, what, you think I expect you to eventually believe in my ideals!? What, you want me to tell you my life's story!? That I had a "bad childhood", or I was "wronged" in some way that'll just... MAGICALLY give me redeemable qualities!? Oh, that's just RICH!
Oh! Look at me! I have a TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIC backstory! Now you just HAVE to feel sorry for me! Is THAT what you want!? You want me to pretend I am anything more than what I am!? And to do what, change NOTHING!?
I know who I am, insufferable FOOL. I won't be redeemed. CAN'T be redeemed. Hell, I don't even WANT to be redeemed!
So you want some backstory so bad? Fine; HERE'S your backstory:
Let's see if YOUR mind is in the right place... AFTER A LIFETIME IN A WORLD OF ONLY CHAO-
Frankly, I don't care WHO you are, or what happened to you to make you this way. But I know one thing for sure...
Never.
Hurt.
My.
FRIENDS!
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