. This fails and he dies. However, now there are two universes, the second of which is based off of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe.
. This fails, and now he shares a body with a guy named Walter. (Worship is currently in control, however, but he's better now. Ish.)
. This fails, but instead of dying, they proceed to lurk in shadows.
. This fails, and he is sealed away.
up again. Meanwhile, so does a robot named Coda, the trio of Badniks from before, and several other villains, making it a callback to (mostly) all above events, which is where we left off.
Hey dumbass, guess what? Imma need my thorns sharpened. And your teeth look extremely useful right about now.
...I can sense his energy. I think he wants us to follow him...
It, like, could be nothing more than a trap...
Maybe so... But staying here certainly won't stop them. Where at, Matt?
...This should make a suitable arena for a final battle.
Literally nobody said you couldn't come.
Ah, welcome, welcome. I'm afraid my associate is undergoing preparations, so in the meantime... Why don't we make a deal.
As if we'd make a deal with YOU, heartless freak!
Oh, such flattery, truly! But I wasn't talking to YOU. Rather... To the people who have worked with Zalgo.
To me, it appears that your "boss" has lost sight of his ultimate goal... And while, yes, I did try to control you... Does the idea of a world without heroes or goodness truly sound bad to you?
...So I'm going to give you all one last choice... Join the forces of Chaos... or perish by the hands of its own will.
...Perhaps for some of you, such an idea is not ideal to you. But, perhaps there are some of you who may want to consider it...?
Now get a load of THIS guy! makes worse deals than that surtr guy i knew a few years back!
Golly. That sounds like baaaad neeews.
"Bad news" is putting it mildly. Either it was some huge hoax... or very soon, we may be in deep, deep, trouble.
I'll bet that prophecy was really talkin' about me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Look who skipped Hallow's Eve. What's the occasion now? I thought we vessels weren't worth your time?
Pssht... OBVIOUSLY. It just so happens that there's nothin' around for me to do. And PRESIDENT you boring as hell. Something about passing-out anti-vigilantism laws soon.
...No way. I mean, I knew he could be a little uptight, but... he's me. And I wouldn't do that.
How do you know that for sure?
....Huh. I guess you have a point there.
What the-- HEY! MY FLASHBACK SEQUENCE!
Nobody cares about your history anyway.
WALTER!
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
President Walter?
Nope. He's an entirely different person.
One that also warrants an entirely different conversation. We're here to talk to you about--
Vaati's escaped the Shadow Realm, hasn't he?
No.
...Huh.
We have reason to believe an unknown threat from an unknown timeline has invaded this one as we know it.
Darn. Well, what am I supposed to about that? Can't exactly help if the possible threat can't be identified, can it?
No, but we thought it would be wise to drop by and send you a warning, as well as ask you if you believe there are any possible threats that may be out there.
...
I haven't seen anything. Though that's not an excuse not to be on the lookout.
No, certainly not. But if you say you haven't spotted anything, we'll take you at your word.
Is that...?
...Yes. It's the new-and-improved Z-Sword.
Why's it sticking through the ground, though?
Well, it was planted there for somebody who could be deemed powerful and noble enough to wield it in combat. From what I heard, it's versatile enough to channel the flow of any energy, and then stack power onto it tens, hundreds, or even thousands of times.
I personally haven't bothered giving it much thought since I'm not really a swords person. But if you can pick it up, then I guess it's only fair you--
DIBS!
Rassa-frassa rigged sword... Thor called, said he wants his mythos back...
. . .
Now that irony for you right there.
you call that a good use of books? I don't really see it-
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